ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th April 2026

Episode Date: April 23, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's Uber driver needed a little bit of help...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. So, traveling around at the moment, as you know, we'll stop going on about it soon. I'll be back. But, fuck, I've had a really hard time with my luggage. I just don't know how I just accumulate crap, man. And yesterday, my suitcase, my main suitcase, you know, big red that looks like a fridge, was 29KGs.

Holy shit. Yeah. And I bought extra baggage, but I didn't buy extra luggage. So I couldn't, you know, like disperse it and all this kind of shit anyway. It was really, really heavy. And so when I got out at Sydney and my Uber pulled up. Wait, I'm sorry. You got an Uber.

You always get the train. No, but I had four whole things. I had a guitar, the kit, my huge bag. I'll give you that. And a 29-k-G suitcase. No, I know I love the train. here but I just had too much shit. So the Uber pulls up and I was like giving

him all my little bags and then I like wheeled this bag and the Uber driver went to lift it and he couldn't. He literally couldn't and then he even like lowered like straight back almost deadlift style tried to pick it up and I was saying it was a bit of a weak bitch. 20-9-year-old. Hey

I had a weak-bitch flight attendant male I wouldn't call a woman a weak bitch just quickly. What do you mean? It was one of those ones where Ozogates the winter but everybody was on the plane and I didn't want to be that thing where I stopped unpacked what I needed from my bag and then put my bag up causing traffic I'm a kid I'm you're a good boy thoughtful so I just go in sit down keep the bag on my lap grab what I want out of it and then put it at my feet next convenient time when there's no one in the thing it's not going to hold anybody up this guy this flight attendant dudes walking past older guy and I'm like excuse me and he's like yes like that attitude from the get-go I was like I could you pop this in the overhead for me oh my god the theatrics oh oh I had to lean it over and grab it

and it was, oh! I know! And then, oh, when he put it up and he was like, oh, and then when he finished it, he went, oh, and touch his shoulder, he was like, oh, get out. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, but if you can't, look, that bag was,

it actually got checked and weighed, like, on getting on the plane. Oh, really? Are they doing that now? They were just randomly doing it. Yeah, I got Wade, yeah, yeah. In the Cargo Airport, I think, and they were just randomly doing it.

And, um, yeah. So it was like four KGs, and I'd taken my laptop and a couple of other things. out of it. Oh, that's big wheat bitch. Big weak bitch. Yeah, and the good drama. Probably tied and sore from gentrifying areas.

True. Yeah, probably. You know, they work hard. That's not easy. Well, this Uber driver, like, he just gave it everything and he just looked at me and was like, oh my God. And I did. That's heavy, though.

That is heavy. I just absolutely, I, like, outbitched him, man. I just hurled that thing up and rammed it in the back, almost with one arm. Very strong. So it made you feel good. made you feel good. It made me feel good, but I could see the look on his face. He felt very emasculated by me.

He was like... He was intimidated. Yeah. And I sped at him. I said weak bitch. Oh, you're trying to say weak bitch.