ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th September 2024

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We share our updated Bucket Lists!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And we spoke on the Big Pod the other day, Hayley, about you ticking off a bucket list item. Yes, I'm going on the heliwopter. You're on the helicopter.

I know, and now I want to go again, but I don't want to pay Because god Expensive Well yeah that's why only rich celebrities And famous people go on helicopters I see why I want more sort of semi-famous perks

I was going to say it's not like there's an Uber for helicopters But there literally is in New York But it's very expensive I think you can get from the helipads in New York To like the airport and so you're like yeah come pick me up I gotta get out of here yeah that kind of thing to the hunt of the star but then it reminded me that I have two new bucket list items do you yeah I really want to try okay so the other day when I was at the gym just remember safety string and lubricant no nothing nothing like that so here are my two items on my bucket list now that orange um escape pod ship that's on the big cargo ships that has a way like the the lifeboat

yeah fuck is that it's all enclosed it's on a ramp highly so it's at the gym and i always look out to the cargo ships and like they have this orange like ship that you would get into if you were escaping the big, I know. And then, have you seen them launch? They just basically shoot them into the water. Yeah. It would be terrifying falling off. Being like, and finally head in the water. Fuck, I reckon you could whiplash.

Is that it? No, you've asked if it wants cookies. Yeah, that's it. Chocolate chip? Are we going, you want chocolate chip? I might go white chocolate macadamia. Cookies! Yeah, see, I want to go on that, and it shoots it into the water.

I've been in one. Where do we go on one? What do you mean you've been in one? We didn't launch off the boat, but we climbed into one. We climbed into one on the Navy ship when we were having a look. It's called an Orange High Visibility Free Fall Marine Escape Capsule. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's on my bucket list. Ready to launch from a steeply Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's on my bucket list.

Ready to launch from a steeply angled chute. Yeah, that's on my bucket list. Okay, that's cool. Yeah. And the other thing that popped up the other day when I was watching a movie is I want to let off a flash grenade. Oh, fuck yeah. A bang flash grenade. Fuck yeah.

Because we kick open the door and we chuck it in and then it goes off and the bad guys are like disorientated and then we shoot them. Nah, I would hold it in my hand. I'd pull the thing and then I'd be like, imagine if I just didn't throw it. Like my brain would do something insane. You know when you're like driving along and it's like, open the car door, see what happens. Like what does it have to do with it? I think about that shit all the time.

And you wouldn't trust yourself to throw even a flash grenade. I feel like I'd look at it and be like, this is crazy, all this power in my... No, I couldn't do it. No, you'd throw it around the corner. I don't want any weapons in my hands at any time. Inner. I've only held a gun once, and it was to do clay bird shooting.

Yeah, weren't a fan. And I remember even then, it's too much power to just be like, I could just lose my mind and kill you. I can't do it. You think your dark passenger's going to I think my dark impulses will come out and I'll put the grenade down my

cleavage or something as a gag. You were playing with the nail gun before that you brought in. Battery off. Battery off. Battery off because if the battery was on I would have put it to your head and be like, pshh, funny. Were you borrowing the nail gun? Yeah. Because I love that you've got your bag to take home and you've got books and

a nail gun just sticking out of your kitchen. I've got some new erotic novels to read and a nail gun. Just sticking out of your day bag. Yeah, yeah, that's me. A sweat towel, a nail gun and some horny books. Yeah, yeah. Really summing up your life right now. But even that I don't like using It's too powerful

That's a little one That's a That's the finishing one Just for like Little trim nails We use one that's got An air compressor That's like

Those big caseload ones Yeah they're fucking Cool Yeah yeah yeah I reckon I could Shoot a cannon I'd love to shoot a cannon Oh that'd be cool

Like an old school pirate cannon Put the work in Gunpowder in Cannonball Boom Even just a potato cannon gun Yeah that'd be fine too You make old school pirate cannon. Put the work in, gunpowder in, cannonball. Even just a potato cannon gun. Yeah, that'd be fine too. You make out a PVC tube, I could do that.

Have you got any other bucket list stuff worn that you want to do? I don't know. I don't think about that sort of stuff too much. There's like a long list of things I'd love to do. A lot of it's like places to go, eh? But I've got to jump out of a plane. We talked about that. I need to jump out of a plane.

Yeah, you'll love that. It's exhilarating. Yeah talked about that I need to jump out of a plane Yeah you'll love that It's exhilarating Yeah Scary I want to get a face tattoo Really? Yeah I'm going to get a face tattoo No you're not

No I'll never get a face tattoo No I'll never get a face tattoo Nah And then I think maybe If I was on my deathbed Yeah I would maybe do some like Awful drugs or something

Just to be like How's that? Oh definitely Like a bit of heroin Rest home heroin Rest home heroin Yeah yeah yeah Like Hayley you are going to die

Within the next 24 hours I'd be like Well let's just see What all the fuss is about Load me out with some heroin Yes I'm a junky heroin I don't care Right

Medical grade No I want medical grade I'd just be like Heroin's awful trash Yeah yeah yeah True yeah Probably by definition Okay well we're not saying

Do drugs Oh no, definitely not. No, no, but if you're going to die, if the end's in sight, please.

Yeah. If the end's in sight, curiosity get the best of you. And there's some sexual stuff I wouldn't mind doing. I'll set off a flashbang grenade in a rest home too and then just ride it off to,

you know, now I'm an old bloody Wiley Couser. If we're in a rest home going to die, you can be letting off guns, we have the heroine on the way, I'll do all my sexual things that I haven't finished and we'll just have an absolute party. Now that's a fucking great marketing blur for a rest home I'm going to die You can be letting off guns We'll have the heroine on the way I'll do all my sexual things That I haven't finished

And we'll just Imagine that Now that's a fucking great Marketing blue for a rest home You've got your Ryman's Well behaved Your rocket orgies And then you've just got like

The Want to try all the sexual stuff You've never tried You can call it The last stop motel Hey old mate Haven't had it up the bum Well come on

Come on down Yeah Give it a go You never stay for more than a week It's expensive But you're at the end of life You know like Cash it out

Cash out your KiwiSaver Turn 65 And go to the last stop motel Yeah Do all sorts of horrendous things And then paraglide With no Parachute

Jesus Straight out the plane Yeah yeah yeah At the back Yeah