ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th September 2023

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch & Vaughan discuss Biscuits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Hayley away today, back tomorrow on the pods. I was just out talking to the producers, how they thought the show went. What did they give it?

Four out of ten. Four out of ten? Four out of ten. That was of ten? Four out of ten. That was your mark. Eight out of ten for me. So that was pretty good. Oh, right. Okay, so yeah.

I don't know. I am tired, though. I'm tired, too. I was at the weekend away with Hayley and Daylight Savings. Took a zoppy last night. I wish I had. I woke up at two new time, so one old time. Yep. Couldn't get back to sleep. Oh, no. Got up at 2 New time So 1 old time Yep

Couldn't get back to sleep Oh no Got up at 3 Played some Playstation Did you? It's wild I was just like Ah fuck this

Like you know when you get Really angry And then you're like Well now I'm too angry to sleep Yeah yeah yeah You're lying there You're like Go to fucking go to sleep

And then you go What did you do before What's the difference You hold it You do that army breathing That gets people back to sleep, and you're just not getting back to sleep. Yeah.

So I'll be a real piece of shit later on this afternoon. I can already feel how grumpy I'm going to be. And it's school holidays. Oh, yeah. And it'll be like kids up off screens and going to do something. Why should we? You're not. Why should we?

You got up at 3 o'clock this morning and played PlayStation. Yeah. Dad's a fucking hypocrite. Every time. Dad's a fucking hypocrite man every time fucking hypocrite well another thing i was just discussing this with the um producers george's out there she just got sent some new whitaker's chocolate orange chocolate and you were saying you're not a huge fan of raspberry chocolate no like i love a raspberry goo and a chocolate but not raspberry flavored chocolate raspberry flavored no and i said i can't get enough orange chocolate such a killer combo i had half a pack Raspberry goo in a chocolate. But not raspberry flavoured chocolate. But not raspberry flavoured, no.

And I said I can't get enough orange chocolate. Such a killer combo. I had half a pack of Jaffa Thins yesterday. Oh, Jaffa Thins? And then I got mocked for eating Jaffa Thins. It is a boomer. I love a Thin. It's a boomer biscuit.

But I like a Thin because you can trick yourself into thinking it's not that bad because of how thin it is. Yeah. And this one's Jaffa, so it's like eating Jaffa Cakes. Yeah. Oh, my God. See, Jaffa Cakes, I can smash a whole pack of those. Yeah. They are soa cakes yeah oh no oh my god jesse jaffa cakes i can smash a whole pack of those yeah they are these jaffa things you'll be able to smash a whole pack and there's there's this brand that's a milker you know the milker chocolate they do this like a jaffa jaffa thin biscuit and they have like fillings like raspberry those are pretty good i simply must find a store in New Zealand that does imports of those. What is it called? Milka.

Milka. Milka Biscuits. They're like Jaffa Thins. Okay. Because Jaffa Thins are in supermarkets all the time now in New Zealand. And they're quite yum. Well, that was the reason I got them the other day. I was at the supermarket and it was two packs of Griffin's Biscuits for $5.

So I got a Jaffa Thins and a Ruff. A Ruff. What are those? A standby. It's the new name for the Afghan. They've renamed it because of the people of Afghanistan. Milky Cakes. Milky Jaffa Cakes.

Look at those. Oh, yeah. They're sort of like a toffee pop situation. By the way, when we do that, that's when Georgia Burt goes blah, blah. When Georgia Burt goes blah, blah, blah, it's very inappropriate for some reason. Oh, really? Yeah, because I think we do it comically, blah, blah, blah. But she doesn't. It's weird.

And then she'll break into a cackling laugh halfway through. Yeah. Yeah, see, there you go. So the Choco Jaffa Raspberry Jelly, 106 calories per two biscuits. It's not bad, is it? Although you do a whole pack and there's like 15 in a pack. Where did I say? Oh, no, that was in it.

That was, you could definitely, you'll definitely be able to find them. Good stuff. So, yeah, so they got renamed. Ruffs is what they're called now. Wait, what did they used to be called? They were like an Afghan biscuit, like a commercially produced Afghan. Oh, okay. But without the walnut on top.

It's got the chocolate icing. It's not heavily cornflaked. It's a yum biscuit. Why have they changed it? Because of Afghan insurgents? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, Afghani.

The whole situation. I'd say the country as a whole, the whole situation. Yeah, right. It was like at the weekend, we checked out of the hotel and there was free lollies. So, fuck yeah. Free lollies? Free lollies. What kind of, like, of like mints no they were

good there was like uh big jelly beans um apple loops you know the ones that are white on one side green on the other so like kind of pick and mix kind of a pick and mix and explorer lollies now i was walking away with my bag predominantly of explorer lollies because they were the biggest and yummest and i never just have them for no reason and i said shut up would you like an explorer and she laughed and she said no i'll have an eskimo though i know i know i cancelled her right then and there wow because i have i've got the um you know the artist simon is it simon wards lewis i think that's his name he does the big esky uh sorry explorers cancelledancelled. He does the big Explorers. And so many people in my house are like,

oh, you've got the giant Eskimo. I'm like, no. We don't call them that anymore. We don't call them that anymore. We call them Explorers. But I explained to her. I said, they're Explorers now. Yeah.

And she said, they'll always be Eskimos to me. Classic white person thing to say. You are a boomer. Yeah. As a big boomer I've always called them that I'm not changing it for any person Yeah

Okay what about these lollies Called grumpy old white bitch Should we change the name of those Or do you feel specifically targeted by that So you're okay with a change to it Okay But anyway Enjoy Jaffa Thins

Yep Those things Milkers that you talked about Milk a Jaffa Cakes Yeah Your Ruffs And your Explorers Delicious