ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -24th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Just Between Us... admit something you like...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and today's A Little Bit of Pot, it's just between us. Just between us. Now, just a reminder, our big pod is back on Tuesday, the 28th of October. It's taking a long, long weekend. We're on a best friend's holiday currently, actually. And actually, at this point, you'll know where you are, Vaughn. I will in real time, but at time, in recording, absolutely no idea.

got to answer those questions you sent me too I got to answer the real questions and I've got to do a packing list I've sent Haley little shopping list as well a secret shopping list This is so much fun sneaky isn't it But while we're away we're recording just between us

Yes and before we get to that one Please do not interrupt again The Christmas cocktail special is imminent We're recording this mid-November So you've got until the 31st of October To get your shout-outs in for our Christmas cocktail specials You can find the link to submit a form at ZM Online or just go to our Instagram bio, FVH, ZM.

And you're looking forward. You've also got until October 31st to request your nudes from each of us. After that, no no. After that. The spooky season is over. Yeah, yeah. Spooky. And that's how I would describe my naked body.

Spooky. Well, mine's white like a ghost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the vampires could see the veins. Yeah. Okay. Great. Well, today's just between us, is admit something you like.

A little bit of a secret. Like, I actually quite like. The smell of this or the taste of this. The smell is the first one. The smell of my baby's poo. Quite like it. What? Is that like a, do you think, a maternal thing?

Because you like the smell of it. So it's something that's a little bit yuck. You created it. Yeah, you were dead. Or it's a healthy, it's a sign your baby's doing well. Yeah, maybe. Okay. Maybe.

You sniffed at shit. Sneaf it. Okay, just between us, admit something you like. Someone said shower head on the pussy. Okay. Forne, don't, please don't just... I'm reading it out. This is a podcast.

We're in the while we're in. No woman. Oh, Shannon. No, that's not... Shannon, could you have bleaked out that word? Could you have blacked it out? No, this is between us. He should learn.

No, this is just between us. Keep it out. Is this shower head on the cat emoji? Maybe it's a cat. Wait, no, did you add the P word? No, but this is about her. We're not asking her cat what they like. This is about what she likes.

It is a shower head upon the genitals. This is why mine is very jealous of it. To the wrong. roof. No, you've got a handheld one. I'm kidding, I've never. I'm kidding, I have never. Does it have different settings?

Because that's all I think when you see those showers, it's like, one's just like for washing, one's pulsating, one's a bit of both. You're like, well, the last two are just masturbation. You're banned from my shower. No, I've never, I promise you. Speaking of your shower, how are you enjoying the snow, the lush?

Oh my God, I love them. So you gave me, they sent you some and you were like, have one. I used that last night and I went to bed feeling like a fucking princess I know I did walk in the room before and they thought that the room

smelled different do you guys smell just excellent it's like they call it snow fairy lush it's they bring it out every Christmas and mid Christmas it's so good it's so good it's like bubble gum

yeah yeah yeah they're really nice and not like gross like you don't smell like lollies when you finish you just smell nice and clean in smell like a princess yeah

back to just between us admit something you like a finger up the bar oh that's all right I mean we did ask didn't we? I know, it's the year of it, though. Now, but you know what?

This is one I really want to see, because Shannon's cropped it. These are anonymous. Oh, you really want to see who. You know, I want to see who we're dealing with here. Well, it's just between us. It's private. It's private. Absolutely private.

Have it. It's where the male G spot is. It'll be a big rugby player. Yeah, totally. My goodness. I only found out because of an accidental slip in the scrump. Exactly.

Finger up the, oh. Oh. Watching my husband's sitting in the, the cut chair will I pleasure another man is our next admit something you like wow 2025 man

yeah wow the year of the cup chair living people are living could you sit in a cut chair with a PlayStation remote and pretend you were controlling yeah oh my god I mean if you've got a fantasy ball and just try it out you know like what you're going to do is voice your fantasy and just put it out there

it's communication what's the worst is going to happen they say no yeah and then you're a fucking weddo um We never know what's happening behind closed doors and I love it. Admit something you like, I pick my nose and eat it. I love it. I do it in secret. No one knows.

I pick my nose to smithere the reins. I don't eat it. Yes, same. But I constantly pick. And I have literally made an anonymous account to send this to you because I'm that embarrassed about it. Oh, don't be. We can't say. I mean, that's not even the worse that we've had, is it?

No. You think about it, yeah. No. Here's another doozy. Admit something you actually like. Hot laser on the anus during hair removal. Yeah, the anus is the best bit No, that's not

No, it is even with a wax Like when you're getting in the front It's hell on earth And when you get to the back It's sort of there's a wear and tear to it You know, like a leathery quality To the nose Right

It can be kind of You've got a genuine leather I felt when I was getting back laser And they'd do that The but hole wasn't a problem It was the wide parts of the back It's just like a tattoo really It's where it's spous

Yeah Yeah, God that hurt Oh, okay This is really... No, this is just between us Just between us Admit something you like This is actually really cute

After all of the filth we've had so far I like when stale biscuits Have lost their crunch Oh sweetie Me too Oh my god Me too Do you ever get a soft ginger nut

What a fucking treat Isn't it wild to think That there's a person out there With soft biscuits Yeah And someone else is sitting in a cuck chair Watching their um And next door there's someone in a cut chair

I know We're all living different lives Aren't we? This is a spectrum of life Yeah I love it And we've got to understand the entire spectrum. From biscuits. We're going to live on the planet together.

To cuck chairs. Yeah. And everything in between, like a laser on the anus. Biscuits in the cut chair would be good, though. That's actually the name of my Rock Quest band. Biscuits in the Cuck chair. But yes, write it down. Write it down.

Tomorrow on just between us, the little bit of pod. Wait, we've got a few more. Oh, do we? Yeah, shit, man. Well, that's a good. I know you felt that that was a natural out, but I feel like it was a natural out. Should we do an edit and we'll drop these in early? Because that was so perfect.

No, no. No, it's just keep going. It's lost. It's lost. Admit something you like. I'm a 35-year-old dude and it's got to be Taylor Swift. Okay. The smell of the stuff underneath my toenails.

Fuck. Ew. That's underneath your toenails. Grossness. Do it. Using a toothpick until my gums bleed and it hurts. Just right. Like a good pain.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm very close to unlocking something quite full on. Scratching my ear holes with bobby pins. Here's the good thing about using a bobby pin. It's got that loop on the end, and you can actually drag the wax out. Like a scraper, like a tongue scraper. You shouldn't be shoving stuff in your ears.

Admit something you actually like. I'm just between us. Raw bacon. I don't know, man. No, you shouldn't eat pork raw. I don't think so. It's got to be cooked. But is bacon steamed and then packed?

Yeah, I'm sure. It's so cured, though. Maybe it'll be all right. What I like is taking a dump in the bushes when I get caught out on the run and I can see people like walking past or driving past, and I'm like, they don't even know I'm doing a poos. I'm doing poos in here. It's the thrill of the poos.

It's the thrill of the poo. It's the thrill of the poo. Wow, join us tomorrow for another just between us. Not as good or out that. The out we found earlier was the stuff of legend. And now here we are sort of stuff. It's only getting worse. It's only getting worse with you drawing attention to it.

Okay, you're right, you're right. Just between us tomorrow. Open the curtain at the sausage making factory. Why is the curtains? Surely there would be steel doors at a sausage making factory. No, there'd be a saloon doors. No, they're velvet. No, you can't have velvet at the...

The curtains will stink of pork. Velvet and pork. You can't have... You can't have a soft fabric at a pork at a sausage factory. No, I've never interior... It's going to be hard, wiperable. Never interior decorated a sausage factory. Well, you would fucking...

Velvet would be bottom of the list. Bottom. Yeah. So absorbent. Tomorrow's just between us is what's your unpopular opinion? Oh, this could be controversial.