ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th September 2024

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan is fully embracing his Chappell Roan era!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Do you know I'm on a big chapel roan buzz? ATM. Yeah. ATM.

You're a big fan, aren't you? Big roany. I don't know if we've got a name. Is that what she's calling them? Roanies. I don't know if we've got roanies. Little roanies? Little roanies.

Like little monsters? Yeah. Little.. Little Ronies? Little Ronies. Like little monsters? Yeah. Little Ronies? Anyway, I don't know if there's a name. Are you going to Google Chapel Rhone fans? Chappellies? I think Cumberbitches is one of the best celebrity. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You know, follower. Fan club. Fandom. Chappies? No. Chappies feels good for being a queer icon. Happy little Chappies. Chapel calls her fans pop stars?

I don't know. That's a terrible name. That's lame. That's a terrible name. You do love your Chapel run. I do. Yesterday we were parked outside the supermarket, and Sade said, are we all going into the supermarket?

Which is woman talk for I don't want to do this by myself. We should all go into the supermarket. Yeah. Rather than just saying I don't want to do this. And I've made- I in to the supermarket. Yeah. Rather than just saying, I don't want to do this. And I've made- I hate having people. You know me. I've bumped into you.

Yeah. Headphones in. Oh, yeah. She's a- Head down. It's my time. I don't know why she wants to take the kids into the supermarket. I think she just wanted me to go in the supermarket, and then, of course, they just have to come.

But I was like, nah, I'm just going to stay here. I didn't want to go into the supermarket. I wasn't in the mood. I wasn't in the mood. You're with your whole family. It's just get out of the car and go in and do it. But then I said I'm going to sit in the car and listen to my Chapel Roan. Oh, my God.

He does love his Chapel Roan. What, like you're a teenager? Yeah. I've got my Pink Pioneer Club on, which, have you heard this song? Yeah. I think you'll really like it. I do like Chapel Roan. As someone who doesn't tend to lean into new

pop music, I love it. Was he just listening to this in the car? I'm vibing. Like a moody teenager.

Yeah. And I got the windows down because it was hot. Yeah, hot day. Hot day. And I got it

loud because you can only listen to it loud. Lovely, isn't it? Lovely. Wait, so is this part, this is just you wanting to play your favourite song

at the moment? Um, yeah, but there is a reason for it. Oh, okay. So I'm in the middle of this. I'm singing along too. Oh yeah. Not as loud.

Well, sometimes it's hard to tell. Maybe I was at the same volume. This part, this part. Oh my God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club. Oh my God. This part. This part. Hi for a man.

You've done quite well there. I'm getting on well. And it's at that stage. You just saw me in studio. Eyes shut. Full Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder. Yeah. The head's moving.

Head swaying. This song's on. I stop. I open my eyes. And in front of me, lesbians. Couple of lesbians. Couple of lesbians. How did you distinguish

we had a couple of lesbians on our hands? They were two grown women holding hands. Okay, well that's the gayest thing up. Big giveaway. You got a couple of lesbians. I got a couple of lesbians on me hands. I hold hands with my friends sometimes. But probably not in a...

Not walking into the supermarket? Yeah, sometimes. Really? Just for fun. So they were kind of not stopped, but they'd slowed right down and they were looking at me. And then I looked at them and they gave me the old... Lesbian not of approval. Lesbian not of approval.

So I again sort of cemented myself. Yeah. Lesbian nod of approval. Lesbian nod of approval. So I again sort of cemented myself unbeknownst to them as, you know, sort of a pillar of the lesbian community. You like my chapel. We love our lesbian listeners. We are huge fans of our lesbian listeners. Yeah. We craft a lot of the show around them.

When we put the show together, we're always like, now what about our lesbians? What about the lesbians? What do you think they'll make of that? I think they'll be happy. Are they going to be in? And so, yeah, I got sort of the nod because obviously, I think it was in the monthly lesbian newsletter.

Get amongst a bit of chapel. Yeah, I love this. Yeah. So I just kept listening and vibing. It's really going to be so disappointing if at least one of your daughters isn't gay. You know? Yeah. Oh, I just want them to be happy and whatever that looks like.

I know, I know. But it'll be funner. Straight, gay, and dope. They don't even need a label. Yeah. Oh, really? Fluid. Is that what you're saying?

Just fluid. I'm okay as long as they're happy and safe and whoever they're with treats them like the princesses they are. Oh, wow. Because otherwise I'll beat the shit out of them. Yeah, regardless of gender. Yeah. Iia ahead of this camp i was like the sports camp she's on i was like you you remember boys are pieces of shit were you passion boys at camp what how old 12 yeah when i say passion you know i'm gonna just do it 12 i was a bit shy

remember my first patch was with the guy with the tongue wrinkled men's. So that was like, that was, I was a little bit later with the passion, but my friends were bashing for sure. Right. I got shy. Okay.

That's good. Cause I said, you know, there's no boy at this camp that I couldn't beat the shit out of. Yeah. Just kind of like, I wouldn't obviously. Of course not.

I fucking would but off mic off mic I'll fucking absolutely fucking they'll go missing

you'll be on the side of a milk cart and I'll leave my phone at home so you can't trace me GPS I'll be off grid yeah

enacting my Batman like revenge yeah but then she showed me the photo of like the group of them that are going I was like

okay there's at least one kid there we'll put up a hell of a fight. They're breathing them big baths. Yeah, we've got some rugby people. We've got some future All Blacks on our hands. We've got some big bloody teenage boys. Anyway, to our lesbian listeners, we salute you.

Happy chapel day. Happy chapel. Happy chapels. Happy chappy.