ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th June 2026

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Did your parents make you do chores when you were sick??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. It is apparently, I've been talking to some teachers. Apparently, one of the worst starts to winter for, like, cold and flu. Like, oh yeah, I've heard this. Kids being off school. Sicky Bubbers. Even does friends at work?

Everyone's saying everyone at work's sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sick of work, if that counts. I'm sick at your bullshit. sick of some bullshit So my daughter Indy had a sick day

The other day And I said yeah Okay just you know Do what you can Get yourself a drink Drink lots of water Eat some food Get some fresh ears

Have you been poohs? Did you ask if you've been poohs? Whenever there's a source When did you last poohs Which is as they get older A question they don't like being asked Yeah there is an age I we're like

Oh shit When did you last go pooh Oh my God God don't believe you'd ask me what I love with poo So when I got home, she seemed okay. Oh, classic. I got a sick day. She said, I am feeling a little bit better.

I said, this is what happens when you get out of bed and have some water and get some fresh air. Start moving and go poos. Yeah. She's going to be fucking horrified if she has this podcast. And so I can't believe she does poos. She does. That's unreal. That's unreal.

That is it? Yeah. It's brilliant. It's crazy, eh? One day, they're not. And then the next day, they're just doing poos. Humans, our bodies just decide like, I don't need that. That's going out.

Isn't it crazy? It doesn't matter who you are, whether you're the president of the United States. If you were Queen Elizabeth, too. You all have to do poos. Queen Elizabeth the second shat, and she was an old lady. Hers would have been splattery. You know how they do the worst splattery shit. They can't keep a solid.

They're not a fiber in them. It's just so weird. I think about it, I feel about it too much. One of those embarrassing post-pooh toilet scrubs. Yeah, just like, oh God. Oh, God. I don't know. Did she do her own or did she leave it for one of the servants?

You'd leave it. She would have been too embarrassed. She'd say she would have left it. No, I think she would have been too embarrassed. You'd be too embarrassed. Yeah. I better clean the side of him. How embarrassing?

And then she goes in after Philip, he wouldn't have. No. Oh, mommy. I've done a spluttery. We've got the help for that. I've got a sore tummy, mommy. So it wasn't a poo's sickness. Okay.

I just want to clarify that. I made him mow the lawns. Yeah, do you know what get the fuck up? Because you got home and she was better. She was feeling better. I was like, well, her school is a little way away. I was like, how bad is it? She's like, oh, I feel a lot better.

And I was like, oh, you can mow the lawns then. It's a right on lawn. I don't feel like I've got out there and go. Oh, yeah, okay. Push on a massive lawn. Oh, she's going for a go-kart ride. Yeah, yeah, she's going for a slow, very loud go-kart ride. Yeah.

You've got to do these things because now next time she's like half on the fence. She'll go to school. Because she's like, I don't want to go to school. I don't want to do those bloody lawn. I don't want to do. I think you've got to get her doing hard. Like get her digging some trenches. I've actually got a lot of landscaping I need doing.

Get her on the roof. Yeah, get her on the roof. I need some plastic panels replaced. Yep. Clean out the gutters. Good sick days. Tell you what I've got. She could come trim my fucking edges.

It's all of still not done that. Get up on a ladder. It's not the weather for it. We've got a nice clear day. I've got a question, like yesterday. It's stunning day. I've got a question. I've got to, because it's so wet.

It's moist at the moment. My lawn's overgrown. Would you ride on do a better job? No. No? No, it's heavier. It's heavier. It's just too... I mowed a strip and I was like, mulchial. You've got like tiny lawns. You'd literally have to do eight point turns. Yeah. Just to turn around. It's ridiculous. No, it's not a right-on-lawful lawn. Well, no, just next time she's sick, get her over to Haley's, Aunty Haley. She can do the hedges, the lawns, the weeds in the driveways, the gutters, everything.

She could pick up all the sickie butts from the gravel. Oh, I'm not having to do that.