ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th May 2024

Episode Date: May 25, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Recently Billie Eilish released a new song, "Lunch" - Someone had a question regarding the lyrics...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and I will give just a little warning here ahead of this Little Bit of Pod that the following Little Bit of Pod will discuss some lyrics from the new Billie Eilish song, Lunch. Lunch. It's all about sandwiches.

Lunch. No. I can play it in the background here for you if you would like that, sir. Actually not. It's about... Lesbian lingus. Lesbian lingus, which is how lesbians talk to each other. I mean, listen to this.

I could eat that girl for lunch, yeah. I should know where she dances on your tongue. Yeah, dances on my tongue, tastes like she might be the one. I could never get enough. Well, because she came out recently and was like, I've been in love with women since I could think. So she's on the bisexual spectrum. She's catching up on lost time.

Yeah, and now she's heading downtown. Well, last night at our house, I was sitting at the computer area. I could only see Sade. I didn't know the kids were in the kitchen. Yeah. And this song came on and I said to Sade, have you listened to the lyrics of this song? Baby, I think you were made for me. Yeah.

It's very provocative. Yes. It's called Lunch. Here we go. It's so sweet. It's so sweet. Yeah. It's all going. Now, I said, have you heard the lyrics to the song?

And she said, kind of. I said, oh, my God, it's so full on. And that's when I hear two other little voices go, what do you mean? What's it about? And I'm like, it's like Daughters of the Night. Kids in the car. Kids in the car. Kids in the kitchen.

Kids in the car. Kids in the kitchen. Do you think they even know the concept of a lingus? It's not something we've discussed. Look how shocked Shannon and Carmen were. We're very open, though. We've talked all about, like, you know, the birds and the bees. We've had the period talk.

Some birds love other birds and some bees love other bees. They've been around gays since they were born. But you don't talk about acts, though. Gay one, gays. You don't talk about acts. No. Acts gays. You don't talk about acts. No. Acts, so you talk about, like, in general. Expression.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, so haven't, no, haven't been asked nor touched on that side of things. Yeah, someone will tell them one day. But then August was like, yeah, what is it about? And Indy rewound it and started from the start. Listen, the first little bit is like, she's going to eat someone. Is that right? Is that right? My God. And she was like, is that right is like she's gonna eat someone oh is that right is that right my god

and she was like is that right she's gonna eat someone I was just like yeah I suppose so oh so and Shanna was like I don't know if that's worse

than what it's actually about she now believes that Billie Eilish is a cannibal right okay so she's gonna what slow cook her lover

I think that might be the one the way she dances on your tongue yeah delicious pan fried stir fried you know you were eating going to what slow cook her lover I think that might be the one the way she dances on your tongue yeah delicious pan fried stir fried you know you were eating the

with a little bit of satay sauce we like to introduce them to all sorts of different foods yeah so they probably think that it's

sort of a restaurant review of sorts there's going to be this cannibalism time 10 years from now where you're now

what should be early 20s it's going to be like oh my god remember that time I thought that Billie Eilish song was about her

eating another human there's songs like this from our childhood like Grease came out before I was born but as a kid the Grease Megamix

was on and the chicks were creaming it's a pussy wagon he says it's a pussy wagon it's a real pussy wagon Grease lightning

I had no idea make him cream it's Grease lightning. I had no idea. Make them cream. It's grease lightning. How did that get away? In the 80s or 70s. Tell me more. It's all filth.

Tell me more. Where's grease lightning? Here, I'm going to pull up a bit of grease lightning. Okay. It's automatic. It's systematic. It's grease lightning. Four barrels and a fuel injection cut off. The panties will hit the floor.

Why is it so quiet? Turn it up, sweetie. Why is it as loud as it'll go? This is so embarrassing. Not hot, it's just so embarrassing. Fletch had the wrong fader up. Fletch had the wrong fader up. I saw that.

You're eating a lot of shit when you get in lots of tip. Listen, listen, listen. The chicks are cream That is unbelievable I never knew it said that Yeah Here we go The pussy wagon Here we go

You know I ain't bragging She's a real pussy wagon That John Travolta Yeah John Revolting is what I'll call him now John Revolta Here's an article Grease is is what I'll call him now. John Revolta. Here's an article. Grease is a movie we should have never watched as kids.

No. Yeah. Had no idea. No idea. But then there's lots of songs from like the 80s and stuff that you just like happily sung along with as a kid. Yeah, yeah. And it was like perhaps a little filthy.

Had no idea of the filth. Yeah. Yeah. Filthiest, I'm going filthiest songs kids sing along to. Because it wasn't swear words. We knew the swear

words, right? You want my kids to sing what? Britney Spears. Oh, yeah. Toxic. I don't know. There's a VH1.

They did a list of the top 20 most inappropriate songs that your kids all sung along to. Okay. I'm Real was a Jennifer Lopez song all about having sex, but it was like a major hit with kids.

Yeah. Lady Gaga's Paparazzi is a song about being a stalker. Yeah. Britney Spears' song is talking about being addicted to a guy that's a bad boy and he's going to ruin her life. Yeah. Britney Spears' Oops I Did It Again. Ooh, Peter D. Ooh. Yeah. Britney Spears, oops, I did it again. Ooh, Peter D.

Ooh. Yeah. Kanye West, Heartless is about a relationship that ended because both people in it cheated on each other. Adele, Someone Like You is about intense heartbreak and being crushed by the one you could trust more than anyone. Christina Aguilera, Come On Over. It's about a booty call. Yeah, it is. Yeah.

Yeah, come on over. Come on over, baby. If you could forward this list onto me, this would be fantastic for me to take to church on Sunday. To preach to the brothers. Well, just so I could warn everybody about these songs. They may not know. I think that's a really good idea.

Are you talking about your family first church meeting with Gareth Garfield-Pricker? Yeah. Yeah. The one and only. LFMAO Party Rock Anthem was all about getting drunk and high. Yep. Kylie Rae Jepsen Call Me Maybe is about getting a stranger's number and maybe calling them because they're a stranger.

Stranger danger. Stranger danger. Oh, you've got to have a one-night stand every now and then. That's absolutely the light end of songs with terrible lyrics. Check the lyrics because heck. Heck. You just don't know. It's everywhere.

We're under fire, guys. We are. Smut everywhere. Sm're under fire, guys. We are. Smut everywhere. Smut is on the rise. Should we put it, should we do some thoughts and prayers? Couple of quick Ts and Ps. Dear Jesus, please protect us from all of the smut everywhere. It's unavoidable and it's poisoning our kids' ears.

Dear Jesus, if someone needs to take all the smut, I'll do it. Please, Jesus, funnel all the smut and naughtiness our way. Send all the links and naughtiness to P all the smart. I'll do it. Please, Jesus. Funnel all the smart and naughtiness our way. Send all the links and naughtiness to Vaughan Smith. We will absorb it all and protect the rest of the world. To Vaughan Smith, care of ZM Network, to Graham Street. All the porn. All the smart. I'll take care of it.

I'll burn it, I promise. Amen. Amen. Nudge, nudge, fingers crossed.