ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th March 2024

Episode Date: March 23, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan went rogue with his choice of dessert!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I'm taking a leaf out of the book of Hayley Jane Sproul and trying not to drink on the weeknights Hold for applause Wait, wait

Hold for applause Sorry, I just need to update you on that I've totally given that up Oh no! I got four drinks yesterday What if we did alternative weeks? Four! I got four drinks yesterday. What if we did alternative weeks? Four! I had four drinks yesterday.

I won't drink during the week. Oh, my God. Week, nights, one week, and then you do it the next week. How do you guys drink during the week? You go like this. Except it's alcohol. Well, you do this. You come home, you go, should we drink?

That's it. Yeah, it gets to about five o'clock, and you're like, it's too late for a coffee, which is literally a conversation I have with myself most days. Yeah. It's too late for a coffee which is literally a conversation I have with myself most days yeah it's too late for a coffee wow okay

and well Sade will say what time is it because she's lost all concept of time yeah right what time is it and I'll say

what time do you reckon it is and she goes I feel like a drink so I'm guessing it's after half four. Wow. Yeah. And it's 1130.

Well, wrong house. Just down the road. Yeah, yeah. Pop down to the Sprouse where they'll have a lunchtime beverage. Yeah. So I've been trying not to. But man, it has meant I drink so much water because I've got to just keep. Yeah, right.

I keep drinking water, which means I've been getting up to wheeze like a couple of times. Yeah, okay. And also, because when I finish dinner, I have a drink, sit there happily on a drink for a while, because I'm not drinking, I've gone back to the pub. You've gone back to the pub. So you've replaced drinking with pub. One evil for the other.

With pub, okay. But generally, it's been a pretty healthy pub. What about a bit of fruit? I had a massive gnarshy the other day Have you seen these narshies that are straight up the size of a small watermelon? I don't fuck with pears I fuck with pears man, I fucking love narshies Juiciest

Narshies are the best pear too They've got no flavour They're juicy Narshies have got big delicious juicy flavours The only thing that makes a pear good is a walnut and a blue cheese And I'll say the walnut and the blue cheese are doing the heavy lifting They're doing the big heavy lifting Just a wet slither

That's why Narshe pears are the king of the pears But then we were out of Narshe pears Last night I was playing I was playing Playstation with Jared And I said I've just I've got to have something So I went to the cupboard

It was beer No chocolate chips And I said I've just I've got to have something So I went to the cupboard Hold mother hubbard Went to the cupboard It was beer No chocolate chips Yeah right Did you just want to Pung the bag of chocolate chips I just needed something sweet

For a bit Yeah right There was like rice crackers And stuff I'm like I'm just not It needs to be just something A little bit sweet Yeah

You should have opened up A can of sweet and condensed milk And put your finger in it Didn't have any That's dangerous. I don't like that being in the house. Yeah, no, neither. I want to lay it on my body.

Do you know what I mean? I just want to bathe in condensed milk. It would be erotic to have someone lick condensed milk. I'm like, take this to sex life with Morgan. Put that down. I'm not into it. Sweetened condensed milk drizzled on someone. Because people always do chocolate and it's so brown.

And sometimes you've got to heat it up. It could be quite hot to the skin, but sweetened condensed milk drizzled on someone. Because people always do chocolate and they're like, it's so brown. And sometimes you've got to heat it up. It could be quite hot to the skin, but sweetened condensed milk. Perfect. And then if you've got it on the sheets, it doesn't look like you've sheet yourself. It looks like jizz. Yeah, it just looks like sort of yellowy fluid. Yeah. Yeah.

AKA jizz. We were letting that go of all. We'd kind of, yeah. Yeah, we were dancing around. Yeah, we were. Jared's just messaged during when we were playing at Emmeryn Himself ate a whole block of Kit Kat cookie dough Oh god

I could hear at one stage when Jared was dead And was waiting to be brought back into the game I could hear Wait so when you're dead you just sit there and watch Like a cuck No you've got to wait for reinforcements And one of your teammates is going to call you back into the game Normally I call the reinforcements like that,

but Smitty over here needs a couple of minutes. I'm running from bad guys. I'm running, I'm freaking out. So last night, they're munching on cookie dough. I was like, and I went to the cupboard and I looked and I couldn't find anything. Do you know what I found in the bottom of the cupboard? What?

A dehydrated apple crumble left over from our 2022 Huanganui River experience. Those are fucking amazing. They are so good. Those are yum. How does it work? You shake the bag out. You rip open the tip.

You shake the bag up to loosen everything up. You pour in the recommended amount of boiling water. Never too much. Don't do too much. Never too much because it'll go runny. Yeah. Hot water, boiling water. And then you like stir it with a spoon so it doesn't stick to the bottom.

You've got to be careful because you don't want the spoon to go through the bottom of the bag. So it's just sludge. Then you seal up the bag and you so it doesn't stick to the bottom. You've got to be careful because you don't want the spoon going through the bottom of the bag. So it's just sludge. Then you seal up the bag and you let it sit there for like 15 minutes. I went and played this game and this was like a half an hour round. So by the time I got back to it, I'd been sitting for twice the recommended time. Beautiful. Perfect.

It's like back country. That's a brand. It was a back country. The green apple crumble one. And then the pack of biscuits that comes that you take out before you put the water in, you crush those up and dump them in. And then the pack of biscuits that comes that you take out before you put the water in, you crush those up and dump them in. And then give them a shake.

Oh, because I was like, where's the crumble element? It's the biscuit. Right, right. And it was so fucking good. Yeah, those are the ones. I messaged the boys. I'm like, I'm about to hit this. And I sent it.

And Johnny's like, those rule. And we were worried that they only rule because you only ever eat them camping and you're tired and you're wet and you're cold and you're hungry and I've got to say it fucking ruled it ruled but then

you buy these they're quite expensive per serve so you wouldn't buy these for just PUD unless you were in an absolute PUDing emergency which I found myself in last night. You can justify the price on hiking because it's dehydrated and it's light. Yeah, of course. And you eat it. Exactly. Just add water. Yeah. And you've spent

money on nothing else that day because you're in the middle of the bush and there's no FBOS. I'll find a way. Yeah. I was just talking to this. I was just talking to Jared about this yesterday. I was like, I just need to move to the middle of the bush where expenses are not an option. And then we're like, our partners would find a way to spend money in the bush.

100%. They'll be like, I paid Atui $15 to sing me the most beautiful song. What the fuck? And it's done for free? And it's done for free? A small rabbit did my hair and makeup for only $500. It was fantastic.

And tomorrow I am getting my nails done by a long-tailed bat. Yeah, absolutely. The reviews, people are raving about this bat. They're known for their cuticle work. And of course they're endangered, so they've got to charge a premium. You only give a little of a tip to charity. Yes. And then we make a Department of Conservation donation on top. So great

news. We've moved to the bush and today I've only spent $8,000. I use Tooey beaks as acrylic nails now they are expensive but they last way longer they last so much longer and they do cost a bit more but worth it so all i'm saying is give it a go don't go i've got a mashed potato in there and charlotte's away this friday i might hit the dehydrated mashed potato oh my god come over for dinner i can't handle it the image of you alone eating your fucking dehydrated potatoes. You would not be a good bachelor.

No. You would not be a good bachelor. So bad. And the other best thing about this, no dishes. Yeah. You're eating them from the bag. Because then the bag tears off halfway down and falls open to be a bowl. It is a bowl.

It turns into a bowl. It turns into a bowl. It turns into a bowl. Yeah, that's why you don't, hiking, you don't need to pack a bowl. I don't know if by any Like chance This podcast will ever Hit the ears of the people

At Bat Country But all I'm saying is A box of apple crumble pies Fucking go off Yeah if you would like To sponsor a hike We would We'll go on a hike

Just to eat apple crumble Yeah yeah Oh absolutely That's all I think about When I start walking Is how yum that Irish chew At apple crumble

To get me crumble To get me crumble. To get me crumble. Going to earn the crumble by carrying 25 HGs on my back all day and hurting my back and hurting my knees. And my knees aren't what they used to be and my ankles are sore because these boots don't provide the support I thought they would. Oh, no, I'm staying at home. Crumble. Crumble.