ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th June 2024

Episode Date: June 23, 2024

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Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now guys, the mailroom just messaged me Saying that my shoes have arrived I've got some shoes What shoes have you got?

These aren't like those silly red shoes you bought that time Oh they were very red I've got red, you know I've got my red I've seen you, you want to be so careful around the crips with those shoes Oh I know I know got red, you know, I've got my red. I've seen you. You want to be so careful around the crips with those shoes. Oh, I know. I know. Because do you remember that?

I'm pretty sure it was a carload of gang people in Tauranga yelled out at me because of those red shoes. Yeah. Oh, my God. I honestly wouldn't fuck with red shoes. I was like, bring it. And then I ran away. Sucks on my face. And then I ran away into that surf shop.

With your nice sporty red shoes. With my sporty red shoes. Now, what was these shoes? No, I've still got these. No, these. And they're not clip-clop shoes. Because I know that you. I literally said. With your nice sporty red shoes. With my sporty red shoes. No, I've still got these. And they're not clip-clop shoes because I know that you... I've got my cycle shoes. I've never loved him the same again since the clip-clops

arrived. Yeah. I don't think we've recovered. No, would they be good for the cycle classes? You just do it in sneakers. It's fine. No, these are exactly the same shoes that I'm wearing now. I just like them so much that I want them to last forever.aron does this i love these shoes these reebok ones and i'm like i fucking love them so much because you're you've got the same size feet as aaron like with big shoes if you find that sometimes they're like hard to get i know like i looked on uh like

five websites they were all sold out And then I found them on One And they had a twelve And I was like Get them Yeah Aaron's a thirteen So Suck a baby dick

What do you hear that Suck a baby dick Oh what are you Suck a baby dick Oh a big dick We're talking dick or shoes Shoes Are we just going straight to dick

Are we going straight to dick Are we dancing around No we were We were doing that thing Where we Say our shoe size And then go, yeah. Well, I wear like a thick sock. Ah, yeah.

Yeah. What's that? Like a thick foreskin. Yeah, thick. No. Thick skin. He's basically buying a big shoe and padding it. I'm an 11, like 11 and a half.

He's padding it out. Do you know the Japanese have got the best way of the shoe size? It is your foot in centimeters. Yeah. I know. That's good. That's good it out. Do you know the Japanese have got the best way of the shoe size? It is your foot in centimetres. Yeah. That's good. That's good Japanese-ing right there. Yeah. 29 and a half.

29 and a half is my Japanese shoe size. Oh, yeah. And that's reliable. Nice ruler. Yeah. It's just short of a ruler. Got a ruler on you. Just short of a ruler.

It's rocking a ruler over there. Yep, yep, yep, yep. So you've... 13 though. That's the thing. 12, 13. They look like bloody clown shoes a lot of the time. He's rocking a ruler over there. Yep, yep, yep, yep. So you've... 13 though, that's the thing. Aaron's a 13. 12, 13s, they look like

bloody clown shoes a lot of the time. I know, so when you find a good shoe that looks good, Aaron often doubles up. Yeah.

He's got a wide foot too. Does he? Has he got a wide dick as well? No, don't. That came out. That just came out. What a real sense

of inquiry there Long toes? Does he have long toes? Yeah kind of but not like Specifically long I think he's got an averagely wide foot Not narrow narrow But enough to plant the man To the earth

But then you hear about these mums that have to buy their kids Size 20 shoes And they're like 16 and you're like, Jesus. Where's that? Ordering those from online in America or something. So when are you going to bring, this is what Aaron has if he does this, and he's got the pair he wears and the pair he, like, never wears. Well, no, I'll just, these will just go in the cupboard,

and then I'll wear these until they get manky, the soles start wearing. But won't you wear them on, like, good occasions? Oh, maybe. Because that's what my grand on, like, good occasions? Oh, maybe. Because that's what my granddad always had, that with the Cobra hats. Oh, yeah. He'd get a new hat and all other hats would move down a stage. Yeah, and down, like, an event.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or he'd have his formal hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he'd have his formal hat and then he'd have his, like, about the farm hat and then he had his rainy day shitty stockyard work hat. He's much like me with my flexi fit, my blue flexi hat. Much like me with my flexi fit. My blue flexi fit.

I'll have a formal flexi fit. You've got a faded one. You're like, this is fine. My gym one is the real faded yuck one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that thing must stink. No, you put it in the dishwasher. Did you say he's got a stinky head?

Yeah. Well, it's stinky. All right. No, you fix it, but if you wear it to the gym, it must stink. Don't worry. He's got a small penis, so that's fine. He's got a lovely smelling head, but a tiny, tiny little willy. With a giant thick sock on it.

To pad it out. I'm just worried about this hat now. No, it's fine. What do you do in the... Do you gym with my hat? I'll take it off. Yeah, I'll take it off if I'm doing cardio. Right.

I don't need a sweaty hat. It'll just be a sweaty mess of a hat. Like a weightlifting hat. Yes, you do take it off. I'll take it off If I'm like Doing cardio Right I don't Never sweat in it It'll just be a sweaty mess Like a weight lifting hand But it is like Super handy Like as a bald man When you go for like A run or something

When you're wearing a hat Because the sweat Otherwise literally Just runs straight Into your eyes I know I think And you don't want to be

A bald man that wears a sweatband Because that just looks ridiculous Oh yeah Like Audrey Agassi Yeah Or are you married To Brooke Shields I mean Wouldn't be yeah. Andre Agassi? Only married to Brooke Shields? I mean, wouldn't be mad. Was Andre Agassi married to Brooke Shields?

He was. He was. Is he still? No, no, no, no, no. He's with the other tennis player now. Oh, is he? You're not thinking of someone else. Wasn't he with the tennis player that somebody launched an attack on that tennis player?

Brooke Shields, only married for two years, divorced in 1999. Yeah, 97 to 99. He was punching, wasn't he? No offence. He was like a sexy, bald tennis playing man. Wow, that sounds really anti-baldist. I'm not anti-baldist. I think bald men are hot to trot.

Yeah, well, go forth all bald men. Big dick, little dick, wide foot, skinny foot. Clean head, dirty head. Get out there and do it. Go forth.