ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th April, 2025

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or wherever you get your podcasts. From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, the live show and the big pod are back on Monday, the 28th of April, just having a little holiday. My daughter's tried a recipe recently because we put them in charge of cooking one night a week. are back on Monday, the 28th of April. Just having a little holiday. Yeah. My daughter's tried a recipe recently because we put them in charge of cooking one night a week.

Oh, really? What kind of stuff? Pretty simple stuff like pasta with mince. But they wanted to make cheeseburger pasta. Yum. Which is essentially like mince and pasta. With pickles. With heaps of pickles and cheese and chunk like, chunkier onions and stuff like that.

Lettuce on top or no? We're just keeping that out. We didn't. It was an option. Anyway, because I've had a Big Mac pizza, and that was so yum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Big Mac tacos. Yep.

It's pickles and the sauce, right? Yeah. The burger sauce. Yeah, the burger sauce and the mince. And so I left them to it because it was a pretty simple recipe, and then they were like, Dad, you've got to come have a look at this. It's way too watery. And I was like, walk me through what you did.

They followed it to the fucking line. Okay. I was like, it says put in two cups of water. What did you use to measure two cups? And they're like, this cup we put two in. And then a cup of beef stock. I was like, this is what the recipe said. Three litres of water.

No, three cups. Three cups. And it was way too much water does that the pasta cook in that too? the pasta cooks in the water but the pasta didn't absorb

bugger all yeah and it was like this is the first time I've ever stumbled across I went back over this recipe and I was just like it's too much liquid

first time I've had an online recipe that got it so wrong there's usually online recipes that are a star rating I can't remember you've got to look at the comments

you've got to look at the comments this is watery yeah a lot of people this is from one specific place right one specific like

place restaurant it wasn't like a recipe I'll say it this is why you don't put kids in charge of the family dinner

but they were following the recipe this is no if I had kids which please don't curse me I actually found a twang in my ovary before and I think that is my period. You're pregnant.

Oh, okay. Oh, thank God. Thank God. If I had kids though, I'd teach them to cook and make drinks for sure. Cocktails. Do you know what I mean? Cocktails. And then when I've had too many cocktails, I'm like, you're on dinner.

You guys are on dinner. What are you going to do? I think you just don't want to set your kids send your kids into the world not knowing how to prepare the most basic of meals it's not hot not hot

it's not hot especially young men it's not hot to be sending them out there completely incapable of the most basic washing, cooking household chores

oh my god the amount of flatmates that didn't even know how to use a washing machine I'm am I used flatting it's not hot It's not hot. No, it's not hot.

When you go on a date with someone and they're like, I'll cook for you. And you're like, okay, what are you going to cook? I don't know. Yeah, and they just make some fucking weird and you're like, hey, not hot. If I went on a first date and a guy like cooked me, you know, like, or like a really well done steak.

Yeah. What about fish fingers? No, no kiss kiss. What about fish fingers? No. No kiss kiss. How crispy are they? Real crispy. And how fishy, how grey is the fish? Grey as fuck.

No, no, no. No kissies for him. No, no kissies. He gets no kissies. If he made me a home crumbed snapper, do you know what I mean? Not bad. That he'd caught himself. And a slaw that he chopped with his own hands.

Yeah. He's getting kisses everywhere. You can get a slaw in a bag. Yeah. He can do slaw in a bag, but the fish has to be made himself. Right. Then he's getting kisses. Carwin just said her mum taught her to properly pour a wine very young.

Oh, you're lovely. Carwin, how old were you when mum taught you how to wine pour? Was it from a goon from the fridge? Oh, my God, no. Mum's classier than that. What's the incorrect way to pour a wine? Well just like holding the bottle like a claw You've got to put your hand in the little

Oh she's in the sommelier That's hard for a kid with little hands And I had a little weave basket Little wine holder thing She was like can I get the basket? I get the basket, put the wine bottle in there Take it out when she had friends over That'd be me that she was like, can I get the basket? I get the basket, put the wine bottle in there, take it out when she had friends over. I'll get mummy's special juice.

That'll be me. Yeah, go get mummy's special juices.