ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th July 2026

Episode Date: July 25, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... one of us had a moment in a shared spa...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pond. Now, yeah, we get it. You went to Queensland. Oh, God. I was going to say, now that all the super exciting European stories have been told, well, they actually haven't Fletch, you're going to do that? You can tell them what you tell me.

By the way, oh, whatever. I'm not going to say, but I will say, when you told me this story that you don't want to tell on a pod, that's how bad it is. We were in a cafe and you weren't talking quietly. There was a couple of people behind you that were just like, what the fuck? People don't listen when you're at a table in a cafe. They do win the words. They do win the words.

I wouldn't say those words. Don't say any of the words. That word wasn't said. You're making up words now, are you? Sensory deprivation. Oh, you're full of shit. He's just bullshitting now. Me?

Those words were sent. I was the one who was like, tell him. Tell him. Yeah. And he's like, tell him the whole thing. We don't keep secrets. So this one's not nearly as exciting, but I had one of those moments in a shared accommodation spa

where you just hear... Okay. I'm sorry. Point fingers? You're the one going to be shared spas. No. I was just some teenage boys. Oh, no.

Definitely. It was one of those ones where we were in the spa and they arrived and you think, if I was a teenage boy and arrived, you'd be like, oh, we'll just come back later. But they were like, oh, is there room for us? And I was like, how big was a spa? Oh, I was quite big.

It was bigger than Haley. like it was bigger than mine. Did you do not have a combination? It was spars shame me. I'm sorry, I've got a six to eight person. Yeah, this would more like...

That houses four comfortably. It was beside the big pole and it was like the same vibe a bit smaller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were like, room for us? And I was like, yeah, and they jumped on and they sat at one in and we sat at the other.

But oh my God, it was a timely reminder of what like fucking ratbags teenage boys are. Oh, the pets. Were they talking about their high jinx? No, no, no. They were from somewhere in New Zealand and they said they drove up.

Oh, right. So I'm thinking you're denied an invas. Invercargo. Giving invas. They were talking about, they were up to some hijinks. They talked about their hijinks on the drive up. And then they were talking about the girls they were into. Oh, yeah.

Like, I don't know who Sarah is. That definitely aren't into them. Oh, Sarah. Sarah. Sarah's hot. Sarah's hot. I thought that name was extinct now from. I think we're getting cyclical again.

Now, one of them I overheard, and I thought this was a very interesting. He was propositioned by a female of the same age of him, but she didn't want to sleep with him because he was a virgin. She didn't want to sleep with him because he was a virgin. But maybe she's a virgin and she needed someone who could maybe... Was it? No, apparently she wasn't. Oh, right.

Was she a hila? I don't think she was a hala. But she was like, and he was, I tell you what, he let down his toxic masculine walls there. Yeah, I just been really building up for the conversation prior and let his good friends know that his feelings were quite hurt. Hang on, I've just forgotten that you're in the spa with them. I'm in the spa.

They're having this chat. And I'm not saying much. I'm like relaxing. I'm surprised you didn't insert yourself into the conversation as a wider elder. May I offer some advice? Yeah. I don't know if the young guys with like the six packs and the board shorts were going to look at the bald guy sweating profusely with foggy glasses and his gym shorts because he forgot tugs being like, hey, have you guys need any, uh, need any tips?

But then, you know, girlfriend was sitting beside me. So I can be like, you know, judge a man not on how he looks, but judge a man on his results. Yeah, he'll look at you and be like, oh, fuck the fuck's going on here. Is this your daughter? Did you have her real young? I'm like, excuse you. With a beautiful brown woman? Like, what the hell?

You.