ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th August 2024

Episode Date: August 23, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; A new job for AI...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now, AI is here to stay I don't use it I've worn you like it a little bit Love it

Bloody cheating Yeah, cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater Love it Cheater, cheater, why don't you go eat a fucking pumpkin Okay, hold on, I just need to log into I need a witty comeback

to come back to my co-worker who just said

why don't you go and eat a pumpkin okay what does it say? What has ChatGPT got to say?

I'd love to, but I'm saving my appetite for something less gorgeous. Did that make you laugh? No, it didn't. I hated it. Oh, wow. I hated it. We talked earlier in the week about people using chat GPT to break up with people. Yeah.

And now I believe the girlies are using it. Shannon is here to tell us what they're using it for. To catch people lying? Yeah, figure out how tall they are. Because you meet a lot of men who will say they're six foot and you know that means 5'10". Yeah. Because this is, I didn't know this, but for the girlies, this is a big deal breaker as a guy's height. For some people, definitely.

For some girls, it doesn't matter as much. But one of my friends is really a heightist. She like would never. She's a heightist. Oh my God, me too. If I can't climb yet, I'm not, we're not hanging out. Yeah, absolutely. Is she an oil painting?

Is she hot? Oh, is that what you say when someone's hot? Yeah, you go, she has no oil painting. You've never heard that? No. No, I thought it was a pun. Because they wouldn't have wasted the sitting time or the oil or anything. Yeah, she's, well, you think all my friends are hot because they're all, um,

pest, pest, pest, pest, pest, pest. No, no, clarify. I only think the ethnic ones are hot. Yeah, I was going to say. I belong here. The white ones are boring. Miggers. Vanilla toast, m hot. Yeah, I was going to say. The white ones are boring. Miggers. Vanilla toast, miggers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to have a piece of white toast when fruit toast is on offer. Where's the fruit from? That's the exciting part. Exactly. Ecuador. My friends will screenshot someone's profile

on like Tinder and if they're holding a beer, they will like figure out which one's like a bottle of Heineken. They'll then Google the height of the bottle of Heineken and figure out like using photoshop they'll copy and paste he's like oh he's six heineken tall that would only work if the heineken bottle is next to his face that's a three foot child is a six heineken tall man number they end up being but yeah if they're holding it near them or they've got something around them that is measurable. I've even seen a mate use a phone.

That's so funny. He's holding like an iPhone. That's him in relation to their iPhone. So how many iPhones tall are you? Work it out. You're not six foot. So people are using AI as well to work, to scan people's photos and be like, how tall is this person for real?

That's a lot easier than Photoshopping 12 Heineken photos. This is a good idea. I guess it's easier as well than going on a date right and then working out that they're not what they said why people would lie about their height we're gonna figure it out like you're gonna meet anyway what's the end goal that we hang out or we have sex

or we go on a date I'm gonna see that you're not six foot I think it's like a maybe I can charm you first on the idea of that and then you fall in love with me and then you're like oh the heights not a big deal yeah yeah right I think it's like a maybe I can charm you first on the idea of that, and then you fall in love with me, and then you're like, oh, the height's not a big deal. Yeah. Yeah, right. I think it's like, yeah, baiting them in.

You can get a little step box so they can brush your teeth later. You can get that later. You can get those little blue plastic stools, you know, that kids had in the bathroom. Yeah. Oh, gosh. I feel for the short kings, you know, because everyone wants. They don't want your pity.

I'll give them a little pat on the head. Give them a pat on the head. There, there, my darling. Don't do that. I'm not looking at you, Jared. You're a great height. Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. How tall are you guys? You're six. I don't know, six foot. Six two. Oh, of course he is.

He had to add two on there, didn't he? Yeah. That's hot, man. And a half a centimetre. Oh, it's so embarrassing when you're counting your halves. Keep going with halves. Yeah. Oh, it's a big half.

Oh, but you may as well round up to that extra centimetre. Yeah. So what are you, six three now? Six eight.