ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th July 2023

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss Parent-Teacher Interviews!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I have the yearly, I feel like it's only yearly, the annual parent-teacher interviews today. Right, so you go along and they're like, your kid is real Your kid sucks

Or your kid could try better Easily distracted Your kid could shut up Yeah, yeah, yeah, could concentrate Attention seeker spends too much time Entertaining people and not actually Paying attention to the lesson But now look at you, entertainer

Yeah, and I've done good at school anyway You've seen some things I've seen it, I've done good at school anyway. You've seen some things. I've seen it. I've done it. You've just been aiding things. Yeah, I aided that yesterday. You drunk that juice. Yeah.

But I wonder what it's like to be a parent of a really bad kid. Because we were like cheeky or a little bit naughty But I wasn't a bad kid But then what's it like for the teacher That has to tell parents that their kid's a shitbag Well one of my teachers Dean The dean of year 10 Told Lucy Revel's parents

That Lucy shouldn't hang out with me Because I'm a bad influence And did Lucy ditch you? Hell no. Helen Revel, who thought I was the shit and thought that her daughter was a little bit stiff and could have had a little hailey sprouting life, told my mum. And then my mum went and said, hey. Bitch.

Bitch. I don't appreciate you bad mouthing my daughter to other parents. Oh, wow. And she had to formally apologise to my family. And Lucy Revel is still one of my closest friends in life. Really? Yeah, man. The teen had to apologize?

Yeah. Because you can't do that. They hate that, eh, teachers and genes and such. She hated me. Oh, she would have. I was going to say, Shona Carstens, she hated me. Mrs. Carstens, she absolutely hated me. You know what?

Probably because she looked at you and she saw what she wished she could be. Outgoing. Yeah. Gorgeous. Popular. be. Outgoing. Yeah. Gorgeous. Popular. Pretty. Talented. Smart.

Absolutely. Beautiful fat tits. Oh, my God. The set of tits on this teenager. I tell you. Even in that year. I don't know. I was drunk.

I wanted to shock. Any bitty ways. I wanted to shock Hayley, but the minute it came out of my mouth, I'm like, no, she's going to run. She's going to run with that. She's going'm like, no, she's going to run. She's going to run with that. She's going to run with that. Yeah.

I had a lot going for me as a teen. Well, and then now, yeah, okay. So, yeah, but that's what I wanted. What would it be like if you went along and they were like, honestly, your child is about the worst I've ever experienced. They wouldn't say that. But I also feel like. But how do they sugarcoat it?

And why should they have to sugarcoat it? I feel like those kind of parents probably are the ones that turn up to parents. This is true. You know, sadly. You're one of Caden's parents making them at all. Yeah, Caden and Jaden. The boys, the twins, Caden and Jaden, they're assholes. Can't make it.

Yeah. Yeah. Can't make it. Oh, well, we can do it anytime you can. Nah, can't make it. We can work around your schedule. It's really important we talk about it. Before we can't make it.

Do they do like virtual parent? They just do virtual. I don't know. Because you get all like reports and stuff. There's no one to sit in the report anymore. That comes via an app. Oh, really? So you can't change it up? Okay. You weren't given your report. Hey,

here's a piece of paper that says you're not doing as well as you should. Now, if you could just give that straight to your parents, the people that will take that to heart more than anybody. If you could just do that, please. And you'd be like, fuck no. Now, what can be changed here? Yeah.

Being on report was terrible. See, we also were pre the days of Photoshop. Yeah. I think there would have been a sweet period in the early 2000s where they weren't emailing or sending home the reports in an app. But at the same time, it might have been digital so you could get it the old shippy-shoppy. God, that'd be a real shock for your parents if you photoshopped your report to be brilliant and then they went to parent teachers. They were just like, your kid's a shitbag.

Yeah. So what do you think of the reports that have been sent? Absolutely. Bloody whiz on Photoshop, that kid of yours. Yeah. They just couldn't do it. They can do anything in there. Oh, good luck.

I'm sure the girls will be angels. Oh, yeah. They are good. They're good kids. I've got nothing to worry about with them. But, well, for now, once they're 18, you know, like, I'm really excited for the next few years. It's going to be...

Why are you excited for it? I was kidding. You'll see me in more of a mental breakdown. When Vaughan brought August around over on the weekend, I was asking you'll see me in more of a mental breakdown it's gonna be brilliant when Vaughan brought August around over on the weekend I was asking I asked you do you want a top up

fletch yeah yeah Vaughan do you want a wine no no I'm all good Sade you want a wine yeah yeah yeah Augie you want a wine she was like

huh I was like no usually she would have said yes she'll change her tune she will change her tune I'm just gonna keep pushing the question

Aunty Hayley is a bad influence I'll pick her up I'll pick her up from town and dad won't even know