ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -26th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 25, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Just Between Us... have you ever snooped through a partners phone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We know it's wrong. I'm a snoop. Well, if you notice your partner's behaviours change, you've with someone for so long and then they start, like, hiding their phone. Always on the... Always on their phone. It's not hard to notice something's changed.

Yeah, exactly. Something's up. So just between us, what did you find on your partner's phone? When I was with my ex-husband, I snooped through his phone and found a bunch of gay porn. I would be like... Is that the guy that messaged in the other day for just between us, like, the finger in the bo-in-the-bop-off. Maybe, maybe. Maybe.

It's a gateway. It's a gateway. It's a gayway. A gay way drug. Yeah. Yeah. Ah, okay. When I was snooping on my partner's fun, I found his fat life profile, which is a fetish social media.

Oh, okay. X-O-X-X-O-X-X-O-Hartbreak. Oh, God, never ever heard of it. I mean, that's not. It's just like having a dating site, isn't it? Having a Tinder profile or... It's like a Danish community and there's like forums. So I heard from a friend.

There's like forums for what you're into and you can like connect with people and message. Right. Events will be posted there like the Andy parties and sex parties. Right. What sort of stuff would you, what sort of... Are they categories? There's photos. Yeah, there's anything from mild to like...

This is all from a friend. You imagine it. You imagine it, Vaughn, and it's probably on there. Yeah. So there'll be stuff from like... I want someone to peel. heel oranges over me as somebody else

where's a nappy puts a nappy on me and hangs you from the ceiling with hooks hyphen Auckland and that's a forum okay yes I found who is posting me

to porn sites fucking hell no that's illegal that's wildly illegal wildly illegal I found this is far more wholesome

I found engagement rings in his Google search history oh sweetie that was a nice Cleanser of the palate. It was a sniff of the coffee between perfumes. It was. It was.

I had messaged his ex and told her we had broken up and was paying a lot on only fans. Now we are broken up so we can message you the truth this time. Yeah. Have it. Wow. Nuts. Anonymous on my ex-boyfriend's phone.

I found nudes of his friend's girlfriend and SS of girls' IG stories. Screenshots. Screenshots. Okay, yeah, right. Of the girls' IG stories. And who's getting nudes from it? Just had a little bank of, um... They call it a wank bank.

A wank, yeah, I didn't want to say that, do I? A bank of wank. A bank of wank, a bank of wank. Bankery of wankery. A.S. Wank. Yes, wank. Yeah. Oh, that's good.

Wank of New Zealand. Yeah. Wank of New Zealand. That's good. The national wank before A and Z. Yeah. Kiwi wank. Yeah.

A co-op wank. Yeah. T.S.B. Turner, save his wank. TSW, Taranaki Savings Wank. Southland Building Wank. Yes. Oh, that's a good one.

Yeah, that's a good one. Are we out of banks now? Yeah, I think we're getting into co-ops and shit now. Yeah, Tyra Wanks. Oh, yeah. That's my favorite bank. Yeah. Out of Wanks?

Yeah. On the TV show. Yeah, that's a massive TV show. I think we did really well there. I mean, there's more, but we'll... Elizabeth Wanks. Yes. Yeah, of course.

Yes. Great. Okay. I found when I went snooping on my partner's phone, six, a six feedback. report for an escort he'd hired. I was like an eBay review. What the hell?

He's an ex for a reason. Yeah. Oh my God. So you got feedback. Yeah. On that, yeah. How wild. Okay.

Well, I guess you want to know how you're doing. He was a gentleman. Maybe if there's like a profile and you can, you know, like be like, oh, I sleep with this person and they were very lovely. Fine. Imagine if you were an escort and you had like two stars. Yeah. Oh, shame.

Shame. I'd hope to be at least a four. It'd be, it'd be. It'd be humbling, I'd say. I'd probably ask half way through. How are we looking? Like an Uber driver, please give me five. Yeah, how was that?

Was it all right? Yeah, was that good? What I'm doing now is that sort of a five star? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll actually just fill out the form for you. Could you just click five? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll put a few things in here.

I found out it was having an affair with one of his employers. Oh. Oh, on the phone, wow. I found on my partner's phone, messages to rugby players telling them they had a good game. Imagine just reaching out, DMing the All Blacks. DEMming the All Blacks, being like, Great game, mate.

Hey, Bowden, Boadin, you played so good tonight, bro. Or do you think it's a male that went into a female's phone and found her messaging rugby players at a more local level saying, Great game today? No, Shannon's saying no. No? Okay. That's not.

That's actually wholesome to end with it. Yeah. Classic, I found, I found, no, no, no, no, because there's some goodies. Natural out. That was a natural out. No, no, no, wait. There's juice. I promise you juice.

Okay. Classics. I found fresh explicit videos made with him and his ex-fiancee while we were dating. Oh. No. You don't want to see that either. No. Why don't people just break up?

Just get a breath. Yeah. It's weird. And finally, for today's, what did you find in your partner's, just between us? Just between us. Just between us. Some slut telling him he needs to get his dick wet. Girl?

Girl? I know. where you live. Wow. I know. Back off. Well, that was just between us for another day. Tomorrow.

We are asking you, hey, just between us, what's a childhood habit that you still have? Oh.