ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th April 2026

Episode Date: April 26, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... RIP to Hayley's bra and to something of Vaughan's too...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and today in New Zealand and Australia it is Anzac Day. It's a public holiday, so there'll be no big pod. But the live show, we'll be back in Haley. You'll be in studio with us as well. You're making your way back from Australia today? Australia today, yeah, mate. It's been good, but I can't wait to be back home, actually.

In my own bed. One of the hotel rooms had a bed on wheels, and it's just the whole thing's just... I'm just ready. I love the Anzac, love Australia, love New Zealand, but happy to be back in New Zealand. Hit it, DJ. I've been asked for a song. Oh, a sad song.

You may remember there was a phase where I was looking for the perfect bra. You remember I was like selling out bras left, right and sent, and then I was like, no, I have found the bra. Bra fluenza? It was a bra fluenza, yeah. It was a, where is it? It was by booty this one. Okay.

And it's time to say goodbye. Now, I'm showing you guys on the camera. It is just in tatters. No, no, no, no. It's not really supposed to be that see-through, but can you see there's strings here that have come off? That's seen better days. Cricy.

So yesterday I was asked if I always don't wear a bra. And I was wearing this bra. which is a sign that it no longer gives me the support that it means. Yeah, yeah, okay. And I don't usually wear this one on stage, but my one with an underwire was in the wash. So I had to wear this, which is definitely more comfortable. And yeah, I was talking to the tech, and she was like, I love it.

Like, I'm jealous of you because you're not wearing a bra. I was. And then I sort of looked at it, and I saw the strings all tattered like this, all falling apart and I just when I took it off last night after the show I knew it was the last time. I just wanted to just say goodbye to a an old friend. An old friend

yeah. That literally was doing nothing that left my tits so saggy. The assumption was I had utterly nothing on. Yeah yeah it's really not it's a sad to don't make them anymore and so it's just in the bit. Oh don't they? So are you on a new search now for a new best

bra? No I wear the Nala ones but this is just an old. I mean she's just in pieces and she's torn to shreds. She's got deodorant stains. I feel like guys are bad with this with undies. You know the elastic goes and they keep... And then they're always falling down. I went in the other day to look at some new undies

but farmers wasn't having a red dot special. I was like, I'm not paying full price. Simply not. I'm not paying full price. Like, I'd have to be in a dire situation to pay full price vignacres. Yeah, you're saying. Like I'm overseas. I forgot all my undies.

I've also shipped myself. Then I might consider paying painful price. I'm not afraid to go in Commando these days. Aren't you? Why would you do that? Oh, Dick on denim. Yeah, Dick on denim. And Dick on Zip?

See, that is, yeah, that's not good. That's maniacal, mate. That's like, oh, that makes you just in my seat just, oh, I can't sit. A little bit squirmy. Yeah, really? A little metal on the soft, oh, I was going to say on the soft skin to your foreskin, but it was put in the bin years ago. I do often wonder what happened to it.

Some people keep them out No you see that big furnace Next to the hospital That's where they go That's the foreskin furnace You're bifed in there with the placentas And the kidneys And the appendixes and stuff

The odd leg When someone loses the leg Yeah Actually what do they If you went to hospital And they had to get rid of your leg Yeah they burn it Do you

But I remember a horrendous story We're on social studies A social studies trip to Auckland And we're on a bus And we're going through the Auckland To Main up to the War Museum Yeah And the teacher said, do you see that big furnace?

See the big chimney? And we're like, yeah. And he's like, that's Auckland Hospital's chimney. You want to know what goes in there? Like 10-8. Oh. Everything. Yeah.

He said everything. Yeah. But you know what I mean? Like a foreskin, sure, chucking in the bin or furnis it or whatever. But a leg is like a quarter of you. It's a lot. Do you save the ashes or the leg?

Or do you bury the leg first in your plot? Right. And then come back to it in like, 60 years or something. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would think if you had to get a leg amputated, like it had cancer in it or something,

or like gangrene, that you would want to keep it to give it a proper burial, because it is such a big part of you. Because then... If you come back in the zombie apocalypse, yes. Oh, you're going to be hopping around. And I've never seen a zombie on crutches.

No, neither. Have you? No, I've seen them dragging themselves along the ground. Yeah, right. Something's happened to their lower half. but no I've never seen a zombie or on a wheelchair or on a mobility scooter. Never seen a zombie on a mobility scooter. It's something to think about.

That'd be unbeatable. That'd be until they got to a set of stairs. Oh, and then you'd be like, huh, ha, ha, ha. And then they've got to zip up the ramp. Yes, zzz. Yeah, left to right, right. Well, RIP the bra. Yeah, RIP the bra.

I forgot we started talking about that. RIP the brar and RAPE Vorns Forkska.