ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd September, 2025

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley saw something cutesy on the plane!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, I flew over to Australia this weekend. You are hosting the Australian version of Have You Been Paying Attention? I did, and I'll say I did a good job. Oh, did you? Okay, great. Yeah, I did a bloody good job.

Really? Bloody good job of it, actually, yeah. Modest? I'll always say she's modest. She's modest. Yeah, no, no. You know when you've nailed something. Wow, okay, yeah, right. You nailed it. Anyway, so on the flight over, I was sat in the window seat. Yep.

And then there was an older lady in the seat next to me. No, sorry, an older gentleman in the seat next to me. And then some who gives a shit. You know, like I don't know who's in the aisle. Yeah. But they had the best access to the toilet. That's your preferred seat, though, because you wee a lot. It depends.

If I'm flying to somewhere like aisle because I wear a lot. If I'm flying from somewhere, I like window because I'll probably sleep. because I'm probably hungover. Yep. So that's my thought process. Anyway, so I'm sitting next to this lovely old man. And then they're doing their food service, but it's a flight to Australia so you had to have opted in.

Not everyone gets fed, right? Short flight. And he, the woman in front of him, not next to him, I work out as his wife. They've been separated. They both got middle seats. Oh, no. Obviously didn't book ahead.

Yeah, that's their fault. That's on you. No sympathy coming from me. No. You fucked up. Yeah. So then... Did you chant that?

Because I quite like when people chant you. I did. Because I was in a tiny little seat next to one was right into his ear. You fucked up. Yeah. Anyway, so she gets skipped for the meal. Yeah. And then he orders the meal, right?

And he's ordering the meal. And then gets a glass of Savignon Blanc. Lovely. And then he, the person carries on and he passes the Savi en Blanc forward to his wife. He foregoes a drink so that she can have this Savi en Blanc. Wait, how are they both? Both flying, but one got a meal, one didn't. I guess they were just like, why pay for the works deal for both of us?

And then at some point, he finishes half the meal and then passes the tray forward and she finishes the other half. Oh, my God. Fuck off. It was like this whole thing. To save $20. Yeah, $20. Oh, my God. Get fucked.

And then when they come around again to do, you know, would you like another beverage? Yep. Then this time he gets the Savi en Blanc. Yeah. and then three to one they sink a movie oh yuck I know and I'd say they're like 70s God no gusting behaviour

No one tell my parents about this idea 3 to 1 321 sing a movie I can't imagine them sinking a movie though no they wouldn't sing her because dad will watch some action movie that mum thinks is silly and mum wants to watch some romance or some really dark British crime Oh I thought it was quite sweet that they actually like each other

that lad in life do you know what I mean they're doing these sort of sweet things for each other I mean, you're at, maybe they're a recent, maybe they're a recent. Oh, yeah, they could be. No, it gave big care, because when I, because I obviously followed them off the thing, then they're sort of linking arms and kind of helping each other. It was really. Oh, that's so yuck.

Yeah, I mean, I vomited everywhere. I just thought it was cute. You're seeing them sink a movie, I will say they didn't quite nail the sink. Oh, didn't they? He was a little bit further ahead, but I didn't mention that. They went three, two, one, boom. And I was like, oh, no. All right.

No, but don't they, some planes, some airlines do an actual. sink thing, right? Oh, so you can watch a long side. Oh, really? Were you trying to explain that to this couple in their 70s? I mean, do you know what I mean? I was better just sort of taking a back seat. Also, somebody that wasn't cute, didn't you have a little seat kicker behind you?

Oh, I did a little. At one point, I even grabbed my hand down to see if I could grab its ankle. It was just a kid that was playing a game. And my headrest was the screen. Yeah, yeah, was the thing. And he was really smashing it. And so I kept like turning around and scowling at the mind. and then scowling at the kid.

Right. As a parent, I find it abhorred that people aren't telling their kids to stop. Yeah. Like, you know, running around or being loud or, you know, I've got no time for other people's children. I'll try a stern stare, like, between the gap of the seats. That's what I was doing. But, yeah, the stern stare wasn't, he wasn't registering. Could you go into the chat function on the gooey and write, like, quit kicking my chair.

I will fucking end you. Yeah, I'll fucking kick you. Yeah, yeah, maybe. We'll eject you out of this plane. Yeah, I actually know how to open this door next to us, so watch it twerk. You're going to get sucked out of this plane.