ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th February 2024

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan popped into Mitre10See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I want to talk about dogs now if I may Two reasons Cat people Did I tell you guys I got bitten by the dog in Christchurch?

No When? When we were down there for the wedding What, where? We were, it was, was it the next morning after the wedding? Yes, yes, yes, yes Were you at the Pound? No, we walked out of the hotel that we were all staying at.

Yes. Well, Hayley and Aaron were walking across from the poor person's hotel. Which was nice. Tough times. No, it was still very nice. No, it wasn't. Yeah, okay, it wasn't as nice as that. I was just trying to make you feel better.

I had a shub. And that's how you know it's shub. A shub is one of those things on the floor that's... Slip mat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those things... The octopus. Those things, I'd like... The octopus. Those things are disgusting.

They contain all the feral moulds and fungi. I'm peeling it off and just throwing it at the wall in the bathroom. They're going to start the next Last of Us fungal infection, zombie infection. Some rubber shower mats. Some staphylococcus or whatever. We went down to the bottom of the Hotel And the minute I stepped outside I saw a dog

Quite a way down the road And I thought it was a French Briard A what? A French Briard I thought you were saying Briard They look like a Chewbacca That's why I like them They look like Chewbacca of Star Wars

Before we adopted Richie, that's right, adopt, don't shop, we were going to shop for a French Briard but I'm glad we didn't to be honest. Oh, these are cute as fuck.

Very hairy and they drop their hair everywhere and they look like a lot of, very cute. Very cute. So you can see why I was like, that's cute

and the man was walking across the road and I said to Sharday, and I was like, man, that's a big dog. I think it's a Briard and she was like, meh, meh I think it's a Briard and she was like she was a bit hungover

wasn't she and so the guy crossed the road and walked around and then I saw him coming closer and I said to Shade I'm going to cross the road

I'm going to go pat that dog can I pat that dog can I pat that dog I want to pat that dog and so I crossed the road and he was coming and I said hi

and he's like hello and I said is it alright to pat the dog and he's like of course so I crossed the road And he was coming And I said hi And he's like hello And I said Is it alright to pet the dog And he's like of course So I put my hand out For the dog to sniff And the dog went

Sniff Bite Like not like a hard lock on But like one of those You know they call it Being tagged Yeah right It just was like

Stay away from my guy Yeah right And I was just like ooh And I pulled the hand back And and the guy was like, oh. That's what he said. It wasn't like, oh, sorry. He didn't bite you. He didn't bite you.

Oh, let's get this dog put down now. Yeah. I would have said that. I would have shown it. I wouldn't even have said, oh. I just would have been like, bang. Let's get the council. Well, ever since I love that movie, No Country for Old Men,

I carry around a gas-powered bowl. Yeah. So I pulled that out, and I was like, that bit me, I guess I'm going to have to put it down. We're going to do this. And I was just like, tag. And I was like, oh. And he was like, oh.

And I was like, oh, is it a briar? And he's like, yeah. And I was like, oh, okay, you don't want to talk. The dog doesn't want to pet. Yeah. Fuck you both. I pulled back and shut it was hung over. I said, that dog bit me.

And she said, what? Did you ask the pet? Did you ask? And I said, yeah. And she said, can I pet a dog bit me And she said What? Did you ask the pet? Did you ask And I said yeah I said can I pet a dog? Can I pet a dog? Can I pet a dog? I feel sorry for people with like

Interesting dogs Like that time we stopped the guy The other few weeks ago Oh the German You don't buy a dog That's a half German Shepherd Half Husky And take it for a walk

Around central Auckland If you don't want people to be like That dog fucking rules my dude That dog is a pussy magnet I'm saying Yeah Pussy and cock magnet yeah it was just a it was a genital magnet it was it was a genital electromagnet do you get this with your dogs because your dogs are still but you people know what your dogs are gorgeous but they're like a breed you see a lot right golden retriever and a retro doodle Groodle. Was it really called a

Golden Retriever Poodle? Poodle. Stroodle. Oh, Apple Stroodle. Yum. Only if it's Latisse. If you don't have a Latisse... Fuck you, you just made a pie. Get the fuck out of here with your apple log. Get out of here. We took our dogs to a Mitre 10

because Mitre 10s, I can't speak for all of them But the two I regularly go to Are dog friendly You can take your dogs there I know that's the best bit about going Well that's what we I think you love the hot tradies Oh that's the second best bit

About going with the dogs The tradies are good The tradies first The tradies Their calf muscles And those boots they wear You're a tradie And you're wearing long pants

Stop being such a fucking puss Get those calves out we want to see them we want to see the quads I'm protecting my legs screw you and a bit of upper thigh like get a shorty short

a shorter short if you are on the kneecap sir that's embarrassing short in the short I want to see the pop of quad I'm giving you a bad no cowboys review on a pop of quad

if you're wearing a long short and if you don't have any tattoos get yourself to a shop get a tattoo even if it's henna. It doesn't even matter if it's henna, just keep topping it up. Get an Indian wedding henna tattoo for the worksite. Go get some chewing gum that's got a tattoo and you can put it on.

Yeah, put it on the calf muscle. For God's sake. I'm going to see your raw skin. Yeah, yeah. It needs to be doodled on. Yeah. So we took the dogs because the girls were always like, next time we go to Mighty 10, can we take the dogs? Yeah. So yesterday I caved and I said, yeah, we can take the dogs because the girls were always like, next time we go to Mitre 10, can we take the dogs?

So yesterday I caved and I said, yeah, we can take the dogs. What a pain in the ass. Everybody's like, oh, my God. Customers, people who work there, everywhere. It took us so long to get anything done. We had to go and retrieve them. The people were patting the dogs. I wouldn't take your dogs to Mitre 10.

Your dog, Richie, eats anything. He'll be straight into the peanut slabs. He'll be into the peanut slabs. The cafe. They've got a cafe in some of them, don't they? Yeah, but he was on a... I had him on a short lead. Right. I wasn't letting him run. Because he would just go straight to the cafe and just bowl over all the tables and

eat all the muffins and everything that's bad for him. But yeah, I won't do it again. It just took far too long to get anything done. Because everybody was stopping and talking about the dogs. Anyway, that's my for him. But yeah, I won't do it again. It just took far too long to get anything done. Okay. Because everybody was stuffing and talking about the dogs. Anyway, that's my tough life. Yeah, right, eh? Oh, he talks so long around my tea. That's right.

Poor bubs. It's just my personal struggle. I want to spend money on the property I own. Yeah. No.