ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th January 2025

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Or wherever you get your podcasts From the ZM Podcast Network It's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now, over the break I've got an iPad person now Yeah, iPads rule I'm an iPad person Yeah, ipads rule i haven't had

one since ipad 2 oh okay i don't know i've got an ipad 4 mini and its battery doesn't last very long now it lasts if you're watching tv on it lasts an hour and a half the oh okay so it's old yeah it's exclusively ipad doesn't have really yeah because now i've started pressing my laptop screen at work all the time because all the time on my laptop. And Audrey tries to pinch things to zoom them. So it's great. Obviously great for traveling, for TV shows. It's amazing.

Yeah, it's true. Watch a lot of TV on it. But the other day. I have a hotel wank. What did you just say? I didn't say. Vaughn, please. That's how you get an $8 fee.

You just have to decide and then it doesn't fall. Because those iPads stands never survive. So I've got the iPad in my lap um on the plane and i close it and i put my i close my ball in my laptop in my in my ipad a pinched a dull well how much of it was it a dull foot of the entire testicle or just a nip of the edge a nip a of the edge. That feels like it would be worse than a dull slam. Am I wrong? A nip of the edge. Yeah, a dull slam can. Like a dull slam, but just a dull.

Because you've caught in your zipper, haven't you? You've done that before. I've never done that, thankfully. You sat on your ball sack in that spin class we did. Yeah. Yeah. They're very... You've got to be careful.

They just hang around. It's so peculiar to me to just have something hanging around. Yeah, it is. A little inconsiderate of the testicles. Yeah. And the scrotum. Did you check for damage? Yeah, I did, and I was fine.

It was okay. Just a momentary pinch. Just a lucky escape. I think there's more in there. Did you wince? Yeah, I wince. Do you know, I heard on a podcast, No Such Thing as a Fish, we had a couple of guys from the show on their podcast.

Christmas, the time of the year, we had more penis-related injuries than any other time. People getting silly? People getting silly. Silly season? You get a little bit boozed. Did they back this up with stats? Yeah, it was stats.

It was not only America, it was Australia, lots of Western countries. Oh. Yeah, really upped it. But the most dangerous thing to the penis is still the zipper. Oh, okay. That's the number one. More than sex. You've got to wear undies.

Yeah, it's people that don't wear undies. The raw dogging. Yeah. Also just the, yeah, all the seams and stuff would rub against it. Yeah, they do rub. You're dead right, actually, there. Wow. Ouch.

Did you, what kind of noise did you make when you? Silent winds. Yeah. I know, because I was in public, so I was like... Up there in business class? Lucky escape. Did they bring you a blanket, sir? Hardware.

Did you pour champagne on it to cool it down? He's like, excuse me. Ding. They're like, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. I was actually in the cockpit. I've slammed my ball on the iPad, and they're like, sir, we've got just the champagne for it. From the French Champagne region.

Yes, indeed. And they just pour it on you. They pour it on. The light fizz should ease that dull ache. If only. It's a weird, you know, they'd say it's not, but we just put in just a touch of Sauvignon Blanc grape into this champagne and it just will really help the squish testes.

What is the worst testicular injury You guys have ever had I think there's a cat I fell on a stick Down a grass hill Far out That hurt That's a stabbing I think at high school a girl

Kicked me in the balls And I booted her in the shin And then I got in trouble And I was like she just kicked me in the balls, Mrs. Gribble. You can't do that. This is unacceptable. Mrs. Gribble? Mrs. Gribble.

This woman to hear. This is year 10, or as we called it, fourth form English. We are waiting for you, Mrs. Gribble, but you are late and I have received a boot in the scrotum. I booted her back as a reaction. I'm so sorry. As a teacher, that's just ripe for the teasing, that last name. Gribble. Gribble. Oh, yeah. Oh, she was such a lovely lady, though. Yeah. She was lovely. back as a reaction as a teacher that's just ripe for the teasing that last name dribble she was such a lovely lady though yeah she was lovely just late to english class that one time

that resulted in a testicle injury oh well thoughts and prayers for all testicles out there today just hanging out be safe unguarded yeah be safe and and think of them think of them fondly