ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th October 2023

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We organise our Show Secret Santa!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The 25th of October We're two months away, 60 days Shit yeah, shit yeah And we have decided that we'll do presents for each other Yeah Which is cute Now Vaughan you quite quickly poo-pooed the idea of buying five presents. Yep.

So we're going to do a little in-house secret Santa. Have you guys generated your name? Yeah, I got Fletch. I know. Vaughn, you don't say it. We're going to have to do the drawer again. Because now I know. God.

I didn't even get the generator thing. Oh, is that what the secret part stands for? Yes. Yes, Han. Gotcha the secret part stands for? Yes. Yes, Han. Yes, Han. Gotcha. You will buy me a good gift, though, because you know me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know you. I didn't get the generator thing, or is it in a chat? You know me. It's in the email. I didn't get the email. It's good. The generator thing's good, so it generates a name. No, you put your name in.

You put your name in, and then it generates a name for who you're buying for. I think I got you because you did it, and then I did it, and maybe we were the only two people in there. Did you get me? No, you've all got to put your name in and then it generates a name for who you're buying for. I think I got you because you did it and then I did it and maybe we were the only two people in there. Did you get me? No, you've all got to put your names in. I'm not saying who I got. Oh, so you did get someone who's not me. I got someone that is here. Your own name, your email address.

Right, it wasn't me. It was on me. I'm not saying who it was from. Join the group. It was on me. You now receive an email. Use this email to join. Oh, for God's sake.

So there are plenty of these. If you're doing this for the family this Christmas, it's so good. Yeah, my brother-in-law, Aaron's biggest brother, used to do it all by himself. He'd write a poem and all this kind of stuff and work it out some way. Now we just use this. Yeah, right. He would write a poem. Wait a second.

Your family don't buy A gift each They do this They do Secret Santa Yeah because we're 12 Oh god Mum, dad And five siblings And five partners

That's a lot So we do You buy a big gift Like and we The budget used to be 50 But then people started Doing like 100 And now it's about 100

Yeah But you buy One really good gift For one person Remember that Yeah when we were doing Secret Santa and someone got a Fitbit for someone. What the fuck?

Yeah, I think they had a free Fitbit. They must have had a free Fitbit, because that was well above. So we've got a $20 limit for ours. Oh, you know, because we receive quite a lot of free candles. You know my family gets those candles. Oh, they're getting those candles.

Are we going to go funny, or are we going to theme them, or are we just going in? Just go. I think it's got to be funny. And you've got to guess who brought yours. Yes, and then we'll do them on the last show of the year and we'll all have to guess. But then, see, you've ruined it now, Vaughan.

Do it. No one's going to remember that I got slitched. I may not even remember in a month and a half. I'll remind you. I haven't got the email. Thank you, thank you. It'll come. It'll come. Because I want to find out who mine is. I haven't got the email. Thank you. Thank you. It'll come. It'll come.

Because I want to find out who mine is. I want to put a lot of time and effort into it. Yeah, but you've got to stick to the $20 limit. We're not having someone come in with a $50 or $100 present. Here we go. Unless it's me on the receiving end of that. It won't be that. Because I got you and I'm not spending that much money.

There won't be a dollar more. I like going a little bit higher and then just making everyone feel a bit shit. That's very rude. Oh my draw name, my draw name,

my draw name. Jared thinks we include receipts. Jared do you think we have to leave the receipt with the present? Yeah I reckon.

For exchange purposes. Because Hayley gets a lot of free stuff eh? Nah because you're going to bloody send us an ex candle that you've already lit or

something. Yeah bro I've got like 50 of those things in my cupboard. Yeah, but if it's $60 and then it's, if it's worth $60 and it's been lit a few times, it's still probably worth more than $20. Yeah, right. Yeah. I've got my name now.

Who is it? Oh, she looked at, did you see her linger on me? It's me, it's me. No, I got you. You can't get two. Although that would be pretty good. The game is not five people by Fletch, five fucking gifts. Oh, that would be so good.

Imagine if the system was broken and I got five gifts. And you just got five gifts. Okay, well, join us. I set up a registry team, so I'll just pop that in the email. What are you going to put down that you want for $20? Just like moochie things. Really? Just like cute things.

It'll be like one button from moochie. Zoe Morgan jewellery Yeah Okay you're dreaming bitch New dillies You can get a Timu dilly I'm not putting a Timu dilly up my bum hole I'm not putting that anywhere up

In or around me You don't want the micro Timu microplastics No No You don't want it deteriorating while it's up there No Okay well

Good luck Join us for the last show Of the year When we reveal Unveil our secret Santa gifts We should do it In the nude

We should do like In the nude Like a strip game If you get it wrong You get to take off A bit of clothing Or something Let's just get freaky

Let's get freaky It's a trip to HR Check us on our last show Of the year When you get fired Where we get Bloody freaky And fired