ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th October 2024

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; we discuss the wonders of The Warehouse! #notsponSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod And you'll know this, my friend has been saying from the Dominican Republic Oh yes, he's an absolute delight as well He's a delight We said he was like a little lamb learning how to walk

We actually held a lamb, didn't we, when we went to Queenstown? Yeah. It was very cold. And he's been doing all of this. I've been showing him New Zealand. He's been exploring New Zealand. And do you know the one thing that he loves the most? What does he love?

Not the fact that he saw snow for the first time. Our stunning vistas. Or that we were in Queenstown. I mean, he did love all of that. Yeah. But he won't stop going on about the warehouse. Oh, it's a great place. Where everybody gets a bargain.

It's a great place. We went in to grab some stuff. I was like, I'm just going to go in here. Just come with me. I'll just grab a few things. Yeah. And he was just like, oh, my God. Everything is so cheap.

But surely he's aware of your Walmarts. We were talking, they've got lots of Ikea's. Ikea stores. And I was like, what are you amazed? In the Dominican Republic. Yeah, I was like, what are you amazed by the warehouse? He's like, I don't know, just everything is so cheap. What is cheaper than home? They don't do

Walmart. He said they don't have Walmart in the DR. Oh no, I wouldn't, I just thought, like, you know, culturally, we're all kind of familiar with the Walmart yeah yeah I don't know he just said every like

he said clothes I was like yeah man bigger warehouses is pretty sick I mean you've got your favourite winter trackies are from

the warehouse yeah always always get them I said you just wait till you go into a Kmart oh god it'll shock you

it'll bloody blow his mind the warehouse has such a Kiwi vibe though as well I wonder if it's just like a bit of a culture thing because mind the warehouse has such a kiwi vibe though as well i wonder if it's just like a bit of a culture thing because kmart still has like a very uh kind of slick stylized americanized presentation where it's warehouses kiwi through and through it is yeah

yeah but i it just got me thinking like when i travel i love going into places like supermarkets and we talk about pharmacies yeah yeah american pharmacies are nuts yeah the american drug stores yeah you buy like three liter bottles of vodka or like thailand and you get like great pills for a buck and some a pack of ciggies you're not really talking about pharmacies anymore no i don't think you are yeah i love being overseas and just seeing the stuff. Not the great shops that are there for the tourists. Just the stuff that you're like, oh, my God, this is where you shop. Didn't they? They've tightened up on that, though, haven't they?

In time. To Southeast Asia. Yeah. We used to. Pill consortium. You didn't need a prescription. Yeah. Is that where you took the stiffy pills and saw blue?

Yeah, that was an experimental time in my life, Vaughn. And I tell you what, I won't be doing that again no everybody was like an avatar yeah everything was blue i was like oh god when i was on the pill i um i was on one that wasn't funded by the government and um i when i went to oman i saw it in a shop and i was like, what the hell? And I bought them for like a couple of bucks, a couple of bucks for a month. And what were they here? It was about 160 for three months. Oh, wow.

Yeah, and so I bought up a store and I just ran them in my suitcase and gone through. I don't know. Just didn't declare anything. I don't think that's allowed.

Yeah, I know. But you had a prescription for them. I had a prescription for that pill, yeah. And it was the same thing. That's all you need, though. Oh, really? If, you had a prescription for them. I had a prescription for that pill, yeah. And it was the same thing. That's all you need, though. Oh, really?

If you can produce a prescription up to a certain number and a few months isn't, yeah. I think I got 12 months worth. It was so good. Oh, wow, okay. Yeah, because sometimes you're filling out those forms. It's like, do you have more than two or three months of medication? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I remember a guy, and this is going back some years. I can't even remember his name. He was a mate of a mate. Yeah. And he found all these cheap, stiffy pills in India and got, like, so many sent to New Zealand. But customs seized them and said, unless you can come up with a prescription and a doctor's thing of why you need this many.

And so he went to the doctor. What are we talking, like, a box load or something? Like a bucket. How many bonuses does he want? Hundreds. Well, that's where load or something? Like a bucket. How many bonuses does he want? Hundreds. Well, that's where the thingy went to the doctor. The doctor said, yeah, and then wrote him a prescription for it. And then he just said, well, you know, if I want to take one of these twice a week,

I'm going through 100 a year, I believe I'll be alive and hoping to do this for the next 10 years. And they were like, well, that math's that. Jesus, how many do you have? Yeah, heaps. Wow. Okay. Yeah, heaps. Wow. Okay. Yeah, heaps. I tried one.

It was wild. Did you get a boner? All weekend. Oh, no. It would go away, but then the minute you would be like, oh, that's right, I took that pill and then you start thinking about things back. Wow. Not fun.

No, it wasn't fun. So crazy to think That that's an accidental Invention too Yeah it was heart meds Yeah Yeah And they were just like What are all these

Like people with heart problems Have boners When the hot nurse comes in Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah Cause what was the other Accidental thing

That was accidentally invented It was a post And it helped People stop smoking I think it was post World Post the Vietnam war It was a thing To help Americans Re from every horrendous thing they saw,

the soldiers. And the side effect was they all stopped smoking as well. Yeah. A addiction. Yeah. I remember when I was in Barcelona with my family, and then we went and stayed at a – I never know when to drop the soft F sound.

When we were in Barcelona, and we went and stayed out of Barcelona in this tiny little village and my mum sent me and my dad to the supermarket and we went and they were like, you know how you can get, they sell liquor in the supermarket, but they you know how you fill a flagon with beer or something or you get like a keg or

something. They had one of those, like a keg, but it was absinthe and you could like fill up your own Oh Jesus! You could fill up your own like glass bottle of absinthe we're like what the hell we got a little bit i think for a joke but then we didn't drink it yuck a flag a flag in absence i know oh i love traveling overseas we should go where should we go where should we go we're're going to go in 3, 2, 1. Vaughan. Ireland. 3, 2, 1. Fletch. Antarctica. 3, 2, 1. Hayley. True. Turkey. Turkey. To get your boobs done. To get my titties lifted up.

Hoink, hoink.