ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th May 2026

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley nearly made a BIG boo boo...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Well, it's always important to watch out for the elders in your life before they, you know, fall victim to a scam or spend money that they shouldn't online, Vaughn, isn't it? Oh, here's the thing. I've just, I'm going to, I need to start filming my stand-up sets more. To become famous. I'm going to become famous.

Okay. And it's not because I don't like you, but it's, it's, it's a, that I don't have to have a proper job. I just want to go and do comedy. Not that it's not a proper job, I just want to talk comedy. Love being here. Love the podcast.

I love you guys. No, I'm not a corporate woman. Sitting in this with the lights and the laptops, it's enough for me. Behind the scenes, there is a bit of corporate cock to suck. Yeah, we have been on our knees. Wow. I don't know we were taking that phrase

from behind the scenes to the scenes. To the scenes. Oh, what's the podcast, though? Oh, yeah, I know. Should we beep that out? No. No, no, no, I just, no, it's not about, it's not about saying the word cock on the podcast. It's just more about the people.

Knowing that we suck corporate cock. I don't want to do it anymore. And every day, I love the creativity. I love all this stuff. Can you just suck all the cop for us, bleach? I don't want to suck it either. Did you see the bloody, his eyes light up? Anyway.

Oh my God, I forgot to show you why who I got a message from. Anyway, carry on. Okay, we'll come back to this. So anyway, my plan. I've been doing so much comedy and I just want to do comedy but I'm not putting out enough content Shannon will agree

my TikTok's shadow band and I don't know what's happening so I've bought a camera I'm buying a camera I'm bought a camera to record my sets and I can edit them and if I have a good club set

I'll chuck it up if I have a good audience interaction moment I'll chuck it up that's what all the comedians do I'm going to do it so I decided on this camera with the help of my Claude and we got this thing

and I was showing you and you're like why have you done that one that's expensive and I was like well this is the one that the people are using and I was about to buy now

it was in the cart it was in the car and then what did I say to you it doesn't have a lens I said no it's got a built and lens like a normal camera and then you showed me it and I was about to buy a lensless camera you were going to buy a DSLR

and the base is literally half the price of the total cost it was expensive the base and then I looked at the lenses and I was like oh shit oh yeah I saved you from a costly mistake. Imagine if you had it and I just got it

delivered and I got it delivered and I had it up on a tripod at every gig and I was like, it's just not capturing any imagery. And there's this giant hole in the front of the camera. Yeah. I can see a mirror but it's really weird.

It's got a mirror in it. It's just, I'm not getting any footage out of this. Right. A waste of money. Anyway, luckily I went into a place and there were experts there and they told me exactly when I need it. And do you know what I got as well?

So I got a camera and a little mic for the room and stuff. I got little road wireless. Hey guys, get ready with me to go to Coachella. I love getting in there now. Oh my God, they're so fun with a fluffy little covers too. If I'm outside. Hi guys, get ready with me for a day at work.

Sucking corporate car. Anyway, so, yeah, stay tuned for more stand-up coming on my social. Yeah, in the meantime, Haley is a corporate worker for a long time to come. You've even got a corporate shirt on. And she will open it up. I am wearing a blue corporate shirt too. And I will give it. You'll give it all.

I'll give it all I've got. Chuck in a hand. Oh, mate. Cup the corporate balls. Cupbed and rubbed and. Finger the corporate asshole. Oh, boy. Okay.

Only if they are into that. And often they are. They are.