ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th April 2024

Episode Date: April 26, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss "Tame Swearwords"  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, the following podcast contains some very sweary language. I recently had a family catch up with my brother and my sister and their kids. That's cute. First time since before COVID that we've all been together. Why? 2019 was the last time He doesn't come back to New Zealand much Nah

Nah My parents go and see them That's how it works And It sounds like he's the favourite doesn't it Only You know what He's not

Thank you for giving him that feeling But we were talking about swear words Because my daughter stayed down there And they were messaging us like, you know, because my mum won't stand for any blasphemy. I got told off a couple of times for saying Jesus. Oh, really? She'll stomp that.

And I was just saying, remember, no swearing around Nana. Zero swear words. And Shardé said, that's right. We've got no problem with casual light swearing. Yeah. But you can't have full-blown swear words we don't want casual light what are we talking what is what does your mum do what when she does swear what i can't remember just i my mum swears very rarely my mum i think i've certainly heard her

say fuck maybe a couple of times my mum loves to swear yeah my mum in recent years not when we were growing up in recent years every now and, she'll drop a C. Wow! About someone or about a situation? About someone. About someone. No, you should never be like, oh yeah, C. She'll be like, I've got to tell you, man, that guy is a real C. And I'll be like, good on you, mate.

There's no other word for it. No, there's nothing else for it. So Sade said tame swear words, and Indy said, what are tame swear words? Are we talking like shit? I'd say that's tame plus wait so your girls messaged you to check what swear words they

can say no they can't say anything I think they just wanted an excuse to say a swear word because they can't say any swear words around my mum

okay and then Shardai said yeah nothing there at home tame swear words no F's no C's dick yep would they rock an F

or a C at home no no no no oh shivers no no no oh shivers no oh shivers no no no No Fs, no Cs Dick Yep Would they rock an F or a C at home? No, no, no, no, no Oh, shivers, no, no, no, no Oh, shivers, no Oh, shivers, no, no, no, no Heavens to Murgatroyd, absolutely not Heavens to Petsy Heck

Heck no What are tame swear words? Are we talking like shit is what Indy said And August said, is arsehole okay? Okay So those are two apparently tame swear words Yeah, I'd say dick, dickhead, arsehole I said the first swear word I said in front of my mum was piss And what kind of reference? So those are two apparently tame swear words. Yeah, I'd say dick, dickhead, asshole.

The first swear word I said in front of my mum was piss. And what kind of reference? Piss the bed. Oh, okay, yeah. And what did she say when you said it? Was she all right with it? She didn't say anything. She dug her nails into my wrist and dragged me across the road.

It was a different time. How old were you when you said that? I don't know, like seven maybe? A little piss, okay. I said piss. Yeah, right. I pissed myself. I said piss the bed.

I would have been like, oh, hey, language. I would have been like, oh, that's not the word we use. Maybe she was embarrassed I would piss the bed, and that was why she was like, shut up. And you just got dragged. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. We've talked about it a few times on the show, but i did drop the c-bomb at the dinner table once my father threw me from the dinner table i love swearing it's fun yeah it's i think people get too worried

about just words just language and we're not swearing at someone or being oh you know that's the thing you're not swearing at someone just expressive swe swearing. Yeah. Well, this is why people struggle when they come to New Zealand, because we do, we're quite loose with some of our swears. Yeah, we are. Too fucking right. What's your favourite swear word, Fletch? I think mine would be fuck. Fuck's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's good, eh? It's classic.

Yeah. Shit just doesn't do it. Shit's entry level. Shit's a warm-up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit's a warm-up. Shit a warm up shit's opening what about bitch do you like bitch bitch bitch I sort of like it

in a funny way now yeah playing to a sold out arena coming to an arena near you on it's worldwide 300 gig

world tourist cunt yeah really yeah that's the real headliner that's famous doesn't need to tour as often

no no no one album every 10 years Mostly just repeating the good stuff Yeah that's right Best ofs Yeah yeah yeah Got cancelled Came back Came back

Came back stronger Unstoppable Salah Ward tour