ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th November 2024

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

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Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and just a reminder, shoutouts for our Christmas cocktail special closed December 4 at zmonline.com

slash cocktail special to register yours or if you're in New Zealand, just text cocktail special one word to 9696 Some ding dong, submitting one on December 5th and then listening to the podcast special back being like, waiting for their shoutout Absolute ding dong, in fact we should make the links not work then

So ding dongs can't do it. They should click on the link and we'll be like, what are you, some kind of ding dong with rocks in your head? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing. They go, so much ding dong. Page can't load ding dong. Or you want them to actually fill it out and then it's safe.

Oh, yes, fill it out and then you click on it. Didn't you read the T's and C's? Ding dong. Ding dong. We just wasted your time, ding dong. Yeah, nice. I feel like I've been bullied into doing renovations. Fuck off.

You mentioned it. You brought it up. I thought, because when I stayed at your've been bullied into doing renovations. Fuck off. You mentioned it. You brought it up. I thought, because when I stayed at your house a few weeks ago before my testicular ultrasound, in which if you missed, fantastic testicular. What were the balls? Big Hunter James wash-o sheets that I slept in. Yeah.

Or did you just make the bed? Okay, because that could be an issue for you, Hayley. You're next to sleep in that spare bed. That's okay. Did you sleep one night in it? I showered before bed. That's okay. Did you sleep one night in it? I showered before bed. That's fine. And I slept one night in it.

Because I wash my pants and shoes everywhere. That's fine. How I like it. Fine. Okay, because I... But then I made the bed over it. Okay, because... You'll be dry by the time I'm there.

It's fine. You'll be ready to just be able to shake it off. Jesus Christ. Okay, maybe I will wash the sheets. No. Please. I'll do it. Please.

And I wasn't sweaty. I wasn't a sweaty sleeper. Because I was like, you're the next person. I will wash the sheets. No. Please. I'll do it. Please. And I wasn't sweaty. I wasn't a sweaty sleeper. Because I was like, you're the next person. I was like, ah, okay, I'll do it after you. No, no, no. We're good. We're good. So when I was there, I said to James, I'm like, this Monstera is out of control.

Oh my God, I know. Your Monstera is a Monstera. I keep standing on it. And it's getting in the way of subtitles on the TV because it's ginormous. But it's cool. It's amazing. Because it's so big. So I said to James, we should build a shelf in the opposite corner and on the TV because it's ginormous. But it's cool. It's amazing. So I said to James we should build a shelf

in the opposite corner and put it up there. Too heavy. So it would no it would be a monster on the ground they go up. I like to think

it could go up. I've got the solution because I've got a grey cement pot and you know that our house is a grey free house. So it doesn't exist. Not mine.

Not yours. It's a grey friendly house. Perfect size. Used to have our big monster. And I'll bring a bunch of stakes. We'll tether her up. We'll repot. It's going to be great.

And then I said, oh, no, I want to do something else with that corner. And then all of a sudden. No, you said you wanted to put a desk in there. I said, you're talking a custom made desk. And you then said about. Skirting boards. Skirting boards. I said, what do you mean?

You've got skirting boards. And you're like, no, I want to drop the floor. Well, that excited me greatly. Because now we're talking demolition. Because there's this up there's this raised up but you step up to get to the couch and stuff

and I want to get rid of all that and you guys are like we can come around we can do a thing and a thing Vaughn's eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas I've got sledgehammers

we're going to need to lift the carpet so I'm going to bring the carpet knife and just and when you go off the claws yeah that's nice and we roll it up we'll chuck that in the big lift and claws Yeah that's nice And we roll it up We'll chuck that

In the big lift And then Hayley's like Then we can drink We can make cocktails No Vaughn said We'll be hitting the bar cart And I was just on board The bar cart's just there

And we're sledgehammering up What I'm imagining Is four by two under there That framing Six by two would've been An overkill It wouldn't be concrete No no no

It definitely wouldn't be concrete It's wood and framing On top of the concrete Four by two framing. Yeah. That'll be so much fun, just smashing it up. Bring a chainsaw to get through the bits that, you know, when we need a little leverage.

Yeah. And what's under there? Fuck, that's the most exciting part. Because surely when they built the platform, they put a little newspaper under there the day they did it. Because I've been sprinkling little, oh, did I tell you I buried a message in a bottle? No.

Yeah, and we're building this patio. We built this kind of box around it. And I was like, before we do the concrete, I'm going to bury a small message in a bottle? No. Yeah, and we're building this patio. We built this kind of box around it. And I was like, before we do the concrete, I'm going to bury a small message in a bottle. What does it say? I just sort of wrote just some words and some signs of the times and about the house a little bit. They're going to open this bottle in like 322 BC

and it's going to say just some words and some thoughts. No, no, no, it's funny. I'm very charming and funny. And I rolled it up into this little bottle and I corked it and I put it under. We're going to put concrete over it. How fun. That's fun. What a treat.

And there's treats in the walls and stuff. We should definitely leave a little treat. Like muesli bars. Yeah, yeah, chocolates. Just some chocolate. White, dusty. Last forever. Yeah, tinned peaches and baked beans and shit.

Well, I mean, standby. Maybe 2025 could be the year of the demolition working bee at my house. No, this is going to be so much fun. It's going to be great fun. Because Vaughan's got a hell of a lot of tools, and the jobs at your house are getting fewer and fewer. We're the same situation, Aaron and I. Our house is nearly finished.

We've got all these tools, crowbars, renovators, those saws that go... Recycling store. Saw. Saw. You just cut shit down. They cut through nails and shit. Okay.

We're going to need to get a skip, but how do you get a skip in the CBD? Well, it'd be a trailer. We have to go to the tip, I think. We have to get a big trailer. That must be how construction companies do it. Isn't there construction going on around here? When you get this demolition going, why is that construction going on? I think you have to pay for the car park that you use

while it's there. You have to pay the council. You can almost smash it all down and make a pile and then have an agreement with a tip company to come in and get it. No, no, just a car and then you just be running it. This is all logistics. You can be as many people as you can

running arm loads, arm loads, arm loads down it. Great workout. Logistics for another time. Once that's all cut up, we loads down a bit. Great workout. Logistics for another time. Yeah, but once that's all cut up, we're going to be a bit pissed. That's the problem with the bar cart. As we're going to have this pile, it's all going to be done. And they'll be like, oh, now I've got to run this up and down the stairs now. You reckon just burn it where it is.

Burn it in the middle of the apartment. He's got a high start. High start. What's that, four metres? Piece of cake. Yeah. Piece of cake and a sprinkler system. You're paying for all this, by the way.

You don't have to pay for our labour. That's fine. It's a labour of love. Okay. It's a labour of love. Labour of cake. Yeah. Piece of cake and a sprinkler system. You're paying for all this, by the way. You don't have to pay for our labor. That's fine. It's a labor of love. Okay. It's a labor of love. Labor of love. I will drink my fee from the car. Okay, good.

Certainly. Fee-er.