ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th April 2023

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

On todays Lil Bitta Pod, Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley talk Harry Belafonte, and homeplay!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to Nick Cafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Kia ora, kia ora. It's an exciting day. I would like, can I provide today's musical background?

Yes, please. Absolutely, absolutely, Vaughan. Harry Belafonte died. You might be thinking, Vaughan, that name slightly rings a bell, but I'm not sure where I've heard it before. Probably most well-known for running the banana boat song. Not the sunscreen, which never gets good reviews. Deo!

Can you go to the chorus? No, I won't go to the chorus. Continue talking about what you're talking about. The intro is where it's at. Deo. This bit. Wait for the beat to drop. It's quiet today on air. Turn your... It's up. Where's your volume bar on your Spotify? It's at. Hey-o. This bit, this bit. Wait for the beat to drop. Your laptop is quiet today on air.

Turn your... It's up. Where's your volume bar on your Spotify? It's up. It's right up there. Someone's fiddled with your... Fiddled with your diddle over here. Daylight come and me wanna go home.

Stuck in the early morning comes. Daylight come and me wanna go home. He's dead. What if Fletch is just doing some... This is actually good music for a montage with someone trying to fix a studio desk. Cut to montage. Oh, there you go. It's kind of slow.

Oh, God, too much. Yeah, I turned Vaughn up plus 10. Oh, God, but Vaughn's whole thing or his laptop? Just his laptop. Speaking of phallic objects. Bananas. Yeah. Which leads me to sex.

That was fucking terrible. Sorry. Which leads me to sex. That was fucking terrible. Sorry. It was a terrible segue. It's day two. I would have said, speaking of someone fiddling with your knobs. Sex Life's got a new. Good from you. He is a broadcasting professional.

And I'm a newbie. You're a newbie. I'm a fresh, young. Yeah. The second episode of Sex.Life is out today. It is. Speaking of day-o, how about the big o? Of course, a crucial part of Sex.Life.

Boom, boom, boom. He's got multiple. Is there a way that you can work group masturbation into a sort of fun thing? Oh, my God. Speaking of working all day and then drinking the rum, no. No. You've never masturbated in a group. Generally a solo practice.

You haven't. Speaking of daylight come. Me wanna go home. And me wanna go home. And me wanna go home. Yeah, day two gets wild on the podcast. I mean, I've heard the stories from Morgan, and it's wild. We've had such an amazing response from episode one, everyone being like, oh my god

it's so juicy and I was like, guys hold yourselves gently and masturbate together because that's what happens in episode two. Are you actually this could be quite timely because this Thursday we're staying in Wanaka

No thank you. No next Thursday. So yeah, next Thursday because it's Wednesday today. No, next Thursday. So, yeah, next Thursday. Because it's Wednesday today. Should I panic then? Yeah, yeah, no. Not tomorrow. Not tomorrow, but next week. And Morgan, sexologist, is staying. Yeah. Yes. She's staying. Yes. In the apartment

that we've got for the wedding. You could get a little mapping. Well, I'm just saying you could, yes, Sade could use this for, you know, maybe you could bring Morgan in just for some, I don't know, like a review or something. Fresh ideas. Some fresh ideas. What is this? This is another Harry Belafonte song called Jumping the Line. Oh my god,

Aaron loves this song. Great song. That kind of music was on the mask. Yeah, it was. Did you guys do, from episode one, your home play to stare at your genitals in the mirror and just have a good look? No, I don't think the home play's for me. I stare at my genitals to get rid of the mirror because I have a giant wall-to-ceiling sliding door when you get out of the shower.

It's very confronting. Anytime I have a shower at your house, I'm always like, wow, is that what I'm working with? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need a full-length mirror. Yeah. No, but you look the other way if you Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need a full-length mirror. It's so... No, but you look the other way if you don't want to see. Just look here.

But on the other wall is another mirror. A small round one, yes. I'm a shy girl. I can't. You've got to get to know your own... Have you ever looked underneath your balls? No. Oh, wait.

Why in God's name would I need to see underneath of my balls? When you're pumically maintaining When you're Pumically maintaining You do Oh yeah yeah yeah So you do Squat over a mirror No No you don't need to

What if you're just Blindly shaving your balls And hoping for the best Yeah you feel If you've missed something Oh no you've got to Get to know them This was

This was the question We had in ep one Would you be able to Spot your own genitals In a line up Absolutely And for a lot of Like vul ep one. Would you be able to spot your own genitals in a line-up? Absolutely. And for a lot of, like, vulva owners, they wouldn't be able to. Because they're all tucked away.

It's easy to spot a vulva in the supermarket car park. They're always quite square. No vulva. Your lips and your bits. Oh, God. Is that why? If you're seeing those in the supermarket car park, God, give her a dollar.

Give her a dollar. Give her a dollar. Yeah. Or a loaf of bread. Or a loaf of bread and a bloody warm cup of coffee. She's having a bad day. Or a pair of fucking pants. Or a pair of fucking pants. Yeah, go and buy her a three-pack of bonds.

Yes, that'd be so nice of you to do so. In the knickers aisle. Give her a loaf of bread. Or the second episode... God, you know what that nice of you to do so. In the knickers aisle. You were a loaf of bread. Well, yeah, the second episode. God, you know what that's reminding me of? Ham. Have some bread. Make a sandwich.

Jesus. God, I'll go straight to the deli and get you some more of that. Well, yeah, if you're listening to the podcast, yeah, support Morgan, our friend, and Hayley's new podcast, Sex.Life. Download it. iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple, wherever you podcast. Wherever you listen to this. Yeah.

It's there. Just go straight after this. It's there. Listen to this, then listen to the big pod, then head on over to sex.life. And three more mojitos. And shake, shake, shake, señora. Shake it all the time.