ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th September 2026

Episode Date: September 25, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod...a bit of jib is needed WHERE at the mall?? (I promise Vaughan does not die at the end of this pod xox)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network. It's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I can't say too much. Now this is a podcast. Yeah. This pertains to another podcast I do. Oh, not with you.

People are expecting to come back for another season. Is a little bit sexier. Okay. It's very alive. And as part of this, we are doing a secret. Fuck. I don't know how much I'm allowed to say. Doing a secret project today in which

I will be with people and I will have no clothing on. Oh wow. Okay. And there will be evidence of this. Yes, right. That's all I'm going to say. Right. Okay. So first, it hits me yesterday that this is happening today.

Yeah. And my immediate thought is oh shit, the pubs. Because I have not, I have let it go for a bit. Since my tour finish because I took my clothes off in my live show and pubes would have been visible so I was staying atop the pubs

and since then which was two months. No pubs have been attended to. Did you finish doing the live show? Oh one month? Yeah, tops. One month? Tops. You just got... Pube growth. You've got to... Because you're on the pewth growth peptides. You're on the hair peptides and it's all the hair. The last one was

Nelson 15th So, two, three, five, yeah, six weeks, pubs. Yeah, six weeks. Pubes will get out of control in six weeks. Six weeks, yeah, they start crawling towards the knees. And you're like, oh, oh, oh, yo, yo. So yesterday, two things happened.

I need to get my toes painted for this, and I needed to get my pubs ripped out. I don't want to talk about it. This, I went to a place I don't usually go to. Definitely makes me want to talk about what color your toes are. No, no, purple. They're like purply. Like grimace purple. Yeah.

All right, ma. It wasn't the fucking intention. After winning in the early 2010s, are you, mum? Dude, so I don't go to my usual place. I go into a cheap place and I say, I just want to get these removed and a fresh set done. Do you do chrome? Because I like, you know, like my sparkly, shiny toes.

And she says yes. She's so fucked off. I'm in her shop. Really? I love that. I love that. She looks at me like, p.

Oh. Big fat, western bitch. Like, I can feel it. She's looking at my feet thinking, what hogs are under here. I can feel it. But I've got no time. I've got to get in there.

So sit down, take off my shoes. She does a removal. And the whole time she's like, yuck. You weren't giving her some of your famous customer service. No, no, no. Some of your interaction, rather, customer interaction. No, no, no. I was friendly as all far.

You weren't being a Karen. Because, you know, you've been becoming a Karen. No, I think Karen's to people who give me a service. I've been carons to people who are enjoying the same service as me him fucking talking through the whole film. That's who I'm caroning against. Yes, and fair. Yeah.

In fair. No, no, so she hates me and is so upset that I'm there. Yeah. Gives me quite a painful pedicure. And then the whole, spends the whole time smacking my foot. Why? She hates me. She kept smacking.

She'd be like touching my toes and maybe I was like keeping them too rid. She kept slapping my toes. Like she's not accidentally whacking her hand around. She's actively spanking. She's smacking me foot. Stay still. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much to this cost?

I'd pay a good amount of money for. $70. Okay, that's too expensive for a foot spank. And then it's the worst pedicule I've ever seen in my life, by the way. Absolutely horrendous. Oh, no. She's ripping out all sorts of my hogs. She just, and when you do a pedicure, they've got to do this little sort of arbitrary five minutes of rubbing your legs and stuff.

And she just hated it. Hated it. Yeah. She hated me to death. It was awful. I'd be the worst because I'd only, if I was like a massage person or a pedicue person, I only want to do it to hot people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, you know? And I'd be like, oh, not this one. Not this. No. As I say, big fat Western pig. Anyway, so I also, so I always, if I get like a Brazilian, I'll go to one place. And it's, you know, you've got to be careful. She's in the lady lips.

And again, I'm Sean on time and I couldn't get in with my gal. So I was like, I'm just going to do that. The sides, you know, we're just going to get the sides. And it's not, nothing major. We'll just get the sides. So it's not a big deforestation. It's a... Tidy.

Almost like a fire gap that they do in a forest. I don't need to be bald. A belt. A fire belt. Yeah. So I'm going in to get my safety belt. Yeah. My fire break.

And I'm in a cheap mall place, which is fine. I like this place. Is it weird being in a mall and having your vagina out? Yes, because cause. Yeah, a mall. I'm not... Yeah. Because there are, in this place...

I didn't know like thing. A massage in a mall's weird. No, you're saying. And I'm boobs out in a massage. You're one door away from someone eating a curry. No, darling, I wish I was a door. So this is a corner and it's like this. And usually I get my eyebrows done here, which is not very intimate. So this was Puss out.

And the cubicles are divided by curtain. Oh, yuck. Okay. And so I'm lying. there. Just if why I don't say ooh yuck about... Oh sorry. Yeah, yeah.

Sorry. Puss out. No, I just meant in the environment. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah. Did I save that? Yeah.

So I'm push out. You'll remember that at 2 o'clock tomorrow morning. Yeah. Basically my pussy. Yeah. I'm pissed out on a table. A table? Yeah, like a beauty therapy table.

Okay. Because for a minute there I was picturing sort of a dining... A butcher's table. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. A beauty therapy thing. And she's...

Struggling to get around the little paper G that she's given me. Big Puss. I was going to say, she's struggling around the Labora Majora. So I can feel like pulling in and struggling with the wax, the little G-banger. So I was like, is it easy to just take it off? She was like, yes, would you mind? Totally fine. I'm used to being puss out.

Yeah, there's a curtain between me and a kebab, mate. No problem. So then I hear in the next cubicle, another woman getting her pubes ripped out. And I was like, this is too intimate. It's weird. A couple of bosses out in the mall side by side. And at one point I look over to the curtain towards the curtain and I can literally see the other woman's little toes.

Oh, no, yuck. And she's sort of like this. No. It was just too much. I tried to go for like a cheap day to just get a little bit of top up personal grooming done. And the whole day was I was foot shamed and poised out at the mall. It's the worst when you're regular, you're in a hurry and your regular can't fit you in you go somewhere else. That's how I ended up with that fucking

Craig David beard that time. I know, I always said to people when women are like, my hair got sucked and they're bawling. I'm like, it's all right, it'll grow back so quick. But then I had the Craig David and I'm like, it can't grow back quick enough. It couldn't. It literally needs to be back tomorrow. But I will say I've woken up in the end, like she's tidy. You know, like there's no horror story or anything like that.

It was just two. One, there needs to be more than a curtain between pus and pus and a mall. Yeah. It should be at least a door between posse. At least a shade of a chip. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. A shade of jib.

At least a shade of jib between pos and pus at the morning.