ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th October 2023

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's got the goods for Fletch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now last night, long time listeners to the show will know that over the years I have provided Hayley Jane Sproul with a lot of Hydra Cortisone Cream. Yeah, I'm always a rashy. I get rashy, man. Because a long time ago, I had a prescription.

Prescription. Prescription. Prescription. Pre-scription? Yeah, it's before the scription. Yeah. So it's a pre-scription. I had a pre-scription for a lot of it, and it just sat in a drawer.

And then you get quite rashy. I had a back of the thigh rash, and we were going out, and I was like, hon, and you gave me some expired cream and cleaned it up. And then just at the weekend I was cleaning out that drawer you know where you put all the prescriptions and the pills and ointments and plasters and shit. And I had a lot of tubes of hydrocortisone and

they were expired by like six months so I was like I don't need these I'm chucking them out. Gross. Hayley's good she's got her cream. She's got her own stuff. And then yesterday I took my watch off and it was itchy And I was like I've got a rash Look Vaughn

Oh no He's basically dying That's where my watch goes That's where my watch goes Do you want to do the eulogy Vaughn or should I do it I could die You sing Sarah McLachlan

Angels In the arms of the angel Okay I'm actually He was a grumpy old prick I was wanting some nice things Scabby Scabby He was a grumpy old prick Oh I was wanting some nice things Scabby Scabby He was a scabby old bastard

He died of a rash Scabby old prick It's from sweating under your Apple watch Yeah So what I've done is You don't want flesh eating bacteria getting in there Well you know So I've put my watch on my other hand

And it's fucking weird Oh yeah I'm a right hand guy I'm a right hand guy And it is weird going to left Cause no but I wear it on my left Because I'm right handed But see you're left handed You wear it on the right You should I'm a right hand guy and it is weird going to left. But I wear it on my left because I'm right handed. But see, you're left handed, you wear it on the right. I'm right handed and I wear it on my right.

Do you know Vaughan's ambidextrous? I'm ambidextrous too. Not for everything. Not for writing but for everything. Do you mix it up when you're predominantly on the right? Even though you're left handed? Yeah. Me too, predominantly left handed even though I'm right. So weird, eh? And if I try off the left, I'm like, what's up?

Do you think that's purely just like the first way you ever play with yourself is from henceforth out how you play with yourself? I don't know. It just feels the right way. Mix it up, guys. Mix it up. You mix it up. It feels like a stranger's doing it if you do it with the other hand.

Mix it up. No, yeah, because it's all uncle. What about both? Yeah, okay. But anyway, this bitch bitch she brings in so and i do appreciate you bringing this that's exactly how i appreciate that's exactly how i pre-word any appreciation you know the oh this bitch my mother what a woman what a woman raise me to the man i am this bitch i messaged you last night i'm like can you bring in some hydrocortisone cream?

I get it in. And you know you have to squint to get the expiry date. Oh, shit. How old is it? 21. April 21. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This isn't going to fucking work.

Do you? It's not going to work. I've got like five tubes of these, and I just grabbed one of them. So this will be one of the oldest ones. I'll bring you a new one, hon. No, I'll just buy it. No, fuck. Take this.

It's fine. You can buy that at the pharmacy. You can use this. I thought that you a new one, Hon. No, I'll just buy it. No, take this. It's fine. You can buy that at the pharmacy. You can use this. I thought that you needed a pre-scription. Hon, this is October 18. No, look at the other side. As in 2008? The top.

It expires April the 20, year 21. Oh, you can use it. Also, he said it was a manky tube. I actually gave it a bit of a wipe before I gave it to him. Because the ointment of the hydrocortisone Really collects like bag crumbs And often you'll unscrew it And it'll be all this like dust

Go into a handbag It's a loose tobacco leaves and god knows what else Do you know Hayley's got a Secret compartment where she keeps a pack of ciggies Disgusting What this bitch I was about to ask what brand But I don't even want to know Hayley's got a secret compartment where she keeps a pack of ciggies. Disgusting. What? This bitch.

I was about to ask what brand, but I don't even want to know. No, minty menthol. Yeah, minty bees. Minty old to avoid a minty bee. If ever I'm having a little bit on the cusp of a minty bee and I'm having a cup, fuck you. I'm allowed to do what I want. Smoke some chewing gum. Yeah, smoke a bit of cheddar.