ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th May, 2025

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; extremely riveting chat about socks... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod a friend of mine was in hospital in a house set for her and I packed a little bag and I realized I didn't bring in socks. Does this friend have an animal? Yeah dog. What kind of dog? Shit poo. It is a shit poo. A poodle shitsuit. Oh god. And its bottom teeth are like. It's got underbite.

How good of you to last minute do this. Yeah I know I'm a really good woman. Because you hate dogs. Especially those kind. I know. So this is really showing a friendship here. Yeah I know. I'm not only beautiful on the outside, I have a beautiful soul and a generous spirit.

Yeah. I am beautiful. Again. So, I go and stay at this place and I, um, no, I've got work in the morning with you guys and I noticed I didn't pack any fresh socks and the socks I was in when I arrived have been in all day. Oh, you can't redo those. No, no. So I messaged you two being like, guys, can one of you bring in a pair of socks for me tomorrow Yes, you're my genuine friends and I think that you would give that up and I gave you a full tour of my sock Baskets. Yeah, so here's the office that I was given you know that every day

I wear either a black added s crew or a white added s crew like I'm pretty basic with my sock Yeah, Vaughn's like I got you gives us a video tour of a sock basket Oh my god. The majority of which, I said, I'm going to work in an office and then get my nails done. Not fucking trick the able taz man. The most of them are like, thick boot work sock. Yeah, yeah, farm socks.

We call them farm socks. Marino sock. Yeah, there's a couple of Marinos in there. Yeah, very thicky, thicky, wicky. Wally, cat man, do snow socks. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it goes from that to um, like Pikachu's so I got my um, I actually bought you in a pair of socks

Yeah, I know you did. Oh, you did leave them in your bag Yeah, I just left them in my bag cuz you never know when you're gonna shit yourself and need another pair of socks Yeah, Charmander. That's Charmander socks. I just would not have worn those. And then I bought some just basic white crew socks Oh, also they're not white worn they're kind of off grey. Yeah, so that was when you wear white socks in a dumb boot. Yeah. So he sort of offered up some- You guys can't be choosers, fuck you guys. Pikachu socks, so sort of graying white socks,

or the thickest man boot socks ever. And then Fletch brought in just a Nike crew. A single, because I know exactly- He knows what I wear. Yeah. I put them on, I'll say white, plain yeah soft yeah you know okay soft even though I could tell that they'd been worn you know it's not like you brought in a brand new sock yeah I had a thoroughly good day on the sock I'll say at the end of the day of

which I got home maybe ten hours later from putting on the sock. No smell. Well it's dry fat. Dry fat? Not the bloody. When I put it on I said dry fat. It's sweat absorb, it's sweat resistive. It wicks away the sweat. Wicks it away. Well how comfortable can that possibly be?

It was, it was great. In thickness I could not fold it. Out of five? Five. Thank you. And I tell you what, yesterday I got home and I was doing a white wash and I thought, oh shit, do you know what, as a good friend I'm gonna immediately. Yeah, thank you. And I tell you what, yesterday I got home and I was doing a white wash and I thought, oh shit, do you know what, as a good friend

I'm gonna immediately wash these socks and I'll bring them back to him, little softener in there. I did forget them. But now I feel like, maybe I wanna hold onto the socks. No, absolutely not, cause I have the right amount of socks per days of the week. But do you know what I mean?

Yes. What if you shit yourself in another pair of socks? Like a real bad shit runs down your legs. Well don't wash your legs down into your socks. But do you know what I mean? Like what if you have what if you shit yourself in another pair of socks? Socks I've also got black peers as well of the same kind. Yeah, I think I could hold on to one piece Sock that works and you've got and I've talked about this before I will replenish undies And socks all at the same time with a lot of them So that I'm not doing washes every couple of days. Yeah,. I drip feed. Yeah so I hate that I hate having a really old pair of the same socks with the new pairs and then they get mixed up. So I just wait till all of them start crapping out and then I'm like out.

Goodbye. And then new ones in. What are these socks? Cause people wanna know. It's a Nike dry velvet crew. Well I didn't always used to use Nike. Nike, yeah they're just Nike crew socks. The crew sock because I shank them out of wearing ankles. You get in the big like four packs or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice, nice, nice.

I'm looking here, I'm looking here. If people wanna know, I wear an 80-3 stripe vintage crew. That's me. This is a, oh I've seen you wearing these socks. Culture Kings, a three pack. Yeah. 30 bucka.

Yeah. Oh hold on, we might as well go for a six pack. Yeah I think I got six packs. At JD Sports. Cause I got, yes that's actually where I got them from. I got six white and six black. So it's 12. So I've got 12 pairs.

Sorry if you can afford to part with this. Absolutely not. Cause I've actually grown, I've just grown quite attached to them. Sounds like one hell of a sock. Saw them wash up, I folded them up this morning to bring in and I just think my soul consciously went no no no no put them back down. You've only got yourself to blame Fletch, you've told us these are the best socks.

If I had to put on one of Vaughan's charizand socks, then I would have just immediately taken them off after the show and been like here you go, shove them back in his face.