ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th May 2024

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; a Naughty Little Poll!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Fleshborn and Hayley's Naughty Little Poles Naughty Little Poles It is so Naughty, naughty, naughty

Naughty Naughty Naughty Naughty Naughty Little Poles Yesughty little poles. Naughty little poles. Yes, it's a naughty little pole. The poles that don't make it to the radio on air. Let's insert the trigger warning here so we don't have to go back.

What's today's naughty little pole? Shit's getting naughty. Shit's beginning naughty. What's today's one? Did you lose your V-card later in life? Okay, so tap out if you don't want to hear this. Yeah. Because it's R18.

If you don't know, V-card stands for your virginity and that's the first time you have sex. Okay, the CEO's just walked in. Oh, he... We'd be interested to get his... I can't look him in the eyes

as I'd be interested to get his take. How old were you, Bogsy? When you... Don't answer that. Fired Hayley. Today he's on did you lose

your V card later in life 79% of people said no 21% of people said yes that's a fair dinkum

they were a little bit later now this is all very subjective as to what counts as later in life because who was

it was it Kamala Kabeo yeah they were like she talked about losing it and she said she was 20 and I was like that's not later in losing it and she said she was 20.

And I was like, that's not. I did it later in life. I was 20. And I was like, that's not later in life. That's like 30 to me is later in life. Yeah, because Rebel Wilson was in her 30s. Yeah. Or the late 20s or 30s. 30s, I think she said.

Yeah, when she lost hers. I was 16. But it was like right person, right time. Right. I was 18, nearly 19. Yeah. In a caravan to the Goo Goo Doll time. Right. I was 18, nearly 19. Yeah. In a caravan to the Goo Goo Dolls. Yeah.

When we went and saw the Goo Goo Dolls, we were going to try to meet them to be like, hey, our friend lost his B-plate to you. There's a lot of things that must have happened to that song. It was a massive monster hit. It was everywhere. Did you lose your V-card later in life? 21% of people said yes.

79% of people said no. Let's see what the feedback is. Aaron says, I lost it after I graduated college in a threesome with two dudes. Whoa! What a way to go. What a way to go. What a way to start a holiday. Cruising on the inter-islander.

Sailing to the other side yeah great stuff it's interesting so this is a woman because if you're a woman when you lose your virginity some things can happen right there's like a bit of admin that can happen unless

you went horse riding Prince Diana a bit like when you get a new tube or something, you have to take the top. You've got to rip the seal off. Rip the seal off. You've got to remove the toothpaste seal. And then it took.

The CEO's not lying behind me, is he? No, he's gone. I thought he'd gone just by there. Yeah. Loose goose chat. Can I just ask the producers, the CEO's gone now, but he walked in.

Did you tune us down? Because I'm pretty sure I saw you guys turn us down. Yeah. Good work, JP. Good from you. And then you asked, how old were you when we turned you down? He said, how old was I when I walked? And we all went, oh, don't worry.

I left you with that mix. Did I? I left you with that mix. Don't worry, don't worry. Apologise. Good, good, good covering up from you guys. Thank you. So, Erin lost it in a three-way after college.

Sam says, I waited until I was married at 29. Wow. Okay. 29. But also, the last time we talked to Sam, I was in a silly little pole, because I can see if it's a screen cap. The last conversation we had, I read a lot of fantasy novels, so I'll often have like, oh, no, I thought that was going to be about Hayley's Horny Book Club, but it's not.

It's when you read, like, what do you listen to while you read. Oh, right. She went until she was 29. Also, she reads a lot of fantasy novels, so. The try before you buy thing, eh? Like, what if you get married to a dud? Well, you don't know. You just don't know.

You've got to go out. You've got to go out. You've got to get some Bomb D. You've got to get some, like, shit B. You've got to get it all. Brittany says, I was 20 and I wanted to lose it before I turned 21 I had that in my mind Maddie said

I'm 23 and I still haven't Oh yeah That's absolutely fine Matt said I was a gay in denial And then I got my first iPhone In 2009 at 24 and found Grindr I made up for a lot of lost time in that year Yeah I have a friend like that 2009 at 24 and found Grindr. I made up for a lot of lost time in that year.

Yeah. I have a friend like that. Sweet, sweet Matty. Sweet, sweet Matty. I was 30 and waited until I was married as I was brought up Christian. Looking back now, I don't think I would wait if I had my time again, but my husband is amazing and we have a great sex life. Yeah, that's great.

If it works, it works. Didn't do it until I found the right person. They just happened to be in my early 20s. Is that a late bloomer? I suppose, again, subjective. Yeah, totally. Late compared to some. Yeah, no regrets when I reflect now.

It must be harder, though, the more time you wait, because then there would be pressure, and then you can see how it just, you know. Kind of grows. Yeah, the pressure mounts before you mount yeah, you know the pre-mounting mounting pressure whereas then you've got to compare to you like

an absolute horndog I know a lot of mounting, imagine if I was single because I'm in my horny era, imagine if I was single, it'd be exhausting Tracy said I was nearly 21, it'd be fun, it'd be hot it'd be fun, grew up in a small town well be exhausting. Tracy said, I was nearly 21. It'd be fun.

It'd be hot. It'd be fun. Grew up in a small town. Well, Fletch would know. I don't know exactly what he said to you there quietly, but he's also been in this horny era for 20 years. And just getting hornier and hornier. It's as big.

I thought men's libido was supposed to sort of dip down. I did too. Yeah. But then get yourself a not like what I find if my libido's lacking lads a nice cup of Colombian coffee

will really get me going. Really like a nice Colombian roast. I got my first iPhone and it's been downhill ever since. Tracy's in I was nearly 21

grew up in a small town so a lot of cousins grew up in a small town so a lot of cousins Grew up in a small town. What's that Avril Lavigne? Small town, girl. Not that Avril Lavigne song. Grew up in a small town. Ne ne ne.

How does it go? You know you're always That's it. Dippy. Perfect. Do you know the other day I went down an Avril Lavigne

hole because Because we were talking about it. We were talking about it and I listened to the Let's Go album. Wow. It's a great album. That's the drive home sort of.

My World? Give us a few of the... I don't know. I just googled those lyrics but they didn't really come up with anything. Cohen says that's Kelly Clarkson. Now remember... No! Avril wrote it and did a version of it herself but Kelly did a version.

Yeah, this is it. This is it. This is it this is it this is it great good acoustics yeah please tell me what was that little pan flute that just came in you don't like the pan flute Nope, this one. I grew up in a... The pan flutes are really chucking me there. You don't like pan flutes. I actually quite like the pan flutes. Napanee.

Napanee, yeah. I'm going to stop that. I don't like that song. Why are you going to stop? That was a shit song. Wow. Someone didn't like Avril Lavigne. I'm going to say it. It was a shit song.

Wow. It was a different time. There were Someone didn't like Avril Lavigne. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. It was a shit song. That sucked. Wow. It was a different time. There were pan flutes early 2000s. Tracy grew up in a small town and saw a lot of cousins and family friends meant I had fuck all options. Okay. Best to wait till you get out of town. I actually do believe you've made the rice choice there, Tracy. The rice choice.

The rice choice. Didn't do it until I read that one. Sometimes you're fucking dumb, mate. Yeah, sometimes. You're such a fucking idiot. Sometimes we just love to neg Vaughn. What's in your head? Keep it online.

I was such a goody good, I waited till my 16th birthday so I was legal. Didn't stay good, went downhill from 16. Did they get the app as well? She's like, I was a goody good, waited so I was legal. Didn't stay good. Went downhill from 16. Did they get the app as well? She's like, I was a girl. Wait till I was 16. All the other people are like, oh, I rushed into it at 19. That we've heard from. Yeah.

Very different sort of opinion on that. Actually, they're right. Anonymous. I was 34 years old. I met my now husband, and that was that. Never set out to keep it, but just turned out that day. Wouldn't change it for the world. Have a clicky right wrist from all the years of DIY before he came along, though.

Oh, just absolutely get you. Just Have a clicky right wrist from all the years of DIY before he came along though. Oh, just absolutely get you. Just absolutely a clicky right wrist. You got a clicky wrist. That's amazing. You gave yourself RSI. You've got carpal tunnel syndrome. From all the self fiddling. God, you go to the physio

you're like, oh, it's definitely from typing. Oh, yeah, I'm a pianist. And the physio's like, but it's only your right hand, ma'am. it's all hooked yeah yeah and your middle finger's like what's what's the key of the song it's the i'll take a black key or a white key okay carry on that was it that was it. That was it. We're constantly. It's been silly and it was a naughty. It was supposed to be naughty, not silly.

Okay, sorry. It's a naughty little pop.