ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -23rd October, 2025

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Just Between Us... death bed confessions!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. The Big Pod is back on Tuesday, the 28th of October. We've gone on strike for a couple of days just to make an extra long weekend. Yeah, we have. We are striking due to the completely fair conditions that we have every single day. Yes. Yeah, we just...

We're tired of it. We saw the teachers do it, and we thought, that's a great long weekend ploy. Yeah, and they're like, what are your complaints? We're like, ugh. but sometimes when we come in in the morning the studio's a bit hot and we're not with it strike strike strike strike strike strike strike strike

I'm not having a go at teachers weigh the teachers everything they deserve I know the teachers the fire people the everybody now while we're away nurses our little bit of pod will be just between us and just before we get into these

completely anonymous responses for a question that we have asked on social media I will remind all of our list is the Christmas cocktail special return and you have until the 31st of October to submit your Christmas cocktail special shout-out. And also you have to

the 31st of October to submit to daddy. Oh, Lord. I don't want to submit to Daddy. I'm just saying your own daddy. Daddy of your choice. Oh, no. Now, you can find the link at our Instagram bio, F-E-H-ZM or ZMonline.com. Right, just between us.

Yeah, just now, just between us. We're not sharing it with anyone else except for you. Do we have a specific a bit of music in the background, between us? No. What would you like? Anything you want. Just between us. I was thinking just the two of us. No, I don't like that song. That's shit. Well, let's have, what are you thinking? I'll tell you. Oh no, that's a little pole. That's silly little pole. Secrets. Secrets. Yeah. Secretes. Yeah. Secret songs. What about

is it bad little secrets? Is that passion pit? Little secrets? Is it dirty? All my secrets away. One Republic. Talking in a Sleep, Tony Braxton. Little Secrets is passion, but. Great song. Great song. This is a great song.

Great band. It's jazzy. Yeah, I love it. It's snazy. I'm just going to repeat. I'll put that on repeat in the background. Love that. So just between us.

Just between us. The question that we asked on social media, if you had a deathbed admission, what would it be? What would you admit on your deathbed? Now we've, I reckon I'd forget. I'd have this admission. I'd be like, oh, my deathbed.

And I'd be like, oh, the guys, wait a minute. I don't know that I have an admission. I don't really have a lot of secrets. At least one person in my life knows all of my secrets. Yeah, okay. Yeah. We know a lot of them. Well, well, well.

Here we go. Here we go. Why don't you pull up a stool? These are all anonymous. Shannon saw your names and she cropped them out. Yeah, she cropped them out. And we know who you are. We'll actually have her taken out too.

Yeah. So your secrets will be safe. My admission will be. Like the people that built the Pharaoh's tombs, you know, as soon as they were built, they were killed. Because no one could know the secrets of this pharaoh's tomb. Yeah, they knew the secret passages. That could be our deathbed admission that we got Shannon whacked. She knew too much about our precious listeners.

So, I got with a famous New Zealand band member and afterwards found out that he was married. Sockrey bleu, succoray, bleh, succoray, bleh. I want the private information of who that was. You mean someone in the music industry was a dirty doll? I know that the thing you didn't have telling me that rugby players have affairs. No, no, no. Okay. They're good boys.

They're good boys. They're good boys. They're good boys. They're deadbed confession that I accidentally skip a pill and pretty sure I got pretty good. Oh, yeah. That'll do it. That'll do it. I pushed a little more morphine to help someone pass away quicker for the family's sake.

Fuck yes. Oh my God. For it, man. I'm on board. I'm on urine pain and your terminal. and it's just a matter of time it should be way easy to just go clickety clackety clickety click click click click click click

What are you fucking waiting for I'm going to go I'm not doing a U-turn and be like Wait I feel better I'm out Oh my God Would that have been Do you reckon that was pre the euthanasia act

Yeah but you have to be so solid of mind The Euthanasian act is a step in the right direction But it's still flawed So inaccessible You have to be like what terminal You have to be within six months of death I think some people get It's hard to tell

Yeah I just get a bad back and I'm like, ah, that's probably enough. That's enough for me. I will happily push you both down the stairs. Get the morphine, click, clap. I don't want to me. That sounds painful.

I'll get to the bottom and I'll have broken my neck and they won't let me die and I'll be a vegetable. It has to look like an accident. Clicking you too much morphine doesn't look like an accident. I'll be like that was Haley.

It does. You've got a bit shaky. Oh, yeah, she does. She shakes. She shakes. Okay. I have a hidden stash of $9,000 and we're looking to buy a house,

but this money is hidden because it's for an engagement ring. Oh. That's not a deathbed confession. Yeah, but it's a dude little secret. It's a dirty little secret. I knew my partner was my ex's brother all along. I just acted surprise the morning after.

Oh my God, I love that so much. Also, who was better? I love it when you've slept with brothers. You've got to know who's better. Well, you're saying like that's like you have. You have? I have. I sleep right.

And which one? was better, one or two. I slept with Gary and Alan Witten, the legendary Orblitz. It's time for me to come out of the closet. You did not. Don't say that. Gary was better because the big moustache was a real little tick-lush. I've literally never slept with brothers ever in my life, no. But I would compare them immediately.

Yeah, you would, yeah. My deathbed confession is that I cheated on all of my master's assignments. Hashtag chat GPT. Far out. I just think everyone's doing that now. All right, that's not even... As long as you know the things you need to know for the job. job you get though.

Now, you think of what we've had so far. Also, spoiler alert, I've been in this job so long there's been zero tests. Yeah. That's fucked. There's no tests. There's no tests in life. No. So you think what we've had so far, we've had the morphine thing, the sleep, hidden money,

cheated on my masses, someone's deathbed confessionist. One time I drank my own piss out of curiosity. Fuck off. What the fuck is going on? That's fucking wild. Do you know what, I've never drunk piss, and I'll say that hand on heart, but somehow I sort of feel like I would know what it tastes like. Yeah, but before you said you hadn't slept with brothers.

No, I don't know what to believe anymore. Oh, I know. The girl that cried, I haven't drunk my own piss over there. I was the one who put instant mashed potatoes all through their yard before it rained. Oh, my God. That's such. It's like powdered potato. Like the stuff you take camping.

Yeah, and I guess you'd go between the grass right. It would... French potato lawn. Brilliant. My father's second divorce happened because of me. She kept hitting on me. Long story. But it's my deathbed confession.

Wow. You reckon they slept together? They fuck their step-mom. Just like in the pawns. They can't write this shit. They do. Literally. Probably every other one.

Yeah, literally. I've been the other woman for more than one man. Is that somebody else? Wow. Love that. My deathbed confession would be, mom, dad. I don't have my bachelor's degree like you think I did.

Oh, wow. Yeah, because mom and dad don't run the database check, do they? No. No. I don't know. I get a job at the end of it. Are they just like, who cares? I, a 30-year-old female with a partner of 10 years,

have a massive crush on my colleague that's six years younger. Do it. What? A 24-year-old on our hands. Do it. Do it. And by DM, I mean Carpe, that dick. Oh, Haley, please.

Sees the dick. I chewed up the disc for my brother's favorite place. PlayStation 2 game when I was sick of playing it. What the fuck? You just pull it out of the PlayStation and you're like Gaggaggaggaggagg my monster. My deathbed confession would be that I'm in love with my flatmate.

Oh. Do it. Do it. Do it. I slept with my best friend's brother once and she doesn't know but it was worth it for that dick. Did it. Did it. Did it. And Death Bear Confession I actually don't think I'm gay. What?

Isn't that the old role reversal? Because it was always like, you know, people pretending to be straight, being like, my deathbeak official would be like, I'm gay, or I've had the gay feelings. Do you feel like because sometimes there's so much effort to come out that then to kind of go like, actually, I don't think so anymore. Or maybe you just not. Also, your sexuality, no, everyone changes, very fluid.

Yeah, it's very fluid. Yeah. Like when I sleep with Gary and Alan Wetting. Again, I just, for the record, Vaughn has not slept with former All Blacks, Alan and Gary Wedden, just because, you know, they are still alive and, you know, very much. That's what I was just going to Google. I don't they own super, I feel like they are in supermarkets or something.

Gary's 65, so he's approaching retirement age. I don't know what he's doing now. I feel like so many all blacks in sports people end up owning a four square or something. Or doing real estate and stuff. Yeah, yeah. He was, they were twin brothers too, so that's actually double wings for me to one lock. Yeah. They weren't just brothers, they were twins.

Yeah, yeah. So there we go. Okay. Well, there was our Just Between Us. We're going to be back tomorrow with an admit something you like. That is the Just Between Us. Admitting something you actually like. See you then.