ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th September 2023

Episode Date: September 23, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Carwen poses a Q to the crew!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And producer Carl Wayne has a question for us. Hello, I do. This is something I found on TikTok, as always. TwikTok.

TwikTok. So this is a question and I want you guys to answer it about each other. Oh, God. Be nice. So this is a question, and I want you guys to answer it about each other. Okay. Oh, God. Be nice. I'm in a sensitive mood. Yeah, he's feeling soft and sensitive today. So this is the question.

If someone told you I was arrested, so each of you were arrested, without giving any additional explanation, what's the first assumption you would make about why you were arrested? I know exactly what you guys were saying I'm not the broadcaster who lost her license from drink driving but we had to ask no

yeah I I I think Vaughn would have assaulted someone

yep yeah in a fight like a little moment of ah you shut it and fought someone I would think that Fletch maybe like just had one of those

mental breakdowns and like stole something do you know what I mean because you don't shop a lot and then just one day something just comes over you you're like I'm gonna steal that And you just take it And you go cool You went shoplifting

That's what I would have said I mean I could have bought it But I just wanted the thrill Yeah the thrill You're a Wynonna rider Yeah I was gonna say Wynonna Could afford it

But just wanted the thrill of Yeah Or I pushed that Tagger off my roof What? Yeah or Manslaughter Manslaughter

Thank you Manslaughter for Fletch. Parkour slaughter. Aggravated assault for Vaughn. I would have said the same for Vaughn, like someone pushed him too far. Snaps. Snaps. Yeah.

And what do you think, Fletch, that I would be arrested for? Drunken disorderly. We said something drunken. Something you would drink. I would drink pegs,oul as an indecent exposure. Oh, like I'm taking a piss somewhere. Or urinating in part. I thought more along the lines of you get excited sometimes

and like flash your titties and stuff. I do, I do sometimes. And you might do it to the wrong person. I flash my boobs when I get excited. Or you take your clothes off. I was at a bar one night And someone got there A friend just Like was being silly

And then I heard that Like I was like We've got to get out of here We're gonna go Because some people Were very offended They got their penis out This is years ago

They got their penis out At a bar And I heard the bar people Say call the police And I was like Okay everyone We're leaving now Oh my god you heard someone

Say call the police Yeah Get the fuck out of here I think they were doing the baby bird you know they were like oh look I've got a baby bird but it's just their ballsack

yeah have you ever done that yeah yeah I've seen that I was going to say you've done it I haven't done it no no no

leave my balls in my pants oh I've got a baby bird oh my god Hayley what the fuck that's a flap that's a menorah I've dragged the flap out

that's how dedicated I am to a gag Committed to the bit And Fletch What would you get arrested for? He's a good boy I think I'm one But it's probably not appropriate to mention Or like

Causing an accident. I reckon losing his call at like when there's a queue for something. Airport. Like an airport queue. Yeah. And he just gets frustrated and he says one thing and somebody mouths off back and then you get involved. Hey, calm down, sir.

Yeah, sir, calm down, calm down. I am calm. I am fucking calm. Sir, you're resisting. Why is there another one open? Sir, please be quiet. I will be quiet calm down, calm down. I am calm. I'm calm down. I am fucking calm. Sir, you're resisting. Why is there another one open? Sir, please be quiet.

I'll be quiet when you open another kiosk. And just one of those ones that escalates and maybe a sensitive, not wrong, scenario. And I'd say that's how

Fletch will get himself arrested and then banned from flying and then probably... God, I have to take a P&O cruise places for my, what do we call them? The EC...

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the ECP. And ECT. ECP. I've never been arrested. Am I allowed divergence? Divergence.

Divergence? Diversion. Diversion. Yeah, I've never been arrested either. I think if it's your first time and it depends the severity. I've never committed a crime in my life that you know of. I don't know yeah

no I think even it doesn't it's not an age thing diversion I think you can use a little bit later on but hey I reckon in general

the three of us let's not do this get arrested yeah pretty keen to not get arrested so have you ever used your nah

I want to use it on something good like manslaughter yeah same something good like murder or that explosive laboratory you've got in your shed yeah let's keep that one between you and me use them on something good like manslaughter. Yeah, same. Something good like murder. Or that explosive laboratory

you've got in your shed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's keep that one between you and me and the gang I work for.