ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -24th Feb 2026

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; one of our listeners has been very very naughty!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, for long-time listeners of the show, I'm talking long-time listeners of the show. Long time. Back in the day where we worked at the other radio station. Pre-Me. Mordor FM. Well before you.

Well before me. Well before you. We used to have a regular podcast contributor, Colleen from Australia. And we'd say, yoo-hoo. Only me. Colleen off home away. Fuck, fuck up, Colleen. Because they are annoying that would be.

We received, and we met Colleen a couple years ago. She came in. It was just, just unreal. And we've received a letter from Colleen and a jiffy bag from Australia Post. Now on the front you have to declare it, of course, international. Full description of good.

Letters. Oh, value in Australian dollars. 100 Australian dollars. Of letters. Good Lord. Of letters. What's in this parcel? Well, now I've got to work.

Well, letters apparently. Okay. Do you want to use my knife? Is there pingers in here? This is a hard thing, if she sent us drugs, and that's really looping us into something we don't want to be involved in.

If she sent us pingers. Oh, yellow envelope. Okay, yellow envelope. I love a yellow envelope. Why? Mustady. It feels like it's got cash in it, big watt of cash.

It does. What? What's going on? What is happening? Oh, no, it's Chinese New Year. Why do you think that was cash? Because there's usually cash on.

Now I got excited and thought we got seen cash. Now I just feel like I lost money. Sending you a belated Christmas. Wait, sorry, Haley and I are in the Red Bull. I'm actually in fucking debt and it's you around. So this is... It's always born's around. It's always born's round.

I'll get the next one. There is money in here. Fuck off. That's no. No, no, no, no, Collie. No, no, Collie, no, Collie, no. We were joking, Collie, Collie, no. We were joking, Collie, Collie, no.

Collie, no. Oh, but okay. Okay, thanks. Thanks, guys. Yeah, like yes. No, no, no. How many times do you guys say no before you say yes? No, I couldn't.

No. You know, like someone's like, I'll pay for this dinner and you're like, no. You should have seen recently. No. It was my daughter's birthday and she nailed the opening the birthday card and money falling up but not looking at the money as it fell. Good girl. It was fucking artful. Beautiful card, Nana.

Card from my mum and dad. And she takes out of that envelope She opens it And the cash slides out And she's like, dear indeed And she reads it I'm just like But you can tell all the time

She's just like reading it At the same time Peripher of Vision like How many purples? How many purples? How many purples? I'm spending this money on things How many apples are greens?

But she read the car And then she was like Oh Oh brilliant It was I was I mean she does many things To make you proud

Seriously what Is this some kind of Chinese New York She knew a belated Christmas present I was so over 2025 and two disorganised So I'm appropriate We want this read out on the podcast for it.

I don't know. This could be personal... It could be private information. We'll read it and then we'll see. I'm appropriating the Lunar New Year Festival by using the traditional red packets to legitimise sending you each gift vouchers. You can use them in any shop. Well, in an Australian shop.

Presuminging the travellers amongst you can run an in-house effect service. They won't make a dent in the personal recession, but hopefully bring prosperity and good luck at least or at least a few wines. Thanks for another great year of shows. Oh, I couldn't spend that money on wine, Colling. No. I can't. Laughing out, I'm even going to read the compliments here, laughing out at Haley's hilarity

and ability to ring the funny out of every situation. Fornes curious mind, speed of witten words and fletches less frequent but impactful drops of droll comments of one-liners. Troll comments! He is arguably the funniest one of the three of us. Kudos to both you producers for working real-life adult work hours, wrangling behind the scenes to do our daily doses of podcast. Anyway, enough compliments.

He's wishing for a 20-26 year of the horse. It brings you a change of fortune to those of you who feel you aren't quite out of the woods yet, which supports resilience, energy and success. Thanks adding to the happiness balance in the world and it seems to be suffering a deficit at the moment. It's an important contribution for Colleen. Oh, that's so lovely, Colin. It's lovely, Colleen. It's very naughty.

It's very, I will say Colleen, very naughty. It's very naughty. Very naughty. Should we take this gift? To the casino. No, you fucking piece of shit. Take this gift and we'll. we could enjoy something together and then send her a video of us doing it.

That's a good idea. Like a pottery course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. Like a pottery course. Oh, Colleen, this is so naughty. Colleen, this is... Colleen, how naughty is she said? She's been...

Colleen! I couldn't have those fall out of a birthday card and pretend I hadn't seen them. No, no, I'd be like, fuck me. Colleen. Colleen. Colleen. Colleen. Collin.

Collin. Collin. Collin. Collin. Collin. Collin. Collin. Collin.

This is very naughty. I'm actually going to be in Australia soon. I don't even have to exchange that. Haley said she's giving hers to charity when you're out of the room just saying. Oh my God. Yeah, she did. Yeah. I honestly thought that's probably, that, I mean...

I think we should. I'm in person in recession, Colleen, but like, I'm a spoiled middle class, white guy. Like, I'm a piece of shit. You're a brat. I'm a brat. You know what I mean? I'm going to donate. It's the same temperature as the pool, but I've got a pool.

Wait, I don't have a spa, maybe you should give me yours. You go to the spa though. You spar and swim. You spar and it's a public one and it's yuck. You have way more fun in the sauna than I have in mine. We can't go to the sauna as you go to. And that's actually prejudice. Well, I can, but I don't want to.

I don't want to. I don't want to. Get it out of my face, Mr. I don't want to. I think we should think of something good to do with this money. I can only think of evil. No, no, no, no, I'm happy to give. But then if I give this to you when you go to Australia to make a donation to a charity,

how do I know you're not Charity's my fucking liver, bro. Oh, Jesus. This is naughty, Colleen, and we love you, Colleen. We do. We do. We do love you, Colleen. No, I think we should do something special with that. You know what? For the first, I'm going to give this out one of the founding fathers of the show.

Wow. I'm going to give Colleen our first founding father of the show award. Wow. Not because she sent us money, and I don't want anyone to send us money. If you'd like to make a donation to a charity of your choice, do that instead. Oh, that's lovely. Thank you, Colleen. Absolutely.

God, that is so naughty. Aren't these envelopes nice, eh? Other cultures that aren't white have just so much better culture than else. Do you see how razzled Haley was at the yellow legal envelope at me? She's like, I love that envelope. It's great. And then we opened the beautiful Chinese New Year, gift giving. There's a name for these envelopes.

Envelopes. That's a beautiful. They're called envelopes. Yeah, but they've got a special name. Can we donate the money, but I want to keep the envelope? I want to keep the envelope. I think we frame the envelope. This is every founding father of the show needs.

a token and this is Colleen's token. Maybe we could put something else in the envelopes. Hongbao? Yeah. Hongbao? The red envelope. If it's got a thing over it, do you extend it? Oh, I have no way to get all the Chinese with Manderay.

Are they lovely envelopes? Lovely. We've gotten too old and nerdy over these envelopes. No, I think any age can appreciate that envelope. Okay, well, this is very awkward, Colin. Thank you very much. We really love you and appreciate you. Yes.

But yes. If you're going to send anything and just keep it to, scorched almonds. Silly. We love a silly post. We will receive a scorched almonds. Or used underwear for Haley. That's all.

That's all well. From the right person. Mine's got a little white bag of powder in the bottom. Oh, okay. Collie! Collie's very naughty.