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Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod
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Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, now a bit of drama on the way to work this morning because you saw
a load of fire engines going up the road. Yeah, there was a
traffic was stopped at this traffic light, definitely why I was late
and there was fire engines and when I was
coming further up the road three went past. There was none of and when I was coming further up the road
three went past
there was none of that
when I went past
about 20 minutes earlier
yeah
I must say
it just happened after
and then they were like
stop the traffic
and I'm like
damn it
I was going to be on time
and then I was late
that's so crazy
definitely not my fault
I'm going to reiterate
definitely not my fault
and yeah
this building
all the people
were being carted out and I was like ooh this is an embarrassing amount of adults wearing uddies Again to reiterate Definitely not my fault And yeah This building All the people Were being
Carted out
And I was like
Oh this is an embarrassing
Amount of adults
Wearing uddies
Really
Oh yeah
Gross
Put on a jumper
And a blanket
You sent a photo
To the group chat
And then
We were all sitting here
And it's Shannon's
Apartment building
Yes she said
That's my apartment building
And I was like
Well it's burning down
It wasn't
I couldn't see any fires, any smoke
or nothing. Because I was just like, living in an apartment
building, they're always having
fire alarms go off, people cooking
and stuff like that. And so we were just like,
oh, it'll just be a false alarm. And then
breaking news headline, smoke
billows from Auckland Central Apartment.
Billows. Billows. And then Shannon's
like, that's my
apartment building
You do
Yeah
And the irony is
I've lived there for three months now
We've never had the fire alarm go off
And I've been bragging this whole time
Of like
You guys told me it would happen all the time
Is that probably because
It doesn't
Probably because it doesn't work
Yeah
Yeah
So you sent that through
And I was like
That's the back of my apartment
So the name of the apartment
Isn't my one
But we share like a courtyard Oh yeah So the name of the apartment isn't my one but we share
like a courtyard
so it's like
my apartment
wasn't in danger
and I don't know
if they would have
evacuated mine
I don't know
I was here
my partner was
down south
oh but so your partner
didn't get the 4am
the 4.30
evacuation
no but then
I messaged him
being like
when Vaughn sent the video
being like
ha ha ha
lucky you
you didn't get woken up and then I just sent the breaking news alert so poor guy wakes up to a him being like, when Vaughn sent the video, being like, ha ha ha, lucky you, you didn't get woken up.
And then I just sent the breaking news alert.
So poor guy wakes up to a thing being like, our apartment might be on fire.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was being all dramatic.
Do you know what it was?
They've followed up with how the fire started.
It was someone charging their e-scooter.
Oh, yeah, those things go off.
So apparently, though, you can't leave an e-scooter battery charging.
Yeah. It's hot.
There have been
some crazy house fires.
Seriously?
Because we're not
allowed them in ours.
Who are you going to allow them?
Yeah, Renee,
the lovely Renee.
Right.
We're the Renee.
She had like a garage go up,
hey?
Yeah.
And like,
like rode off
a large portion of her house
just because the smoke's so toxic.
And then when it explodes,
it blows flammable shit everywhere.
What are they? Lithium ion.
There's a specific type of rechargeable battery.
It can be scooters. Some of the power tools run on them.
You just can't leave them charging.
Can we go away without power tool batteries charging
all night, in the garage,
all week? Oh no, no, no.
Oh dear. They're banned in our apartment, but they're
also banned here at work.
Are they? For the same thing.
Yeah, you can't charge them in the building.
But you can bring them here.
Yes, you just can't charge them.
No, but are they saying that because they don't want us using the free power, right?
Probably.
They're not worried about the fires.
They're worried about paying for our scooters being recharged.
Surely that needs to be addressed that these batteries are catching on fire.
It kind of is talked about.
Yeah, and I mean, I know we're not allowed them,
but because my boyfriend wants one
and I was like,
we can't have one.
He's like,
as if people follow these rules
and now I'm like,
well.
Yeah,
one way to get busted
is when everybody
is evacuated
and your apartment
is written off.
I know.
Yeah.
But I'll let you know
when I get home
if I can like
see the damage
or what.
Oh yeah,
it might be smoky.
You might have a kind of
like a really delicious
smoky essence. Oh, barbecue. a, like a really delicious smoky,
smoked scooter.
Oh, barbecue.
Yeah, like a barbecue,
tangy barbecue,
smoked scooter.
Because you said it was on floor 10
and I live on floor 8.
Yeah, you'll be able to get the wafts.
Right across.
Yeah, there'll be some wafts.
There was a house that caught on fire
on my street last week
and the whole entire shed is gone
and a boat.
Yeah.
I drove past for a nosy
when I was feeding your cat.
Crazy, eh?
God, you are so nosy. Stop being so nosy. No, I drove past it to nosy when i was feeding your cat crazy yeah you are so nosy stop
being so i drove past it to nosy all the time being like how bad was it and it was like literally
like just a couple of brick walls left was it a meth lab i don't know i didn't i don't because
the other there was a fire out on the way to our place that burnt down it was a meth lab was it
crazy and clandestine they say oh clandestine, they say. Oh. Clandestine meth lab.
Right.
Yeah, and it exploded and burned down.
As opposed to like a publicly open,
no one about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sophisticated, highly technical.
Well ventilated.
I like my meth labs well ventilated.
Oh, I'm a clandestine guy.
I'm just a man of the people.
Yeah, right.
I like my meth labs clandestine.
Do you know my house caught on fire when I was a kid?
Did it?
It caught on fire, yeah.
And our neighbour was a firefighter.
Fire man.
He probably did it.
And I remember my mum being like,
kids, go out on the balcony and yell for what's-his-name.
And we had to be like, Scott, Scott.
Or just call 111.
What was it that caught on fire?
Like a fat fire or something?
Yeah, it was like a pan.
Was she like shallow frying some meatballs or something?
Yeah, it must have been shallow frying her classic sweet and sour meatballs.
Go on.
Dude.
Do go on.
My mum does a sweet and sour meatball.
It's got pineapple in it.
Yeah.
And we serve it on pasta with like a sweet,
a sweetish sort of,
oh yeah,
it's good.
Okay.
I haven't had them for ages actually.
Get me that recipe.
I shall.
I shall.
Patsy's sweet and sour meatballs.
Patsy's.
S and S N B.
P S S N B.
Okay,
that sounds naughty.
Penises,
meaty balls.
Patsy's meatballs.