ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 26th September, 2025

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley was caught out with a noise...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchfallen and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. You know, Matt, you'll hear it on the radio. I don't have a filter. When I react to something, it's in the moment. I don't often think before I react. And we like that about you, don't we? Well, some people probably think it's a bit much, but I'm honest.

Yeah. Well, I don't know if I could have held this one in. So I was heading through, I went in, I was in Melbourne Airport. Yeah. I'm heading home yesterday, or whatever day it was. And I walked past just a familiar sight. Gray track pants. Long legs.

Okay. Sneaker. Yeah. Hoodie. Yeah. Headphones. Yeah. And I want to say seven foot of them.

Okay. Dark skin. Right. Light eyes. Mm. Oh, wait. Light eyes on dark skin Yeah

We fall off our chairs every time Show faint Like this hot Hot man And just like It sounds like you describe an NBA basketball player Travelling to his game That's what it looked like

But he was alone Unbranded The grey track pants were Yeah Yeah okay The grey track pants were doing their job Right You know what I mean

They don't leave much to the imagination They don't Flemsey old things Yeah And I walked past this guy and I clock it I clock the size and then I do the full like scan

eye scan down the feet tall sweat pants yeah tall grey sweatpants light eyes dark skin light eyes analyse analyse analyse perfect man

hot hot hot hot hot hot and steam starts coming out your ears me be be overload and I just go and I walk quite close past not in a pesty way but that was my trajectory yeah and I just go it sounds like she

No, there was no diversion. There was no diversion. Okay. It was in my trajectory. But as I walked past and I sort of, you know, like my body kept moving, but my head stayed on him. I just went, oh. Oh, Haley, that's best. This noise came out like, oh.

Wait, did you have headphones on? No, I did it. No, no, no. I knew that it was loud. But again, it just like, I couldn't stop. And I know it's like, if this shoe was on the other foot, I would love for someone to walk past me and audibly my own. You know what I mean? I'd be like, oh, no, right.

I've been with you when people walk past and they're like, ugh. Yeah, yeah, no, different. Oh, is that not the moan you're up to? Oh. Yeah, different. Ah. Yeah, it's, well, I think you've got to be a bit more specific when you ask for an audible moan. Yeah, you know, a moan of like, wow, that is the hottest thing I've ever said.

Why? Give me a slice of that cake. He did do a slight head, like, twitch, but we didn't clock. Right. Because otherwise, I mean, obviously, if you called eyes of me, then it was all. It would be in love. Love wouldn't be dead. Your sweatpants would have been ankle.

at the ankle they would have dropped to the ankle and a big seven foot drop as well my Lord just like God like thank Christ himself for hot people

do you know what I mean what a delight what of life's greatest pleasures is to behold hotness do you think if we were all mingers like everyone in the world would we then find other mingers slightly

less mingy it's still be a scale of Lingers. Did it still be a scale? Yeah. Yeah, that'd be a scale of Mingus for sure. Oh, she's all right. She's only got one wart on her nose.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that sort of thing. He's right. All of his lumps aren't as big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one actually breathes with his mouth shut. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that sort of thing.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, that guy's ears are the same size. Yeah. I want to grab them and ride them sort of. Oh, my God, that one has, like, all of its teeth. Yeah, so I'm all good. That's why. I mean, some of them are rotten and he's not going to have them all for long, but better

than none. Anyway, like, congrats to this guy. Like, well done on life, because you're just doing such a great job. Was he flying to New Zealand as well? No, he wasn't. He wasn't. And he was by himself, I mean, you know. Well, she knew all of that information.

Do you see that? Yeah. He's going to the goal. Not pesty, though. I want to reiterate that point from the other end of the conversation. Not pasty. Yeah, nice.