ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th September 2023

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

*Explicit Content Warning*On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley continue reading some listener messages, after they discovered 1/10 people aren't comfortable discussing sex stuff with their partner!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Hello, welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. This is a warning. We've had to come back to do a warning about the Little Bit of Pod. This isn't for little ears. No.

This pod, I know some people listen to the pod. This one's not one that should be listened to With little ears around But bookmark it for later Definitely not I think with your partner Would be a good listen Oh yeah It could really get We could open doors

You could open doors For example Because this is the little pod We're going to follow on Something that we talked about On the show Which is Things you're not comfortable

Talking to your partner about Yeah And this could You know you could pause After each one we do And discuss And discuss Also a trigger warning if you're into pudding

If you're into pud If you're into pud And trying to just, you know when you're putting on a meal You want everything timed out right You want people ready to eat You want the food ready You want all aspects of the food ready But specifically pud

That's your warning Sorry everyone Enjoy the little bit of pod Welcome to A Little bit of pod. And we're going to follow on from something from today's big pod. Yeah, you probably have to listen to the big pod first today. I'll bring you up to speed, though. Yeah, please do.

One in ten are too afraid or too shy to talk about intimate things with their partner. Stuff they want, how they like it. Some aspect of it, yeah. Yeah, some aspect of their sex life. Yeah. We did get a lot of messages in that we couldn't read on the radio. Yeah, some of the messages that we did read, he needs to be more sensual and adventurous,

to satisfy me, that's something somebody can't comfortably talk to their partner about. Group sex, I'd love to, but I know she never would. Reminding them to get tested regularly, even if they're monogamous. So you're not really monogamous, are you? No, that sounds like a friend with benefits. Scheduling it. I find it weird to discuss this and I'm not sure how to approach it.

Sex while your girl has her period. I'm too scared to ask my new partner if he's into it or not. Choking. I feel like I to ask my new partner if he's into it or not. Yeah. Choking. I feel like I can be more open on the podcast. We dance around a lot of these on the national broadcast. Initiating it. Yeah. And all of it,

why is it awkward? But I can chat to other people about it so easily. But the extra ones. We got some more that we thought the dancing around might have been a bit hard. Yeah. Excuse the been a bit hard. So we, excuse the pun, but we thought we'd read them out here.

No Man's Land, that is podcast. Actually nothing. Somebody says I'm not uncomfortable to talk to him about anything. He loves group play. I don't. And I love a great big willy. Go us. Great big willy. Do you think he's got the great big willy or she us. A great big willy. Do you think he's got the great big willy

or she's getting other great big willies as well but not in a group setting? It sounds like she might like other great big willies but then does he have a great big willy

because if he doesn't That's alright. She can have normal willy with him and go get a great big willy on the weekend. And he loves group play. So he can do that.

Do you think she supervises the group play? I don't know. Or just lets him play in the group by himself. Supervising. Like what? Hey, ah, ah.

She's got like a ruler and she'll hit him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sleep space for Jesus. Who knows? Who knows? Pegging. What? Did someone say that?

This is why we couldn't bring it up. Now, I've had their names removed. Yep. So I don't know if this is a male who wants to be pegged or a girl who wants a female who wants to peg a man either way though if you're the female you've got to bring that up with a

hetero, a legitimately heterosexual guy that you want to peg him or Shannon compiled the list I was just asking can you get Shannon up on the desk I mean just figur Can you get Shannon Up on the desk Yes I mean just Figuratively put the Leveler up

Get her up on the desk I'm so sorry That was quite rude If you could pull The level up So we can hear What Shannon has to say I have done

You said we received A few about pegging Both ways as well Both ways Okay that's what I wanted to know The majority of it Yeah so there was

Quite a few people Being like I want it And a few people Being like they've said it I don't know There was definitely all dynamics Do you know what I find weird Is when a guy wants to be pegged But he won't let a guy fuck him

No it's not the same It's not as different The butt is pleasurable with your guy not That's like saying a guy's putting it in a butt Why isn't he just chucking it up a girl's butt Yeah I would say maybe That's like saying a guy's putting it in a butt. Why isn't he just chucking it up a girl's butt? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I would say maybe,

I'd say we maybe had about 10 people comment about pegging. Really? So were they all dudes saying either, Peg me. Peg me, or she's mentioned pegging and I don't know what to say about it, or was there also a woman being like, Both.

At what stage of a relationship when you meet someone, do you say, I reckon quite early. It would be hard at like 15 years in. Or maybe not. I think we need to go back and put a warning on the start of this podcast. One of our famous warnings. Okay, we do need to do that.

We'll do that after. We'll do that after. We'll do that at the end. Warnings of warnings. Okay, so this is, again, things that one in ten people aren't comfortable talking about. An intimate moment with their partner or something about their intimacy. I can't talk to them about the fact that it's always over way too quickly. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Okay. He needs some of that lubricant that slows it down. Well, like a tea leaf. That's the opposite of what lubricant should be doing. No, there's a lubricant that's like. Like it numbs it. Yeah, like good for her, but you know, slows him down.

Okay. I don't know what kind of slowing down... What is that? Lube. WD-40 or something. Or it could just have a danger wank. A heavy... Yeah.

There's a danger of the danger wank though, isn't there? There is a... There's always a big danger of the danger. You're done. You're done. Yeah, you're done and your mind's like done and then it's hard to get. Yeah. Okay, well, let's just put a little pin in that.

We're going to have a little break and come back with some more messages. We're going long, are we? Play ZM's Fletch Vornanale. Play ZM. Okay, okay, okay I can't comfortably bring up with my partner That ankles around shoulders while having sex Is better than missionary like he prefers Because it just hits deeper

Yeah She wants her ankles over her shoulders The flexibility of this creature Yeah, must go to yoga Must go to yoga Must go to yoga Could you do that for long? Could I get my legs up?

No way. You see how stiff I am? One of these hip flexors tight. Todd, I could get my legs up. You wouldn't at all. He's a missionary. He's a missionary. He's a missionary man.

God, no. At work, I'm the boss. Total mask. At home, I'm the little spoon. My boyfriend doesn't get it though oh what was it do you think this is the same sex coming from a guy yeah okay welcome the boss um total mask at home on the little they say their mask but my boyfriend doesn't get it though right so they want do you think what what what do you think is the uncomfortable part to talk about here? Just be like, stop relying on me.

Like, dominate me a little bit, maybe. Right. Must be a little spoon. This is a very interesting topic of conversation that they can't have with their partner. What porn he watches and what porn I watch. I couldn't give a shit. No, no, no.

But they just like, they want to know what their partner watches but then they also are a little bit shy about what they watch you watch whatever you want well i think like we said on air or in the big pod it's communication oh it's totally absolutely so hey what it but it feels like a trap if your girlfriend said to you or your wife hey what do you watch like would you think it's like yeah huge breast blonde and you're a petite little broody ass. Yeah. Make me feel insecure.

Jared agrees. It feels like a huge trap. Really? It's a trap. I'll take the fifth. From the man who falls into a lot of those, to be fair. This is not a thing for us. We're homos and have a wild sex life, says somebody else.

Yeah, I feel like the gays are just pretty open, eh? Yeah, but then before we talk about the gays. The gays were like, I'm on the mask, and when I come home, I want to be not masked. Oh, somebody said, I hope I hear, oh, that's juicy. Oh, that's juicy. That's juicy. It's warm just for you.

A lot during the segment. Yeah. Oh, something I can't discuss, having sexy dreams about my ex. Oh, that's just a dream. Unfinished business there, but unfinished business. Yeah, maybe. it stays in the dreams and doesn't manifest into life. Yeah.

But I feel I may be bisexual because we're married and it always seems inappropriate to say that now. No, you've got to be who you are. You can be bisexual and married to somebody.

Yeah. Of the opposite gender? Of course you can. But then, maybe. Does that mean you've got to go, does that think that now you want to, if you're married to a man

and you say, hey, I'm bisexual, does that mean you have to go sleep with a think Now you want to If you're married to a man And you say Hey I'm bisexual Does that mean you have to go Sleep with a woman Or am I just attracted to a woman As I said on the big point Probably like 90% of the stuff You're about to ask a guy

Is going to be fine 100% We're just stoked to be there We're stoked to be there We're just happy to see him Yeah You're happy to watch him bring snacks Yeah man

Dude Absolutely I'll nip down the shops What are you guys after Yeah I'll set the scene I'm at the bed I'll light the candles Yeah. You're happy to watch and bring snacks? Yeah, man. Dude. I'll nip down the shops. What are you guys after? Yeah. I'll set the scene. I'll make the bed. I'll light the candles.

What do we want? Pre-snacks? Post-snacks? Both? During? Five-minute check-ins? How we going, girls? Yeah.

How we running up? I can be there the whole time. How we going? Happy to assist. How we going? You good? Everybody hungry? Yeah.

Are we ready for pud? Everybody okay? We're ready. Everybody okay in here we're going alright shots you alright you still don't need me still don't need me

that's cool you guys let me know I'll just be out okay I'll be out I'll put the pud in the oven but I'll just

keep it low yeah actually because that will that will take a while how long do you reckon you'll be because this this

it's going longer than you normally this apple pie that I got they reckon 45 to 50 minutes. So what are we thinking? Are we in there? Should I chuck it in now? I'm not getting the ice cream out yet, but, you know, as far as food goes. We need to get that up because the ice cream is quite solid, so we'll need...

I just accidentally have this image of you making a cuckpud. Cuckpud. Cuckpud. Cuckpud. Cuckpud. Cuck pud. Cuck pud. Cuck pud. Cuck pud. Cuck pud. We should market it. Cuck pud.

Cuck pud. The pud you put in the oven when you're getting cucked. Yeah. And it's just got a picture of a guy standing beside the oven with his head down like. Yes.

Yeah. Trying to ignore whatever's happening. But his wife's happy so. A happy wife, happy life. God, I love a bloody spoonful of cockpits. Yeah, yeah.

Did you hear about the new one? Oh, berry cockpits. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Triple berry. It's going to be good. It's going to be good.