ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th May 2026

Episode Date: May 23, 2026

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From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. So, I've got a teenager on my hands and a tweenager, which is an up-and-coming teenager. Sorry, everyone to interrupt, just to interrupt you momentarily. Would you guys like me to cut the apple now? Late. I've been wondering, we are late with the apple. No.

Or there's a big bruise. I don't want the bruise. I don't want the bruise. I'll have the bruise. Do you know that's giving it's fallen off the supermarket display. Yeah. Did they put the sticker over the bruise? I've had a bit of that lately.

They've been doing that a lot lately. Cheeky. The cheeky prick. Fuck on chikey. Thank you. Don't mind us potty listeners. We'll enjoy this apple. Enjoy the apple and I'll tell you this story.

Oh, it's good. So my daughter's started going on social outings. My daughter, Indy, who's 14, social outings. They went ice skating. Do you know I live in the city and it's funny because I always think of you because you see these like, like, young couples in there obviously like meeting up to go on a date and I'm like I can't wait for this to be born's daughter and I'm

going to be like I saw them they were holding hands and they're going to start crying I'm playing it cool she's waiting outside the liquor store they're opening eyes and they always hang outside the there's a dairy near me that sell some vapes because I don't think they give a shit about the law and it's so funny

a dairy doesn't give a shit and I always they give you more because I'm like it's going to be you soon with teenage girls no I think I get told too much about the vaping and people vaping and the people drinking and stuff that, you know, I feel like Indy will tell me. Yeah,

you've got a very honest relationship. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've been honest to them about my dating since the end of my marriage. And they, we've got a really honest back and forth. Which is lovely.

Your marriage ended. Yeah. Bing. What? This is news to me. Well, it's in the process of ending. Yeah.

Yeah. Sorry for the trigger there. Yeah. That's okay. And so they went out and they went ice skating. And then Indy said to me the other day, hey, the same group that went ice skating, we're all thinking of going to the movies this weekend to see the Michael Jackson movie.

There's some boys. Are they going with boys or girls? Yeah, they're going with boys. There's girls and boys. It's a mixed group. Hey, Lee, tell them what happens. I can't say it. There's fingers involved.

Oh, oh, why. Haley. Don't say. I can't say it. I can't believe you just said that. Then don't say it. That's not what it's about. So.

So they're going to see the Michael Jackson movie, which I thought was weird, because Michael Jackson was dead before any of these kids were even alive. Oh, Vaughan, it doesn't matter what movies on. Two. Five. I think I went with my boyfriend at 14 and we watched Princess Diaries or something. Yeah. What happened in the movies?

In the movie. Haley. No. I can't say it. No. So. That's a great apple. That's a tangy apple.

That's an apple that's screaming. It's the start of Apple season. Sweet and tangy. Yeah. sweet and tangy apple. So they said, we're going to go see the Michael Jackson movie. And I said, yeah, yeah, that's cool if you want to do that. If that's, you know, what you want to do this weekend?

That's all good about me. And then he was like, what is that man? And I said, it means exactly what I just said. If you want to go to the movies to their friends this weekend, like me, all good. That's all good with me. She's like, what are you doing? I was like, I'm saying you can go to the movies. Why are you saying it like that?

No, it's fine, dad, I won't go. And I was like, I don't understand what's happening here. She's like, your tone was weird. Say it again. Okay, so you say you're going to go to the Michael Jackson. Is it all good if me and my friends on Saturday go and see the Michael Jackson movie? If you want to go to the Michael Jackson movie and spend your wigan with your friends, it's all good with me? No, yeah, I get it.

Oh, yeah, what is that? I found it. I found it. So, they're producing, what did you think as girls? That was weird. You're judging them. You're like, yeah. You want to do that.

Yeah, you want to go there. It's fine. I'll just go and kill myself. That's what I thought their problem was, that I wasn't, like, excited about it. And so they were, like, they felt bad and, like, oh no dad wants to hang out with us this weekend but i was like i don't know if you would go to the movies and so she went and got august and was like listen to this do it again dad and i did it and august is like why are you doing this why are you saying it like that i'm like i'm just saying if she wants to spend

the weekend with her friends and go it's fine by me and you need it too weird and she's like fine i won't go and i was like i'm not saying that because you didn't immediately come in and say yes that's cool you're trying to be cool but you're not obviously not i was trying to be I was trying to be nonchalant. Yeah. Two nonchalant. We'd want chalance, remember? I know, but I was trying to be nonchalant.

No, no, no, no. I don't want it to be a big deal. I didn't want to, like, make it a big thing or be like, who you're going with or what time. I just wanted to be, I just wanted to be a little nonchalant. No, no, no. The chalance is back in every way, parenting, dating, everything. They're going to be at the dairy blame grapes, so I know it. Yeah.

And then at the movies, I can't even tell you. Well, I've got the, I've got the, she uses the wise card I've got. And so every time she spends, I get a little notification. If it's at some bloody, if it's at my dairy. Because you know how dairies always have to have. Because I'll tell you what, she won't be there for the post shop anymore because that's closed down. That's closed? Yeah.

And who's your dairies sell the viral Dubai chocolates? And you know how dairies have always got? We've got the last thing. Viral ice cream. They do the little lolly pick and mix ones as well. Yeah, they've got everything. And vapes. Yeah.

Oh no.