ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th May 2026

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... one of you acted as lost and found for our wee FletchySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and guys had an absolute mere yesterday. Oh no, what happened? Daly. Lost my wallet. Oh my God. Oh my God. I was thinking the other day I barely bring my wallet out anymore.

And mine's quite, mine's like a big lady wallet. That's the thing. I hardly ever use it. Like once we get our driver's licenses on our phones. Yeah, man. I didn't even think old. Sometimes though paywave will be like insert card, are you real? But you could just have a tiny little sleeve on your phone.

For your ID and your thingy. Because my, even all your membership cards, they're like, do you have your farmer's club card? They're all on my phone. You can just give your phone number. You just give your phone number. You don't need them. I know when I see people with big wallets and always like, and I've got a slim wallet. This is slim.

Look at this. And you know what? I think that's the problem because I was wearing my tiny little gym short. You're a little gym shorts. You're a little gym shorts. And inside my point... What is the size of this thing? Yeah, see, that's ginormous, Haley.

I know. You're not... But then you're taking a handbag, you're never going to lose that. Look at all that. Yep. I don't need that. Oh, she's got a liquid laundromats card. Did you see New Zealand's bringing in it?

Yeah, that's got 50 bucks on it, by the way. Okay. What? That's got 50 bucks on it. Can you pre-liner? Yeah, she loves a laundromat. Oh, that's pretty rad. Sometimes we need to do this.

I love it. Yeah. Did you see New Zealand's launching a... an idea, digital ID, not driver's license, but like a digital identification for people to prove that they're 18 to go to the clubs. To the clubs. Oh, that will be nice. We'll obviously need to download that.

We'll just screenshot our sisters. We're constantly. Because she's older than me. I'll screenshot my brother so we look more similar. So this slim wallet in my slutty gym shorts, inside my slutty gym shorts, is another pocket. There's a pocket inside the pocket. I don't know why it's there. And sometimes...

Keys, maybe, yeah. But sometimes when I put things in my pocket, it doesn't go all the way in it, because it's half in that little pocket inside the pocket. Yeah, right. And so I drop my wallet in the car park of Riscoes. Who, by the way, having a sale. Oh, what were you...

Oh, shut up. I was getting glasses. Yeah, they were having a sale. Are they? Yeah, one of the rare occasions... This must be the one time this year. The one time this year they're having a sale. And boxing day.

boxing day so I went in uh and anyway so and I drove across town and I'm like get out of the car and I'm like why I had a car did you hire a little car yeah high you know I hired you little city hop the little city yeah yeah um which I find very stressful because you've got to book like a time to use them like I have never you book an hour or two hours so you're always rushing because you're like I've got to get the car back I've got to do everything in this two hours what happens if you go over your time um well as someone else has booked it it's their car or you can just extend it. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. So I go across town and I get out of the car. I was like, where's my wallet? And I look on my app. Oh, you've got a key tag. Yeah, but that apparently needed recharging. So my wallet said it was at work three weeks ago. Oh, no.

So I was like, oh, fuck, what am I going to do? Yeah. And that's when somebody texted ZM saying, I found your wallet in the car park. We've got the best listeners. And they handed it into briskos. And Brooke emailed me. She emailed. She didn't call.

She didn't text her call. She emailed. Like a formal email. Like on the work email? On the work email. Well, I wouldn't have seen that until work hours. Yeah, no. I think it's nice to keep a sense of professionalism between breakfast and drive and day.

You know, go out of bounds and you text me personally out of hours. Yeah. Gotcha. So it was very lovely. So how nice. That is so nice. Could have had an absolute field day on the Amex credit card there if they'd stolen that. But just losing your wallet.

much admin. But these days it won't be. Do you know what? I'm going to get rid of all of this and get rid of my wallet. Because that's a membership. I've upgraded from that. That's on my phone. That you give your phone number.

I can't know. I've got too many tattoos. I've got an app called... Flybys. They don't even exist anymore. Well, no, you get rid of that. You need to slim down your wallet. The, um, what's the app that I use?

This guy telling a woman she used to slim down. Your wallet. I said your wallet. Yeah, but for a while... No, there's an app. It just lingered. It really lingered. There's an app called barcodes.

And I put in all my memberships and you can swipe your phone or your watch. It's amazing. I'm going to do that. And then you don't have a fat wallet. I might do a little. Sorry. Fat now. I said your wallet.

Slim down. You're fat. Slim down. If we just clip those up, actually. Slim down and you're fat. I don't even think you need to clip it. You just need to take wallet off the end. Yeah.

He said it all in one sentence. Wow, what a prick.