ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th May 2023

Episode Date: May 25, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley spills the beans on her dream last night!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, I had the most, I'm going to say it, prepare for a swear word, fucked up dream last night. I did too, I was on a motorcycle and you know I'm very scared of motorcycles. I can't remember what I dreamed about last night

You know some dreams are just a you know you dream but they just sort of disappear and then some of them are so vivid This one I don't know how I dropped into it but I just remember one moment and I was with a dear friend and they had like a kind of mutated kitten

like a cat baby thing. And it had all these jagged teeth with big gaps in it. And it was like, because it had really sore mouth. Okay. And then for some reason, did I give it to it or did it grab it? But I had this dildo that had three large flat prongs right trident i'm wondering if it's jason mamoa related oh yeah it could be a three prong dildo yeah it was where does the third prong go it was like this it was like a w but they were all three pronged so So, like, no idea. Well, it sounds like there's room for a guest on the end one.

Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe. Yeah, all aboard. It's cool. Maybe all aboard.

Yeah, sure. Be all aboard. Yeah. Or maybe the man just gets a gooch tickle. Maybe. Like, just a little massage on the gooch. That could be quite nice. That could be nice.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind a little gooch tickle. Anyway, so this cat monster hybrid thing picked it up, or maybe I had it in my hand, and was like gnawing on it, and it was going like... Well, no wonder its teeth were fucked. It was trying to chew a dilly. No, but it was like sweet relief for it, and it was like... Right. Because it was like massaging the mouth. What does it mean? What does that dream mean?

Wow. I mean, you told me to prepare and I still, I did and then I wasn't. I mean, maybe you're quite busy with Bake Off. Maybe you've got some needs that need to be met. Maybe I've got some needs that need to be met. Maybe I'm missing my cat. Yeah yeah maybe my teeth need some attention those could be any three of those yeah yeah it was so bizarre but so real and normal and i said to my friend that's right was

gnawing on the middle bit and was like like it was getting some sweet relief and she was like oh my god this is so great and i was like don't worry it's clean and then in. And she was like, oh, my God, this is so great. And I was like, don't worry, it's clean. And then in my head, I was like, is it? Is it? Is it? What was? I'm seeing a business opportunity here. Yeah, maybe you've invented the new.

The three pronged dildo. Yeah, this is the new Satisfyer Pro. What did we call it? Room for all. All aboard. All aboard. All aboard. And we could kind of dress up as sexy captains. Yeah.

To sell it. To sell it, yeah. Oh, stink. There's a three-headed dildo on AliExpress. It's there. Oh, of course. I bet it's $2. Wow, it was kind of not all totally different to how I imagined the all aboard.

Oh, no, I imagined the all aboard way different. Did you? Yeah. How do I show you? Just hold it up to the camera. The secret choice of lesbian, lesbian. You know, like AliExpress was just fucked up captions. No, that's not it at all.

Oh, I have to apologize. Yeah, no, I wouldn't. It was like this. Yeah, it's like a W. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, totally wild dream

But I just felt I felt really proud That I'd given the cat some relief You know That poor cat Yeah God, now I've googled Three pronged dildo

And I really I'm full of such regret Well at least you're on the Airbnb wifi Not work wifi I googled I googled Trident dildo On the work Wi-Fi.

Yeah. And it let you. Well, I want AliExpress, which I didn't know. But now I'm worried about what my upcoming AliExpress targeted advertising is going to be. I think you've found a porn loophole at work. Wholesale. I don't think. AliExpress.

I don't need to at work. If I couldn't hold off while I'm at work, I'm here four hours max a day. I know. You've got a problem. If I couldn't hold off while I'm at work I'm here four hours max a day I know You've got a problem If I couldn't hold off for that long There would be a problem