ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th October 2024

Episode Date: October 27, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. We are delving this long weekend into people's lists. Because we, I didn't, Fletch and I were in the dark. We didn't know people were keeping a list. Girls keep lists.

Girls keep lists. And we share lists, by the way. Mine's very short. Fletch crashed Excel when he tried to do his. Get to interpolate his spreadsheet. It is a bug with Excel, Vaughn. Yeah, when you get to the 999th line, it fucking shits itself. You can't format the cells around anymore.

I try to auto-add the cells, and it just keeps crashing. I have submitted a bug with Microsoft, and they are working on it. They're onto it. are working on it. They're onto it. This one I want to start with is really interesting because it's not a traditional sort of list. Okay. Two parts of the list.

When they sleep with someone, they put an X beside the letter that their name started with. Okay. Because they're trying to conquer the whole alphabet. Right. That's kind of my feeling on this. A to Z. Letters below the most common alphabet letters

she says so c d f g h j k l m n o um owen it's got to be owen right owen yeah um oliver no p no q rst covered u v quinton quinton how about their love? P in the UV. I'm not going to. W, X, Y, Z, none. But the others have all got ticks beside them. Okay. Also in this is the numbers in total and the names and the dates that it happened. Right. Wow. And if it happened once, it was a dash.

If it happened more than once, it was two dashes together. And if it was somewhat of a relationship, it had a plus beside it. Wow. That's just far off. It's got them listed in a chronological order, also their name and when it happened. Right. Okay, so that's their story. And then also their year.

For example, 2010 has a one beside it. Yep. Then there's a break, 2011, 12, nothing. 2013, one. What? They didn't have sex for two years? No, they were in a relationship

because you can correspond it to the other parts of the list and see that they were in somewhat of a relationship. Oh, wow. This is an organized person. 2014, you remember 2013,

we were at one. 2014, seven sexual partners. Nice. Throughout the year. Nice. Sp were at one. 2014, seven sexual partners. Nice. Throughout the year. Nice. Spicing it up. 2015, two.

2016, three. This is per month, right? No, per the entire year. Right. Is this like morning, noon, and night, or are we just doing mornings? So 2016, three. 2017, four. 2018, four.

Here we go. 2019, six. 2020, you'll remember. Lockdown. Lockdown. 2018, 4. Here we go. 2019, 6. 2020, you'll remember. Lockdown. Lockdown. Yep. 3. 2021, we're out of the lockdowns.

5. 2022, 6. 2023, 2. What a fascinating list. That's a great, that's very thorough. Very thorough. Oh, and if they were from a different country, she puts the flag of the country beside there. Give me some countries.

So what country has a blue square in the corner? Because it's so small, I can't see it's a screen cap. Blue square in the corner looks like, is that? Samo. Samo? Oh, nice. Hot. Good work.

I should have guessed because I've crossed out the name, but the last three letters of the last name are UGI. Oh, yeah, that's a... It wasn't Luigi from Mario Bros. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't believe. What a list. Yeah.

Great. I like the list that you're using the emojis. Yeah, yeah, descriptive emoji. Yeah, descriptive emoji. It says, oh, shit, picture paints, a thousand words. Has anyone done a list that makes commentary on the aesthetics of the phallus? Yes.

Various lists. I'm moving on to our second list now which is entitled Interactions. Okay. It has their name which have been retracted with a finger squiggle.

Yeah. Good. Good document. I just sort of did the names didn't I when I shared mine in the last episode? Some of them. Sorry Kelly Kelly

and Kelly's flatmates. Somebody, some of them have descriptions beside them. So, lol is D, someone, lol is the first one. Then second, third, fourth names, nothing. Lol is such a good thing. Fifth name says in brackets beside it, neighbor and fourth year. Oh, okay. Oh, fourth year, we're talking a lawyer or a doctor.

Good call. I've got someone who's studying a little bit longer. Yep, okay. Oh, fourth year. We're talking a lawyer or a doctor. Good call. I've got someone who's studying a little bit longer. Yep, nurse or something. Sixth name, it says neighbor. Then the next name starts with P. I can't see it, but it says in brackets beside it, Timaru. Oh, okay. I kind of love this.

Next one, the name starts with T, and in brackets beside it, it says South African dude, clingy, stay away. Oh, good. You've got to, stay away. Oh, good. You've got to write reminders sometimes. Wow, okay. Next one, Irish dude, interesting character. Oh, yeah, okay. One after that.

It's the accent, though. It might have been doing some heavy lifting there. Yeah, maybe. Interesting character is not necessarily a bad thing. No. Maybe it's a bit quirky. Then next, it just says in brackets, English dude. Yeah.

Beside a redacted name. The next thing it says in the next person in brackets beside a redacted name, News Hub. Wow, someone's getting the inside scoop there. One after that, redacted name, and in brackets it says Hugo's pal. And then I'm just going to run through. So each time i stop that's going to be a new name okay quinn's flatmate got covered this night lol b's friend

p e u and then just p e okay so p e yeah p e b's friend b's friends are really that's that's the second a lot of b's he's got a lot of mates camera read. Bs got a lot of mates. Camera dude, Bogan. Next one's nice guy. Then we've got dickhead, one out of 10. Oh, one out of 10. Then next one, explain this to me. In brackets, bad pick. Oh, no, I missed the minus.

Bad pick, minus 10 out of 10. Oh, okay. I thought it said bad pick, 10 out of 10. I was like, oh, what's the story there? Okay. Next one, welly boy, lovely guy, good time, 8 out of 10. Oh, welly boys. The welly boys, they know how to do it. Did he work at a pizza place?

Could have been the same guy. Or that homeless guy called Simon on Cuba. Tall guy. Next one, tall guy, intimidating, weird vibes, 5 out of 10. Okay. Do you think he could have been like Scandinavian or, you know, some kind of Nordic? Sometimes the Baltics or the Nordics miss the mark with their humour and they say real dark shit.

Because they grew up on TV like The Tunnel. You know those dark Scandi shows? Yeah. It's just everyday shit. Yeah. Next one is Random One, which was in town after Bearfest. Random Two was a random from the bog. Is it the Christchurch establishment?

Ah, yeah. Random. It's so good Next one English boy was nice 6 out of 10 Gym boy quick not good 0 out of 10 0 Think about those gym boys When you see them and they're there and they're peacocking around the gym

And you're like that is a killer Bod but Can you last the distance? You see them and they're there and they're peacocking around the gym. And you're like, that is a killer bod, bud. Yeah. Can you last the distance? Nah, they wouldn't. What's the game like? Are you going to do what an ugly guy does? Just because he knows he's ugly?

They're staying up top. Yeah. Are you reckon they're staying up top? Who? They're on top. No, they're staying up top. Their head's staying around your head area. Oh, yeah.

It's going to be face to face. That took Vaughan too long to get up top. He's moving down. Yeah. But they're so strong in the core, it's hard to push their head face. That took Vaughan too long to get up top. He needs to be moving down. Yeah. But that's so strong in the core, it's hard to push your head down. Your core's so strong. Thou who shall not be named, ick, zero out of ten. Oh, wow.

Next one is Perth Dude. No ranking, just the name and Perth Dude. Mystery Man, Aussie dude from The Bog. Oh, okay. I don't know what this bar says. The Bog. The Bog sounds like it's the hunting ground. Worst personality, it says in brackets.

It's an Irish bar. Yeah, it is. It's cool. Fiddly D. Let's go earlier on. It gets a bit crazy later on. Never again, negative 100 for worst personality. And then the last person on the list, the last person on this person's list, just the

name. No, no, no comment. Maybe still around. Do you think they're still around or that's the new boyfriend? Yeah, could be. Could be. Okay. Could be.

All right. Fascinating list. This person has a few people be. Okay. Could be. All right. Fascinating list. This person has a few people on the list. Very descriptive. I love this. This is the next. This is a new list. This is a new list.

Name redacted. Engineer. So smart. Also 99% indestructible inside and out. May not pass out drunk. Would win if no alcohols. Oh, but may pass out drunk. Would win if no alcohol or drugs were available.

Wow. Okay. So she's saying here's a guy, but man, she's really giving a bio there. Yeah. I can picture him. Bios. Next one, engineering in. So some smarts and life experience.

May have a good chance. Currently third place. Well, so she's kind of like in some kind of Hunger Games or kind of a game show-esque. Yeah. She's ranking them. She's ranking them. She's ranking them as of who's going to win the husbandry. Do you know what just crossed my mind is you guys will be on some lists. Well, you will be too.

Yeah, I don't know. We're all on a list. I'm not on many lists. You probably look at me and be like, there's a guy that tore through the puss. That's probably what you think. I reckon don't combine those words again, eh? That didn't make me feel good. I reckon maybe it's going to be one that

Carwin's curled up in the fetal position. I like that. Let's move on. I didn't. Yeah, Carwin wouldn't. I wouldn't be on many lists. Yeah. Not me at all.

Carry on. I'm picky. And most of them are Christians. I just love to challenge. What can I say? It's the thrill of the hunt. The next one is, she says, I hope he'll die first, but would probably last a wee while, mainly because of height.

Now, that tells me he's a short king. Yeah. Because short kings live longer than tall boys. Okay. Okay. Next one, she says, strong boy and a lawyer, so has a good chance of winning. Man, she's really hooking up with some professionals here. Two engineers and a lawyer, so has a good chance of winning. She's really hooking up with some professionals here. Two engineers and a lawyer.

Australian, so would probably get attacked. Don't know much about him, so he could die first. Okay. So she is doing a Hunger Games. Yeah. She's obsessed with, no, I'm imagining if she's thinking long term, if they get married, like, is she going to live longer than them? Maybe she's either scared of dying

first or scared of dying second. No it sounds like she's worried about some kind of nuclear apocalypse yeah. The next one would get distracted trying to spade a girl. Oh yeah. That's what I mean I think she's thinking of a scenario and she's going okay it's the Hunger Games

and she would die he'd die first out of everyone. And this one would get distracted trying to spade a girl. Okay, so this plays into your Hunger Games. They're the next person on this woman's list. Couldn't remember where the party we were at was, so probably will get lost and captured first. Yeah, okay.

Has she gone blue collar yet? Or is she still staying professional? I don't know that. Get captured. I think she's a zombie apocalypse. Yeah. She's trying to find the perfect partner for the end of the world. And her final entry is sensible and a teacher and also quite swift, so it would last a while, I think.

Swift. Swift. Swift and nimble. Okay. Swift and nimble. Wow, what a bio. This is what I'm saying. All the lists are different.

This is day two because we heard Hayley's list yesterday. We've heard from three people. Yeah, I need to spice mine up. We've got two more days of these sorts of lists to get through, pull apart. Not judge. Not even judge your number. But more judge like how you're putting this list together. Oh, yeah, we'd love that.

So we'll be back tomorrow. Bye.