ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th October 2024

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Content Warning- may not be suitable for young ears In the first of our Lil Bitta Long Weekend Pods, Hayley shares her shag list! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and today the first of a series of Little Bit of Pods. A special series of Little Bit of Pods because it's a long weekend. Monday there won't be a Big Pod and we'll be back with the Big Pod and a Little Bit of Pod on Tuesday As normal And regular programming

As God intended Pod pod pod It's a labor day On Monday Little bit of long Little bit of weekend Labor pod Yes

That's catchy That'll definitely stick I don't know if it will Stick This all comes about The special series Because We did a little bit of pod

A little bit of pod A little pod Silly little poll Sorry too many littles Too many sillies Yeah Silly little poll Sorry too many littles Too many sillies Yeah Silly little poll Asking if you knew

Kind of if you knew your number And if you told your partner The honest truth about How many people you'd slept with Yeah And people responded saying Yeah of course I know Because of my notes

Yeah And I was like What? It blew my mind For the modern girly They keep a log Of people they've slept with Yeah

In their phone in the notes folder or a notes-taking app. Or some people even said that they'd taken it from a written form and put it into their phone. And there are apps as well. There are apps as well. Yeah, yeah. There are apps?

Yeah, you can log. Because the thing is as well, we live in a modern world. A lot of people are getting out there and sleeping with a number of people as they want to do. Safety first. I mean, it certainly helps if you need to contact people. If things don't go well. If things don't go well, a phone number does help.

Or, I don't know, you end up with a baby. Then at least you've got a short list. Yeah, exactly. You can whittle it down. Yeah, you should categorise by month, week, put it in a calendar. Yeah, because then I was like, I've got this. And I had it in various notebooks i guess from the time that i was sexually active until i met aaron and and that

is what we're gonna do that makes it sound like you met aaron and became immediately sexually inactive no i just stopped needing to take log of people yes right you know going through the revolving door and and we are so we actually put a post up asking for you to screenshot and send in your list. No, because you don't have to, but if you've got one and you're willing to share, do share. Because sometimes, as I've got mine, sometimes, like, I don't have all the details.

Yeah. And you have to put little reminders next to them. Yeah. And so we're going to share these lists in the next few podcasts. Yeah. But today. The thing that also blew my mind is the variety of the way people take the notes. Sometimes it's out of five stars or out of 10, just a ranking.

Yeah. Or just some notes about why it wasn't great or why they wouldn't again. Because I reckon sometimes I could do a five star, you know, I could pull out a five star performance. Other times I'm just like, I just need to get home. Maybe it's a two star. Oh, maybe it's two stars. Fine. I never ranked mine based on performance. mine were more sort of descriptive features and right like well that well this is what we're going to do in today's podcast is go through hayley's list yeah should i say names i suppose it doesn't matter i won't say i don't

think you should okay maybe you can say mostly names and first name you can say first name okay because okay i'll skip a few i mean there's ben he was my first you know we've talked about being my first ever love yeah and it was really and then i on some of them i put reoccurring or just the one or like there's one that says tommy twice question mark maybe three times wait where were you keeping this list because it was in a notebook i before i had iphones i always kept a notebook. I'd write down thoughts, ideas, things like that. Notes, diary. It's a diary-esque.

Not like today I went to the, but this was always in there. It was the list and I would always add to it. I'd be like, the number, let's get it up. Okay. One of my favorite sections of my list, it goes Kelly, Kelly, spelt differently, Kelly's flatmate. I'm still friends of both Kellys, so they won't mind that I say their name. But it's Kelly with a K, Kelly with a C, and then Kelly

with a K's flatmate. He's in there. Can't remember his name. He doesn't get a name. No, he doesn't have a name because he, or my memory of that was the amount of hickeys I had on my neck. Kelly's flatmate! And I had on my neck. Oh, so bad. Kelly's flatmate. And I had to go and get a taxi the next day and I didn't know.

I didn't look at myself in the mirror. Oh, no. I got a taxi back to my house and I got into the bathroom and was like, Jesus. Out with the makeup. Yeah. We've got the first appearance of a female name with a hyphen that says kinda? Question mark. Kinda.

What, like just a pash? A drunk pash with a girl? No, no, no. P? Question mark. Kinda. What, like just a pash? A drunk pash with a girl? No, no, no. Pashes aren't on here. Get a grab. Oh, I just remember. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, you just reminded me of one more. Oh, one more? I thought you were adding a note to that kinda. No, no, no, no. I had James something bracket

scoper boy. Worked at a pizza place. Scoper boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually talk about him in my show. What's scoper? It at a pizza place. Scoper Boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually talk about him in my show. What's Scoper? It's a pizza place in Wellington. Oh, is that a good pizza place? There's a guy's name. I won't say that one.

Wait, and does he still work there? Like, could we get a discount? No, this was years ago. Years ago. I'm a very attractive guy. Really? Really. Yeah, but he's called James something bracket Scoper Boy.

Then there's a man's name who I won't say. Hey, these look like decent pizzas. Oh, it's fancy. It's fancy. He was so hot. $10 margaritas on a Tuesday. I'd fuck someone from there. Yeah, fuck yeah.

I'd fuck with that. It's owned by the brothers. You know, the brothers that own everything in Wellington. Oh, right. Great pizza. Those look delicious. Can I say, mate? Ayla's boyfriend's friend? That's one. I Ayla's Ayla's boyfriend's friend

That's one I thought you were going to say Ayla's boyfriend Poor old Ayla No no no no I've got Jess's mate Dot dot dot With blonde hair

That's one 2009 mishmash bartender Oh my gosh Did you have to hang around For closing Yeah probably Simon hyphen Cuba Street That's reoccurring

What does he just live on Cuba Street? He's like a homeless person in Wellington. Yeah, I don't know. Pity fuck. No, no, I remember him. That was actually the blanket man's name. Oh, Simon. Simon.

Oh, R.A.P. Blanket Man. R.A.P. He's on the list. I'll get to him later. No, Cuba Street was because I was walking home from a party. He was walking home from somewhere else. We caught eyes. Oh, that's hot.

Crazy, eh? We caught eyes and then walked up to the top of Cuba Street together. And I lived in Brooklyn, which is at the top. Keep going. That's some Fletch-level shit. I know. Just eyes. Catching eyes.

That's some Fletch-level shit. Yeah, reeling them in with the eyes. Unbelievable. Swear on something that means swear on your Yeti cup that that's never happened. He won't do it. Swear on my Yeti cup? If I put a Bible out there, he would have lied through his teeth. His Yeti Cup, though, loves it.

Now, there's one that says Mark slash Martin. Now, that is not a threesome. That is, I can't remember if it was Mark or Martin. Mark. Okay. Because they might have called him Mart. Yeah. There's Oo-oo-car.

There's Regan lol. Wait, wait, wait. What's Oo-oo-car? We shall not. Was it a monkey man? No. In the car. No, just a really bad choice. Robbie, oh my fucking God. We shall not. Was it a monkey man? In the car.

No, just a really bad choice. Robbie, oh my fucking God. Hayley, what the fuck? Wait, good as in let's revisit Robbie or bad? No, bad as in no. Terrible. Drummer boy Matthew. Yeah, he was cute.

Then there's a bunch of just normal names. It's not that I've forgotten everyone I've ever slept with then we go down then there's um one that i've put m asterix asterix asterix asterix asterix asterix asterix and i know who that is but i can't say wait like someone that's well known yeah and there's another top secret one that i can't say and then there's Aaron And then Aaron Aaron Wow Which is always

Alphabetically the first Because A-A-R-O-N It's not alphabetical He's last on this list I think in general I've done this In order Because I used to be like

Chronologically You know when you first Start having sex You'd be like That's the fourth person I've slept with And then after a while You're like

It is still blowing my mind That people keep lists Girls keep lists Girls keep lists. Girls keep lists. I don't know if we've had any guys send in lists. Do you keep a list? No. No, God no. No, I've never written it down. I can probably tell you it wouldn't take long. Probably about as long as

my general love making list. Well, over the next few podcasts we're going to go through some of the listener lists that have been sent in. A shocking amount of women on my list. I sort of forgot. Go me.