ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th April 2026

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... one of us found ourselves on the end of some public judgement!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Getting a new tattoo today. It's not the silly one that we talked about the other day. You know, I was going to get a little silly one, and I was like, oh, maybe I was going to get like a medieval turnip with a face on it. Because you didn't tell us what you were going to do. Oh, yeah. Are you going to regret sticking yourself?

Because did you see Pete Davidson's like pretty much got rid of all of his tattoos? Really? All of them. He had shit stickers. I don't do sticker style that you see people and you're like, yeah, you'll regret that. Haley, you just said you wanted to put a turnip with a face on you. But it's medieval style. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I take it back. It's a medieval turnip. Yeah, of course. I'll tell you, so many people while I've been touring as well, I'd like, can I get a look at Vaughn on your legs still? Oh, yeah. I still can't believe it's real. Do people, is that why they ask because they don't believe it's real?

And because it's so amazing. You know, and like it's so well done. Yeah. But is my face going to be on the medieval turnip? Is that your face? That was your surprise? That was the surprise. Have I ruined it?

The medieval turnip was you. I'm a medieval turnip. Yeah. Right. You ruined it. Am I bored or do I have sprouts coming out of my head? Sprouts, little sprouts. You've got sprouts.

You're a tunit. I'm sorry, of course. But if I'm a medieval turnip, would I be wearing a crown? No, no, no, no. No. You're a peasant. You're a peasant. You're a peasant, turnip.

Turtips with a food of peasants. I'm actually a Fletcher. That's where my name comes from. We made the arrows, the feathers on the arrows. Oh, that's cute. George Burts in here. What did your people do in the medieval time? Burt.

Nothing. I don't think Burt's anything. Can you do the... Burt? I am now a Stuart, actually. You are a Stuart. Sproul means to walk in a jerky manner. Jerky and sporadic manner.

They were like the medieval lepers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of. The name Bert is. of Anglo-Saxon and old French emerging in England after the Norman conquest of 1066, it largely derives from old English Burt or Bort, meaning bright or famous.

Oh my God, so you're like a medieval influencer. Oh my God, I will put that as my Instagram bio. My guys, get ready with me today as I dodged the black you're a bubonic leg. Oh my God, I love. I'm getting a new one today, a proper one. This is the

one I'm getting today is the one that I got scammed by. Remember I thought I was booking him with that guy, but now this is the actual guy. But, God, it was funny yesterday when he was at the airport, and I was wearing a little skirt, and I saw an old man, and man, he couldn't make sense of me, his face was giving big,

what have you done to yourself? Oh, yeah, that loves... And you feel it, the more and more of them I get, the more that people... You do, you recognise it. These old fellas are like, what a silly bitch. What she's gone and drawn all over yourself.

You regret that. just like you guys when you said I'll regret getting my medieval turnip of Fletch Is this, because I've googled medieval turnip. He like couldn't make sense of me. Is it a well-known, because I've got one here that seems to have stickers made of it and everything?

Yeah, it's a well-known, like, um, is it the blue, this guy? I'm just showing Fletch in Georgia. Oh, okay, you're that's, um. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's a medieval turnip.

It looks like a sperm with a few bay leaves on its head. It does, I was going to say, it does it look like a sperm. a spoof. Yeah, and that's why it was going to be Fletch. Fletch, the spermie. It does look good as, it's giving Fletch. Why does Vaughan get me a cool cowboy and I'm a sperm leaf?

The shoe fits. There's some graffiti by my daughter's school. And every time I drive past, August, it's indie school. But August is like, that just looks like Fletch. I'll get a photo of it. What do you mean? Like my signature. No, it's just like a face. Oh.

And Indies, we all agree. It looks like Fletch, but every time it's like, I don't know. I'll ask for some royalties. Yeah, I'll get a photo of it next time. see my likeness, I'll be licensing that immediately. Oh gosh. Well, Fletch, I will get a one. That was the natural out. That was the natural out. Georgia also gave us a natural out before.

I felt that one. I felt that one, but then we continued. Yeah. Well, we've all stuffed up here. Not me. Oh, that was the natural out. That was for fuck sake, just right on you.