ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th July 2024

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Carwen's friend caught a flightSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod I believe Carwin's friend was And I think genuine friend or were you using friend as a secret friend? No, no, genuine friend Well who's his friend? We've never met them, do they exist?

They work at the coffee shop What? Are you friends with anybody? I'm not friends with a single person that doesn't work for this fine company. That's crazy. Yeah, we actually had to break off friendships. No, we didn't. She's a B-School friend, you know?

Okay. So she was impacted recently by that big, massive computer meltdown. Yeah, she was coming back from Europe. Must be nice. Must. It was. Those people, eh? Those people.

Oh, yeah, it was. It was, eh? That was me. God, it was nice. It was nice, yeah. Oh, my. It was. Those people, eh? Those people. Oh, yeah, it was. It was, eh? That was me. God, it was nice. It was nice, yeah. Oh, my God. Born it was nice, eh? Born it.

Fuck up! We're upset. We're upset. No, it did look nice. It did look nice. It was. But you were on all of the photos on social. Yeah, I am.

He photoshopped himself in. I believe he, yeah, convinced Shannon to pull a number on those. Yeah. Well, yeah, she was very impacted by that. Her, like, what, two-day trip back turned into a week-long trip back. Oh, my God. I'd have to stop off at, like, Thailand for a few days. Yeah, she was, like, stuck in Dubai for a couple of days.

Oh, Dubai's so fun. Yeah, but it was, like, she couldn't get the visa to actually, like, leave the hotel. Anyways, whatever. What do you mean you can get a literally walk out of the airport? They stamp your passport. Yeah, but it was like, she couldn't get the visa to actually leave the hotel. Anyways, whatever. What do you mean you can get a literally walk out of the airport, they stamp your passport? You just run away. Yeah, but she had some sort of visa that meant that she could be there in a year. Oh, I wasn't going to say that. She's like stacked with DUIs or something.

And one light murder. One light murder. But anyway, when she eventually got to the airport for her flight home, she was sat next to this guy who recognised her accent because I think she was sending us a Snapchat video. Be like, guys, I'm finally here. And he was like, oh, are you from New Zealand? And she said to us, I just did not want to talk to this man.

I just, I want to go home. I don't want to talk to this man. And he was a hottie. No, she's quite a hot boyfriend, to be fair. Oh, good for her. Yeah, she's taken a hot boyfriend yeah oh good for her um and she was like i have to be nice right and so he starts saying oh i'm gonna i'm moving to new zealand because she he was like you going home she's like yep what are you doing he said i'm moving to new zealand and she's like oh that's lovely like and she starts saying oh oh yeah, I'm like disappointed to be leaving the summer, the sun,

like da da da. He's like, what do you mean? She said, it's winter. Oh, does this fucking idiot not even know

how hemispheres work? Oh no. She said, it's winter. He said, what do you mean it's winter? Oh yeah, it's like,

we're literally in the depths of it. That's not being that dumb, eh? Wait, did he think that he was just coming to summer? I don't know,

we're at the bottom of the world. Yeah, so he wasn't aware that it was winter so he was like, oh, I i'm gonna have to do some shopping because i don't have any clothes he's gonna be amazing the water goes down the plug the different way no oh my god it's gonna blow his mind i will say i've done this once before i went to india in january and i remember being like when you think of india you think of big, hot, bustling heat.

And when I got there, I was like, it's fucking freezing. Everyone was like, yeah, my dude, this is called winter. And were you like, where's all the butter chicken? And I was like, where's my creamy, milky, creamy, buttery butter chicken? What part of India? Did you go to the north or the south? Delhi. Right, so more north.

Yeah. It was freezing. Like, literally freezing. And I had one jumper. So I was a little bit of a dumbed up. Did you not Google, like, Google lots of weather in Delhi? No, I just didn't. I was just like, India's hot, eh?

Food and weather. Famous stuff. I've seen so many videos of India. Yeah. Always hot. Always hot. Always hot. Even in the snowy mountain areas.

Right at the top. You know those really big snowy mountains that kind of give birth to the river Ganges. I thought the snow was sort of just for decoration. Right. But actually it was hot. So what, this guy's on a plane to move to New Zealand. And he looked it up. Right.

But then also she was like, so she'd sent that to us in a Snapchat telling us this, we were cracking up. Then comes through a picture of a man with his hands and his heads on his lap. Like in like pure frustration or just disappointment and she goes oh no he he didn't realize that we're in a bad economic state oh the worst i believe the entire world yeah yeah economic state yeah we are like becoming almost well known for how expensive it is where was he from i think she said like like Portugal or something. Oh, hot, but dumb. Hot, but dumb. Thank God.

He's allowed. Thank God he's got something. I mean, at least the euro, if he's got some savings, it'll go far here. Yeah, true. You know, like he's doubled his money just turning up. Just turning up, I know. But then, you know, go to the supermarket. But then everything's double the price.

Yeah. Yeah, she was like, oh, I'm going to miss all these, like, nice meals that are, like, not that expensive. And he was like, what do you mean? Well, if you run into a hot, dumb man from Portugal and he's cold. He needs a sweet shit. And some money. And a feed.