ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th January 2024

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Aaron had a Pedi!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's Great things are brewing Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod After this summer and spending so much time outside My feet looked pretty rough You know when you get like rough heels and a dry Little manky
Starting point is 00:00:21 You see those old people and they have like Big cramps Oh my god Like crevices You've got to hide coins down there dry, little manky. You see those old people and they have like big cradles. Like crevices. You can hide coins down there. Not me. See, I'm a bit like that, but I went and bought one of those foot sanders. The one with the
Starting point is 00:00:38 spinning drum? Yeah, I got one of those. I forgot about it. What do you mean a spinning drum? What is it like? Shave your feet? Oh, you know, they're not looking good actually. You can even touch up. It's like a diamond, you know, that diamond dust that's real hard. Yeah, and it's got sandpaper on it. And I did it to my feet and they felt real good.
Starting point is 00:00:57 And then I put on some heel balm, which made me feel like my mum in the 90s. My mum's all about the heel balm. Oh, you've got to keep those heels supple and soft. So I did that and then I noticed Aaron's feet were like real bad. Because he's in bare feet all the time. He'll go to the supermarket in bare feet. I know. I'm a bit. I don't go to the supermarket
Starting point is 00:01:14 anymore in bare feet. Yeah. He loves to be a foot. Oh, maybe if I was at the beach I would. And I noticed his were a bit rough. And I said to him, I was like, you've got to do something about these feet, mate. Yeah. And then I remembered my little foot sander. So I grabbed his him, I was like, you've got to do something about these feet, mate. Yeah. And then I remembered my little foot sander. So I grabbed his foot and I sanded it, sort of covering myself in his dry foot dust. And I just felt like that's love.
Starting point is 00:01:33 That is love. That's love. I know. And then they probably need another few goes to get through it. So you're basically sanding off dead, crusty skin. Dead, crusty skin. That is disgusting. It feels so good, though.
Starting point is 00:01:46 And then my feet are definitely softer. They need another round because it's summer. I keep forgetting to moisturise my feet. Do you pop his back pimples? No, he doesn't get them. Right. I don't know. You don't do blackheads?
Starting point is 00:01:56 He doesn't get them. Really? I don't know. Great. It's an Italian skin. It's an Italian skin. He gets like one pimple a year. Right.
Starting point is 00:02:04 I'm rocking like 11 currently. On the go. You've got gets like one pimple a year. Right. I'm rocking like 11 currently. Oh, my God. You've got to have a few on the go. Yeah. I know. No, I don't really do other manky things. I don't do a lot of manky things. I was going to say, because this is a manky thing to do.
Starting point is 00:02:15 I know. It was the mankiest thing, but he was very impressed with his soft, supple feet. Yeah, because August, my youngest daughter had like a bit of heel. It was from just walking around at the beach, walking on the sand and stuff. And I was like, I've got a machine for that. I gave it to her. She loved it.
Starting point is 00:02:29 She was sitting there watching YouTube, sanding her feet. Sanding her feet. And then Shada's like, she's too young to be using that. She doesn't need that. And she took it off her and she's like, leave me to my foot sanding. And you think yours are smooth. A kid's foot afterwards. Oh my God, kids feet. It's as smooth a foot as it is. I, oh, like, you think yours are smooth. A kid's foot afterwards.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Oh, my God. Kids feet, I know. Because they haven't walked the walk yet that we have walked. They haven't walked the planet for 40-something years. Yeah. 40-something. I'm just speaking about myself. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Are you not 40? No, I'm, like, quite a while away from it. A while? 34. I thought the pink hair was kind of, like, middle of crisis or something. Wait, that's mid-30s, isn't it? 34. No, 34's not mid-30s. That's late 30s. No, it's not!
Starting point is 00:03:10 No, it's mid. Mid is 30. 34 is the new 40. 34, 35, 36 is mid. No, 34 is the new 24. 37, 38, 39 is late 30s, and 40 is 40. No, I'm early 30s. Early 30s? No. Swedish rounding, you're mid. Early 30s? No. Swedish rounding,
Starting point is 00:03:26 you're mid. Early 30s? Producers, what do you think the cutoff is for mid? Women unite. Women supporting women. Mid 20s, mid 30s, mid 40s. What is it? It's the threes to the sevens. This is the fight that I had when I turned 24. Everyone was like, oh, you're mid
Starting point is 00:03:42 20s. Not a similar fight. No, that's early 20s. So I think're mid-20s. Not a similar size. No, that's early 20s. So I think 34 is early 30s. Thank you, darling. Shannon, you're younger than all of us. Yeah, I'm 24. I'm definitely early 20s. Yeah, okay, cool, cool, cool. Mid is 35.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Five is a mid. 37 on is late 30s. Yeah. Give me this. I'll give it to you. Thank you. Just because I don't want to see the look on your face if we say mid. It's early.
Starting point is 00:04:10 I've got another year or so with early. Hey. In your 40s. I'm not in my 40s. I'm struggling to believe.

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