ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th December 2023

Episode Date: December 25, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley play a round of Internet Banking Roulette!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's. Great things are brewing. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and it's back for the holiday break. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Internet Banking Roulette. We open up our banking apps. We go like this with our fingers. Until one of us says stop.

And then we've got to tell you what the transaction is, what it was, how much it was, and why we were buying it. This is dangerous. Yeah. I've opened up my personal business account because that's where I do all my sneaky purchases. So what? Aaron can't see. All because the other ones will be like, food. Do you want to go first?

Yeah, I'll go first. Scroll. Oh! Oh! Hey! Stop. Eh. Um.

This is, my finger has stopped on someone transferring me money. Okay. My friend Sarah Mangan transferred me $150. Mangan? You can't say that about someone. Mangan? You can't say someone's Mangan.

Paid me $150 for, oh, we went out and had a really big night. And I did a big dick daddy pay, you pay me back. Oh, yeah. So that's what that is. I love that because you get the points. But then I hate the fucking admin of the people that don't pay you back for like a week and you have to chase them up and then you feel bad asking.

No, this was fine. This was absolutely on time. Got the one below it. You missed something there. Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. Really? You'll never know what that was. Oh,

stop! Okay, $27.50 at Rude Boy Deli, which is a place that every now and then we go to. And if I'm spending $27.50, I believe that would be a sit-down breakfast.

What date was that? That was when we all went, wasn't it? It was August, Friday, August 12th. I remember that. At 11.28pm. And you had to move your car because you were in the bus lane. Do you remember that? Yes.

Yes. And I was like, hurry up, I'm hangry. I want my fucking sandwich. Yeah. Surrounding that, no, we're pretty good.

Okay, one more, one more, one more from you, Hayley Sproul on internet banking roulette. God, I'm up in April. Stop.

Um, um, I paid my PT. Wow, I was still doing PTs in February. Gave that up. Fitness is boring. I paid her for three sessions. You used to do a PT three times a week? Three times a week, and that's when I had a great body.

Didn't your PT go back to doing something, though? Flying. Yeah, she became a flight attendant, and now she travels around the world. And then she was like, I'll hook you up with a new PT. And I was like, no, I need a bit of a financial break anyway. Yeah. And instead I just chucked on 10 kgs this year. So that's been fun.

I miss her. I miss her. It's fun. It's fun. I miss her. Because when you don't have a PT, there's so many excuses not to go. Vaughn, it's your turn for the random internet banking roulette. Going the wrong way, huh?

Yeah, I like how you see her do that. Up and down. Yeah. What have you landed on there, hon? $36 at Just Jess Bakery. Oh, Just Jess Boozy Bakery. Because I do this thing. If I'm ever going to go see my dad, my dad has this monster sweet tooth.

Yeah. And whenever I'm going to go see dad, I'm always just like, I'm going to go get him some bakery treats. Okay. Because his mother, every Friday, this is wild, every Friday growing up, my nana would go to town. Because that was like country people go to town. She'd just go to town on something, you know. Get out a bottle of cooking sherry and just go to town. No, she'd go to town and she'd go and take fresh flowers to her parents' grave.

It was just like she was a, you know, a lot of grandparents were just like creatures of habit. It had to be the same thing every week. She'd go to the supermarket. She'd get everything done. She wouldn't go back to town that week unless she had to. And on the way to town, every Friday growing up, she'd call in and drop my dad off baking. Oh, that's a beautiful marriage. I think it started as a, like, she was letting my mum know

that that was still her little boy. That's my little man. That's my little man. And you're obviously not making him enough baking because, God, look at him, he's gaunt. He's a skinny man, so we need to drop him off baking. So yeah, when she passed away, the baking's dried up because mum's not into baking.

His mum? Yeah, my nana. Oh, so I thought it was your mum. That's why I was like, oh, what a nice marriage. Oh, no. I didn't hear marriage. I didn't know. I said, oh, what a nice marriage.

I thought his wife was dropping him off baking. So now every time I go and see him, I like to take like a selection of treats. And that was just where I must have gone with those treats. Why don't you try to upstage your mum and Nan? Well, Nan is dead. These donuts are amazing. So it's hard to upstage a woman who lived her entire life serving the men in her life.

Yeah. It's more of an homage. Yeah. A nod. A nod to Nan. Yeah. All right, next one, the random internet banking roulette. Random and roulette

is kind of the same thing, isn't it? Yeah, it's alright. Stop. Oh, I didn't know about this one. Oh. Oh, is this a joint account? Yeah, this is our credit card.

Oh, okay. Here we go. Here we go. It seems... I saw your wife at Westfields once and it was weird because I'd gone after work

and then I saw her and I was like, I wonder if Vaughn knows she's here she just goes just drives me fucking insane she goes

I'm just going for a look today we're recording this obviously pre-summer she's like I'm just gonna

go for a look at Sylvia Park why did you tell people we're recording they think we're here live they think we're here every day Vaughn

oh for fuck they don't know us very well they think during our whole summer break that we come in every day to record a small podcast. To do a little 10 minutes. No. She said, I'm just going for a look at Sylvia Park.

Sylvia Park is fucking miles away from the house. 40 k's each way. It's so far away. It's not close to anyone or anything. Easy. It is close to the East. I'm just going for a look. It's close to the... I'm just going for a look. It's close to the Coca-Cola bottling plant, though.

Very close, actually. So I won't have you say it's close to the... I apologise. I won't have you saying that. It's very close to the Tip Top Factory. I was wrong in saying that, and I really hope you forgive me. 40 kilometres. 40 kilometres each way.

So 80 k's just to have a look. And a diesel, so I'm paying for... We're paying for it. Wow. Okay. Yeah, wow. Diesel and road user charges. So she can just go have a look.

And you know a look is an expensive thing. A look is also I'm going to get something because I'm a shopper as well and I don't like going shopping and not leaving with something. You've got to get a little something. A little treaty. Even if it's not the big thing. Yeah. I've got to get a little singlet or something.

But anyway, this is our joint credit card I'm looking at. And she must have caved to the children because it's like the Ashton Scholastic book fair. Oh my God. Books are good. Books are good. We're too poor to get the Ashton Scholastic. Yeah, we never got to go to Alaska either. Scholastic or Alaska.

When I went to Alaska, they had books there. Okay, last one for Vaughan. Internet banking roulette and... Stop! Southern Cross Pet Insurance. Oh yeah. Do you do monthly or yearly? Monthly.

You and I are the same, Hayley. We pay things for the year, right? Yes. Do you know the only thing I don't pay for by the year is my pet insurer. I'm with pet insurer. And we pay that, I think we pay it like weekly or something or monthly.

It's not expensive. Yeah, right. But you've got a lot more animals than me. Yeah, but... I've got a plastic bag cat. Yeah, a plastic bag, you get the plastic bag cat premium,

don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cheap as chips. You know that they want to die. Those fucking things last for years. Yeah. And if they die, they give it back to you in a place of bags.

Sort of like the circle of life situation. It's the circle of life. My turn, my turn, my turn. Do you insure your cows and stuff? No. No. Fuck them. Fuck them.

Stop. Air New Zealand, $40. Parking? Refund? I forgot to add a bag. Oh, you forgot to add a bag. Fuck that idiot. You forgot to add a bag?

That's a real Vaughan move. No, so I was like, this is for the, before I go away on holiday, going to see the family. I was like, I'm just going to go down. Daypack? Daypack. It's overnight. It's two nights. Yeah.

But the weather's been so shit, I want to do a hike. And I wasn't going to do a hike. Yes. So now I'm going to squeeze a hike in. And so you're putting in your boots and your jackets and your poles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My crampons. You've got your crampons and your poles.

I've got my crampons. I've got my snowmobile. Yeah, your tinfoil blanket. The lot. All of that. All right, where are you going? All right, where are you going? What is it?

The Iconic. Oh, my God. I said you had to read out the price. No, you don't. You did not say that. I fucking know exactly what this is. This was the girl's boots. I'm saying like it's bad but we girl math these boots for you

but Fletch has a small but effective wardrobe of clothes he wears. A small but effective. A small but effective but he was lacking in a pair of

kind of cool boots that you could dress up and dress down. Yeah, quality boots. Quality cool boots. Because my last boots actually lasted about eight years.

I do have docs. No, no, but classic docs. You don't wear them so often. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, okay, this is me. How much were they? We girl-mathed it.

We girl- They were expensive. They were, yeah. They are M's though. Yeah. The thing is, and we'll girl-math it again here and now,

they're a quality boot that's going to last for years and years and years and years. Thank you. If you bought 10 pairs of those over 10 years, who cares? Thank you. Okay.

Last one for me. I'm glad he did that. I'm so glad he bought those. Peer pressured. Right into it. Haka baka, haka baka, haka baka, haka baka, haka baka, haka baka. Yeah. Worldwide Travelers.

What's that? Is that what? Oh, I was going to say, is that what www stands for? Worldwide Travellers What's that? Is that what Oh I was going to say Is that what www stands for? Worldwide Travellers No it's just getting vaccines Oh what did you get vaccinated for? A lot of big vaccines for my travels

No I mean which ones? Yellow Fever Yellow And I got some Angus Cones Oh yeah Genghis Khan got some Mongolian BBQ Yeah

Yeah How long do they last? Interesting that a guy will get vaccines for travel Anti-biotics. Oh, yeah. Genghis Khan got some Mongolian barbecue. Yeah. Yeah. How long do they last? Interesting that a guy will get vaccines for travel when he was so anti-COVID. I cannot believe. That is a fucking lie. That you don't get vaccinated for COVID. Camped out on Parliament's front lawn, threw some cobbles at some cops. I've had all my boosters on to my third booster now.

I've had so many boosters. So many boosters. No, yellow fever, and then I've got pills. But how long do those last for? Because the only time I've ever travelled anywhere that required a vaccine was when I went to India in 2011. So some of them are different. Like yellow fever is for life now.

You only need one or two initially. One or two, I can't remember. That's for life. Like your M&Bs and all that. And then there's other things like cholera and then rabies. Rabies is for life, eh? We got our rabies shots together.

It's like luggage, yeah. Oh, you mean the vaccination, yeah. You guys had your tetanus shots? I don't know, but I was... Yeah, I think I'm more likely to have a tetanus. I got one when I... You don't want to get locked, Joel. No.

How do you know when you had your tetanus? Because I was walking on some rusty corrugated iron the other day. I got one as a result of standing on a nail. And they give had your tetanus? Because I was walking on some rusty corrugated iron the other day I got one as a result of standing on a nail And they give you a tetanus Did it go through you? Well, it penetrated the foot I don't have leathery feet like you

Jesus I also got an HIV test I've only been tested for HIV once, I think I've been tested for that too Because the dentist was in my mouth And then dropped the tool that was in my mouth and it hooked her on the arm and she bled. And if that happens, we had to both go get tested for HIV.

It was nice to know that I didn't have HIV. Your dentist dropped a thing on you? No, she dropped the hook thing onto herself. Oh my God. And she bled. So Hayley May have passed on So if I If she'd been in my mouth

Picking away And there was blood in there And then And then Because I don't floss Yeah No I floss a week before Because I never floss

Until the day before Yeah same They never know They don't know They're so dumb They can't tell They can't tell They're like do you floss everyday

And you're like yeah can't you tell And they're like They're like do do Well do Yeah well do Do God idiots Anyone could be a dentist They're like, do you floss every day? And you're like, yeah, can't you tell? And they're like, uh. They're like, duh, duh, well done. Yeah, well done. Duh. God, idiots. Anyone could be a dentist.

Jokes. Of course they can. Jokes. We love them. Honestly. And I do floss. I love my dentist. I floss, honestly, two days before.

Four times. Four times before I hit the appointment.