ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th April, 2025
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From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, the live show and the big potter back on the 28th of April.
Now, we were going to talk about this in a previous podcast,
but we got sidetracked by something more interesting.
So I'm rehearsing for the great opportunity to talk about my comedy show again.
I'm rehearsing for my comedy show, my new show, The Baroness,
my Hayley Sprout of Comic Tickets.
Which you're currently performing in Australia in this place.
No, I'm performing Wild Fathers. No, that's the old one.
The old one, the old one.
God, don't put the fear of Christ in me that that show would be ready.
So I hire the space.
I've talked about it before.
I hire the space because I can't work at home.
It's just I get distracted and it's home is where the heart is.
Yeah.
You know, not the mahi.
Sure.
And so I hire the space in town.
It's called a dojo.
Yep.
And lots of people use it.
Community groups groups other artists
theater projects uh go in there and there's a community notice board and this is where i uh
noticed on this noticed board you noticed the notice i noticed the notices on the notice board
they were all out of date like it was promoting an event that had already gone. It was last year.
It was promoting, I will say, a protest that I support,
but it had been and gone.
Right.
Now, you, again, were paying for a space
because you get too distracted at home.
Was that why you're doing it at the dojo?
It's actually really difficult to write comedy, Vaughn.
Oh, I don't doubt it.
Sometimes I like to write a sentence and then i
get up and wander around for a bit and see what else i could do to distract myself from the actual
work and so when the show is you know needs to be ready it's panic time yeah you know that's what i
like to do so i noticed that this notice aboard was all the notices were out of day and this thing
was like covered in leaflets and classes and notes and so, blah, blah. So I took it upon myself and I took them all down.
And it did feel odd taking down the protest one.
Do you have the authority to be doing that, though?
I hold no authority in this place.
But I was like, why are we advertising these things?
People are advertising shows that have been and gone.
I'm no longer interested.
Was it stretched for space?
No, there was abundance.
Right, and what did you do with the notices and you took them down?
Bin.
Bin.
Bin.
Wow. The protest in the bin. Yeah, and what did you do with the notices and you took them down? Bin. Bin. Bin. Wow, the protests in the bin.
Yeah, I know.
Controversial.
When people ask my stance on Gaza,
I mean, my actions are spoken.
Yeah.
You know, and I also did feel weird to put it in the bin.
Yeah.
But yeah, I just felt like it was my job.
I was like, no one else is going to do this.
Anyway, and I also went back.
So I've done that.
I've done that.
I also went back so i've done that i've done that i also went back uh last week and noticed that the fridge which there's a clear note you know these community areas please take away all food held in the fridge at the end of the day
now some people using said dojo have not been doing so right and so again my lunch in the fridge there is a hoft
yeah of old food but again you're spending time to clean the fridge and when you you're hiring
this very important job that must be done now absolutely you could just say i've paid for the
space for four hours well i've lost two and a half of them. Cleaning. To cleaning and organising this space.
Yeah, okay.
Anything to distract from the actual work.
I mean, maybe just work at home next time.
Yeah, it would be easier.
Yeah.
Or that fridge needs a clean, though.
My fridge needs a clean, so I could easily distract myself.
Yeah, little tip.
It's vanilla extract.
You know, what is it?
That's what you wipe around, right?
Oh, for the stinkies.
Wipe it round.
Yeah, wipe it round.
With a paper towel.
Extract's better than essence, right?s better than essence right Which is the expensive one
Essence is bullshit
Use that it's cheaper
Use the essence
And just you dab it on all the glass shelves
And I tell you what your fridge will be smelling lovely
What about a peppermint
Could I do a peppermint essence
I just don't want my fridge to smell like sweets
It doesn't smell for very long
It's a neutraliser
You never buy a spray and wipe and it's like peppermint and lemon
What about pine?
I love pine
They'll put a coir candle in there
With a pine coir candle
I don't know if there's the oxygen for a candle to survive in the fridge
Which is great because you don't want to burn it down
Yeah that's good actually
Smart