ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th August 2024

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared had a great day at Nerd'Fest over the weekend!(It was Commander Fest 2024 actually... - Producer Jared)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod You may be able to, even through the podcast Which I don't know possible Smell something a little bit different I can smell something, what is it?

Jared went to a nerd fest at the weekend The pungent stench of B.O. and virginity And grease It's permeated us all to the point where we believe it may be transferring Like our voices go into electromagnetic forms Yeah, a couple of Red Bull burps as well Yeah Energy drink burps

How many energy drinks? I only had one in the morning and then one on the way there So only two? Only two, it's not bad Now what is this that you went to? So I got some targeted advertising a couple weeks ago for something called Commander Fest, run by Good Games Australia,

which happened in the Aotea Centre. Aotea. Beautiful, you know it the first time. We got him. Yeah, but then he worried because he's white. Yeah, he had a white worry. My South African tongue was like, oh no. Stress he's white. Yeah, he had a white worry. He had a white worry. My South African tongue was like, oh no.

He had a Sanford stress. Sanford stress ended up with a white worry. Yeah. Little combo. So I gathered the gang and we had about 10 guys in our group chat show up

and we just played cards from nine till six and it was awesome. It was probably one of the best days I've had this year. What? Yeah.

Not cards, Texas Hold'em cards. No. Nerd cards. harem cards no nerd cards i don't know how much detail you want me to get into here so they describe them as command fest events are little mini convention celebrations i mean this is how they're self-describing it little mini convention celebrations of the commander format format and friendly magic play altogether. Yeah. How did they make money? Do you pay to go?

Yeah, so it was like $65 tickets. $65? But the math is cooked because I paid $65, but I left with $120 worth of product. Wait, hang on. Say again? Wait, there are prizes? Yes.

Oh, right. Did you win things? So it's not a competitive format, but you get tickets and you can trade your tickets for tokens and then use the tokens on the prize wall. What are we playing if it's not competitive? That's a great way to money launder my proceeds of crime. Yes. And leave with a shiny Pikachu. That's how I pay all my drug debts, Pokemon cards.

And I don't open the pack. I'm like, sure, I owe you $5,000, but this pack may have a Flurro Charizard. So funny you bring that up because we paid $60 for entry. You got a bunch of stuff that I left with $120. My brother-in-law, soon-to-be brother-in-law, Emma's brother, he traded in his tickets for one booster pack, which contains 15 cards,

randomly selected. It's basically gambling. Right. Yeah, so I'm actually watching a video of a command fest. There's, like, tables. Oh, my God. And this is over in America,

but there's tables and nerds. Yeah. Oh, that's going to come up in your YouTube recommended now. You've fucked yourself. Oh, I have fucked myself. I'll balance it out this afternoon with some absolute terrible content. Well, Emma's brother pulled a

$1,000 card. What? Yeah. Pretty cool. Wait, so he walked away with $1,000? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He walked away with a thousand dollars Yeah How do No no no no no No no no no He walked away With a thousand dollar card No no no no no

I introduced him To one of my old Pack and save friends Who Handed him One thousand dollars On the spot On the spot

Cash Shut up Yeah Wait so how long Would we have to be there To make a thousand dollars Like could we just Come along

Oh and how drunk Can we be To make it easier? Because we love getting $1,000, Hayley. We could go along. Yeah, but I'm just watching this. I really would need a couple of drinks. I don't think this is your crowd, Fletch. No.

I don't think this is your crowd. I don't think so at all. No. Okay, yeah. For card trading. But I like $1,000. Yeah, $1,000 is pretty good. Can I just go and pay my $60 and then get my cards

and then check with you if they're nude, if they're worth anything, and then leave? And if they're not worth anything, I'll happily take them off your hands. Oh, wait, they are worth something. As the guy that paid $1,000, is he going to have to explain to someone why he can't make rent this week or some shit like that?

It feels like it. I used to live with a guy and he'd be like, I'm so sorry, I'm short on rent, but I did just buy this sword. And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm sure mum and dad will let him have a week.

No, he's a high paid job, owns his own house, drives a flash car, like got it made. And also just shout out, if you were at Commander Fest this weekend, congratulations on your hygiene.

Shout out. On your hygiene. Oh, was it good. Who is that? Show the fuck up, Larissa! Larissa! We're going to work here! Sorry. Sorry about her.

We're recording a fucking podcast, Larissa. You can't come over from there and try. Just because you guys aren't doing so great, you can't come over here and fuck me up. That's just friendly banter. We're just having a here and cross the aisle. That's just friendly banter. We're just having a little bit of banter. That's just friendly banter. Friendly banter. Friendly banter.

You said the hygiene was good. Hygiene was top tier. So I myself had a, what's it called when you do a big shower? An everything shower. An everything shower. Trimmed your pubes to go to bloody. Yeah, dog. Commander fist.

You never know when you're going to meet someone. You never know. With a $1,000 card. It's true. And they want to see your pubes. Yeah, so I tripled up on the fragrance. Yeah, I'll sell you the $1,000 card. Show me your pubes.

I only sell to people with zero pubes. Also, I don't want to see you junk. Just the pubes. Just the pubes. Just the pubes, please. No, no, too much. I saw that bloody hilt of it. Put that away.

You're proving yourself. The hilt of the hilt. Well, good on you for having a fun weekend. It was a really fun weekend, guys. It takes all sorts. I love, I just saw that as part of your day pass, you got a convention badge and lanyard. I did.

You got two jump start boosters, two magic side loaders, two arcane signet non-foils, four game tokens, one magic planeswalker key ring, and a magic tote bag. I've said it to both you and Vaughn, and I'll say it many times. How do you both have such hot missiles? I have no idea. Massive dicks. No pubes. No pubes.