ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th February, 2025
Episode Date: February 24, 2025On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; There's tension in the studio after Fletch gave only one of us a gift...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a Little Bit of Pod. Now,
what you don't know, I don't know where this is going to play, but we're actually recording this
on Vaughan Smith's birthday. And that should be the day in which
Vaughan Smith is the only receiver of gifts.
However, I have received a great
gift yet again for the
second time in my privileged life.
Would you say that I'm quite generous?
No.
Oh my God, wouldn't you? I would.
When people ask me about what it's like to, because you're weird.
You're odd.
You're an odd boy.
What do you mean I'm odd?
People on the outside of your life cannot gather you.
They cannot figure him out.
It is weird.
What's his deal?
You're right.
It's a weird sort of generosity.
It's sort of like if you arrived to a cafe late and he was at the front of the line,
he wouldn't be like, I'll grab your coffee.
But then he would randomly turn up.
He just bought me this nice, quite expensive bottle of whiskey
from the Cadrona distillery once.
Yeah, totally.
Because you like whiskey.
I like coffee too, and I hate waiting in lines.
But fuck, come on, help me out.
I'm not buying you coffee all the time.
But I'm like, he won't have all the money to spend.
He won't give me a hug.
But if I was in trouble,
he would literally drop everything to save the day.
That's what I'm always like.
You're very generous.
Generous with your time.
Generous with his time. Generous with his time.
Generous with your time.
He's got so much of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm very busy.
Very busy.
So it's actually quite generous of me.
Mints, mints in the fridge.
Yeah, exactly.
As we know.
But so I'm flying to Australia to do my show over in Oz.
I'm flying to Australia?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
What kind of airplane are you on?
I assume this was another flight that you may have been going on later in the year.
What kind of plane are you flying? Are you flying Air New Zealand? Air New Zealand plane. What kind? Telloplane are you on? I assume this was another flight that you may have been going on later in the year. What kind of plane are you flying?
Are you flying Air New Zealand?
Air New Zealand plane.
What kind?
Tell me in the app.
Do you know yet?
No, I don't know yet.
Don't have you booking?
No, I don't have my booking yet.
It's going to Melbourne though, is that a...
Oh, yeah.
It's just you're too late, bro.
We've got a problem.
We've got you're too late, bro.
So he had one...
I would have probably gifted it to Vaude if I'd known, because I gave you the last one.
He did give me his last one.
So as part of you being a frequent flyer
of your gold status
you get a couple
of recognition upgrades
and you're not going
to use them
and they're going to expire
it expires in 8 days
and I've been asking
everyone I know
yeah and then you were like
oh you've got a flight
to Australia booked
I was like how's year bro
and so I
he gifted me
I'm going to fly
business class
on daddy's bloody
well not
only if there's space
nah that would let me in like last time there was space and you got upgraded yeah not only if there's space like it's like last time there
was space and you got upgraded yeah the only time i've ever done it is the other time you upgraded
me and uh i loved it yeah i was i was a bloody it's a good pig and shit i absolutely loved it
you get you get bubbles and attention and the food's better and the seats are lovely and i've
got another upgrade you can take your crayfish You can take your crayfish with you.
I could get a fresh crayfish.
It's great protein.
But your flight's before mine.
Yeah.
And I've taken it.
It's too late.
He's gifted it to me.
Son's a bitch.
On your birthday.
The problem was I was asking a lot of friends,
like our friend Mike.
He's going to Australia a lot,
but he's on the little planes
and you can't upgrade on them.
Oh, so I wasn't your first thought?
No, I've actually asked
quite a few people.
Right.
How far down the list
would you say that I am then?
To be honest,
I didn't know you were going to Melbourne
when I gave Hayley the upgrade.
Yeah, but you know.
Like an hour ago,
I said to you guys yesterday,
oh, they've finally locked it in.
It's Melbourne the next weekend.
And then I said when I was sitting on that thing over there,
I'm going to Melbourne.
That must have been when this chat started.
And when you said you didn't know,
you've known that I'm going to Melbourne since last year.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's fucking Mike.
What the fuck is Mike?
Just bought a brand new Defender Mike.
Yeah, he's fine.
He's fine.
Mike, I've never seen busting.
Hey, now you kids stop fighting.
You can have the next one.
Not that there will be one.
Yeah, well, you should use them.
Are you not gold anymore, darling?
No, I'm dropping down a state of sweating.
Welcome to Silverhorn.
Well, I'll wait for you with Jade.
I'm going to be silver with you.
No, I'm in Jade.
I've never been silver.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
No, we've got all Jade over here.
I'll wait for you to join us back in the common man lounge.
Okay, great.
Oh, gosh.