ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th August 2026

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... someone's got twins on board...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDEM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I was parked up behind a car. I bet you were. You would. Classic range of drivers up. Yeah, right, parked up at 100K an hour. Lights flashing horn going.

I was just parked waiting. My girls were getting something in the car in front of me said, Twins on board. Twins on board. Twins on board. I was very like Japanese in animation and like there was one baby out

once I'd been like Tada and one baby out there and sort of the Tah! I'm quite often quite often about to rear end and ram cars and I see those baby on board

and twins on board signs and I pull back because we actually learned in fact of the day that it was never to alert other people to drive safely around you is if your car was in an accident and you were unconscious

and they didn't think to look through the rest of the car like a baby on board that's weird down to Oh that's dark isn't it? That's what the baby on board stickers were originally for invented by the Germans. Oh, of course.

Is the board baby on sport? One of the best things they did. One of the baby on the board. A bit of a make good. But, you know, now people are just... Just a little bit of them. Well, don't we come for a little make good. For all that...

Now, let's not talk about it. So it said twins on board. Baby out one side, baby out the other. I was like, oh, okay, very like Japanese-inspired. Yeah, you see those stickers around. Like an anime twins on board. Yeah, like anime twins. And one of the babies had like, was smiling and had like a tear coming at you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, okay, she's got twins. She's pretty happy about it. I'm waiting there. And then I see the lady coming towards the car with her twins. Oh, okay. Who would have been 17 or 18 years old. Precious still.

And I was just like, one. Precious. Great life of a sticker. Yes. If she got that sticker when they were newborns or babies. That's, you know, that's done a suit. Great life of the car. Great life of the car.

Yeah, true that actually. Unless she got a new car and like the sticker on the old car, so she got another new car for it. Are they identical, these twins? They look really similar, yeah. Yeah, it looked very, very similar. If not identical, those twins where everyone's like, ain't I's identical? Because they looked so similar. Yeah.

I was like, I wasn't expecting late turns. No, at one stage. I would have been like, Mom, take the fucking stalker. I know. Yeah, because it's in person. You know what twins' mum? I know if I was ever, I have three signs that would point to me if I got pregnant having twins. Yeah.

Twins on my dad's side. Yeah. Twins on my mum side. And the third one is my uterus is split in half. Oh, so they could have half of a year. And literally there's been stories before of people. I'm sure this was a Nekamor's twins. They, if you've got a uterus like mine that's split, one twins over here, one's over there.

And they're just happy as bloody larry because they have less space as. a normal baby anyway. Lucky you're having safe sex with multiple levels of contraception. That's right. That's right. You're never just hoping. No. They would.

How many pregnancy tests have you purchased this year alone? Hundreds. Practice safe sex out there. It's pretty cheaper to just get a subscription package. Oh my gosh. Every month. It's like when you buy your bits and pieces that get delivered regularly. Every month.

Ding dong. Oh, it must be my pregnancy test. It used to be a lot. Because I just needed to piss. Obviously, I'm not promoting having unsafe sex if you're not trying to plan for a family. But before my menstrual cycle kind of regulated, it was worse because I'd be going like seven months without a period. That could be a seven-month baby. Too late then.

That's coming out, isn't it? Famously too late. Yeah. And I'm a weight fluctuator so much and sometimes through no fault of my own. Well, we were on the show even spoken to these women that have just popped out a baby and had no. No idea. You sniffed it, coughed it out, and then just went, oh my gosh. Oh, guess I'm a mum now.

Yeah. But I get a twin sticker. The twins, by the way, were dressed the same. Even at 18? But they were in, like, I think they've been playing squash or some sort of racket sport, because they had badminton probably. Yeah, right. They had big badminton energy.

Yeah. But they were, like, mum must have purchased them there. It wasn't a sports uniform because I realized how stupid it is. And then five more came and they were all dressed as saying, what the more? How? How? she had.

Wow, where are they getting this beautiful? No, they were dressed. I mean, it was old. Black shorts, black top, black hat, but it was all very... I think I don't know, everyone, every girl wishes they were a twin. New twins and they were super close and stuff.

He used to wish I was a twin. I'd dress the same. Unless they were like a pretty little cheerleader thing. Imagine two like cool goth twins. You know, like 13, 14? No, you'd need if one was going to be the goth, you'd need the other one to be a Barbie. Yeah.

It's got that, you know, kind of juxtaposition. Yeah. Yeah, juxtaposition situation. Your poor mum, if she had two of you. Oh, my God. Imagine the Marilyn Manson blasting out of two bedrooms. Yeah, but which one would have been, if one had gone preppy, it would have been even worse.

Imagine if I had a twin as well and she had a big personality. Too much. You would have killed her. Yeah, it would have been like, back up, bitch. You would have absorbed her in the woods. I would, um, num, yum, yum, yum, yum, goodbye.