ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -26th November, 2025

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon has set herself a left-field goal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of POD. I believe Shannon is trying to join me on the good side of life, the left-handed side. But why are you, you're naturally right-handed? Yes. Why trying to be left-out? I'll tell you, it's not, it's a burden. Well, I'm trying to learn both.

Like, I'm not going to try forget right-handed. And be sexual. Yeah, that's when you're into both, isn't it? It's a dextrosexual. Yeah, yeah. No, I just want to be stronger in my left hand So every day I'm doing little tasks Because I've picked up a new craft

What is it? It's called half stitch It's like cross stitch but halfway So you just do one angle Yeah, but not cross It's just dashes It's just dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash Yeah so I've been half stitching

And basically you go in And then I have figured out It would be a lot more efficient If I could left hand out Right hand in and go like Kind of moving around But my left hand is useless man I'm like Shannon go for that square

And it's like womp I think lots of people because I find my right hand is pretty good because the world's made for right hand. So as a lefty I had to adapt. I had to adapt. And actually overcome some pretty Yeah. Are you

okay? It was just, you know, we all have our things. I'm terrible with my left. Yeah, whereas nothing is made for left hand so it would be weak. Yeah, so I've been like trying to practice writing and stuff. I'm just trying to like teach her how to go. I try using a knife. Yeah, well yeah, I'm female.

Yeah. And my hand is. Yeah, that's weird. I'm going to say mine, not, yeah, my. No, I always say her about my body parts. I'm like, she's sore. Yeah, me too, actually. Yeah. She likes that.

Yeah. I'll say that. Yeah, yeah. She responds well to that. Yeah. And so my hand, she's not doing great. So I'm like trying to learn how to write. But like Shannon, I go to write my name quite hard.

Like the S into an age is just like too much. Yeah. It looks like a five-year-old. Is it actually possible to learn to be as good as you are? on the other side. At this age? At this age, you're like, I know people are anti-dexterous, like you guys.

What practice? Well, Brendan's been trying to take my partner because with cards, so I've been learning how to shuffle one-handed with both hands. That's hard. If I saw a chick do that, I think that's very hard. Oh my God, do you want me to show you?

Yes, yes, yes, come in. This could confuse me though in the workplace because we are workmates. I've got my boyfriend's branded cards on me at all times. Wait, your magician boyfriend has branded cards, like the Inter-Ilander. Of course. Amazing.

It's all his, his, um, stuff they signed it he signed it for me oh my god cute so so she can make some money off of them it's lovely how much this turns her on you know and that's what matters and that's what matters it's not about us I'm nervous I'm going to screw it up

but this is a one-handed cut so I go like this oh I'm going to screw it up we can't see through the computers can you come in okay can you stand up just stand up just stand up yeah oh what a great idea yeah crazy oh this is nerve wracking now just then when you went to stand up did you have to sit your legs Come on, girls. Yeah.

So you cut it in half and then, oh, no, no. No, you're just under pressure. I'm under pressure. Is it hard with nails, though, to do that? They're short. My nails. Oh, yeah, okay. Dex cart.

Yeah, I can cut it. That's not going to get you kicked out of a casino, though. Okay. All the cards are. We score that pick up 52. Yeah, great game. Great game in my house. But that's what I mean.

I'm on this journey. So you're practicing that. that's your left hand, you're doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm better at magic right-handed. Well, if you want any, I've got some left-handed scissors at home. Okay. You could practice cutting with those, but they're fabric scissors, so you can't be using those on paper.

Well, no, I just bought some new sewing scissors, and I also bought embroidery scissors. Are you allowed to use them? Does mum yell at you if you use them for cutting paper? I cut it, I found a split end on my hair, and I was like, is this allowed? Like, I debated. It's kind of a fabric, it's a human fabric here, isn't it?

And then I was like, I'm going to do it, and I did it and I felt guilt. I was like, shit and they are so exorcist. That is a grained trauma. Yeah, was there some kind of class where mum's had to like learn how to yellow their kids for using the good scissors?

Because everyone has this. Yeah. Yeah, we all knew it. Or were they just so expensive in the 80s and 90s that moms are expensive. And to get them sharpened is a lot. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah.

Dad would probably do that with the knife thing and bloody wear it down so the scissors didn't even touch anymore. Oh, yeah, they're all. It's probably dad's fault. Yeah, actually. He was an aggressive sharpener. We're blaming dad?

We're blaming dad. Fuck you, dad. Jesus.