ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th August 2023

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's fingers smell funny!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, Hayley, you'd like Vaughan to help you with something. Yeah. I haven't eaten anything today, right? So I haven't put my hands in.

No, it's fine. It's breakfast time. I'll eat something now. But I haven't put my hands in. No, it's fine. It's breakfast time. I'll eat something now. But I haven't put my hands in any food or anything like that. And my fingers smell a bit. You know when you can't stop sniffing your fingers. You haven't picked your bum. I haven't picked my bum. It's not a poopy smell.

It's not a poopy smell. And it's not a BO in the armpit check. It's not like a dirty. It smells a bit meaty to me or like a bit barbecue-y. And that's why you came to Mindvorn, because you are a barbecue man, a fishianado of meat. Do you want to sniff my fingers? Hayley would like you to sniff her fingers. And just if you can identify.

It's been a while since I've sniffed my mate's fingers. I absolutely regret it. Now, we're really treed my mate's finger. I instantly regressed. Now, we're really treading a fine line here. This is quite grim. I have never, and I can say this honestly, in my life had a mate, or have I ever said to anyone... Smell my fingers. Smell my fingers.

Oh, yeah, that's disgusting. I have a perception on counter. Grow up. Oh, you grow up. Grow up. Yeah. You've got to get the cluster. It's... I'm coming cluster. It's these three.

Should I jump on a closer microphone or should we meet halfway? Yeah, go on mic two, Vaughn. There you go. I've just turned that mic on. How's that? My mic two? Yeah, there you go.

Imagine like a kettle barbecue chip. Okay, Hayley's bringing over the fingers now to Vaughn. Oh, he's had a good sniff there. Can you smell that? Yeah. It's like a barbecue-y. Now, just remember, she doesn't shower.

When's the last time you showered? Yesterday. Yesterday morning. Okay, let's walk back. Yesterday lunch. Yesterday lunch. Let's walk back. What have we eaten?

What was the last thing you ate last night what'd you have for dinner last night i didn't eat dinner didn't eat dinner on you oh no that's a lie that's a lie did you have pizza i had i had a pizza that could be there's a pizza a tomato with garlic it was a wood-fired pizza after the show i had pizza wood-fired pizza could be a smoke yeah it's a smokey it's a tomato sauce there's a smokey. It's a tomato-y sauce. There's a tomato-y sauce to it. And if it's wood-fired, that explains it. I've washed my hands. Remember if it's like a really garlicky, tomato-y base?

I always buy the pizza oven. And it was garlicky. You could have touched something. See, I knew all it took was having a friend brave enough to sniff my fingers. And I get to the bottom of it. Why wouldn't you sniff her fingers? I don't want to do that. You don't want to do that?

You don't want to ever sniff the smoke? No, absolutely not It's barbecue-y It's not bad It's not off-putting No, I'm fine It is It makes me hungry

I've always wondered how my nose would measure up Against, you know, those people that are like professional sniffers I've always said you'd be a good beagle at the airport Yes You're a good boy I can always smell things Before people can I'll be like, can you smell that?

And my whole family will be like, no. And then they'll smell it later. And they'll get it late. You're a beagle. I'm a beagle boy.