ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th February, 2025

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has a new car and it's really changed her if we're honestSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I drive a convertible now, guys. It's wild. Do you know what I mean it's kind of crazy no I've got a temporary car and they asked me Mazda asked me like what do you want

for your temporary car before you get a car you're going to be like for a year you're going to be like an ambassador ambassador for Mazda and do some work for them

and okay yeah do a bit of work and in exchange I get to drive a nice car but the car that I'm going to be driving is unavailable and so they were like we'll just give you a nice car, but the car that I'm going to be driving is unavailable. And so they were like, we'll just give you a temporary car.

And I was like, give me the convertible. Just for a gag. And they were like, sure. It is. We went for a drive after work on Friday and it was crazy. It's pretty crazy. It's so nice. And the top is like,

And they're like, transformers off. Yeah. It's so fun. So, yeah, I dropped you off on Friday to the airport. What is it, an MX-5? MX-5. They've only got one convertible, and they've been around for years. MX-5's great.

Yeah. Fun. Fun. Tiny. Yeah. Two seats. It's got 1,600 engines, but I checked yours is a two litre. It must go.

It goes. Dude. It goes. She goes. She goes. Slip her into sports mode. She bangs. She bangs. Anyway. It goes. She goes. She goes. Slip her into sports mode. She bangs, she bangs. Anyway, so I dropped you off.

We had a bit of fun driving around in the sun, top down. And then made a real scene at the airport. I didn't appreciate that. Yeah, well, I sort of. Why? What happened? Well, we had to crawl quite slowly because we're going to international. We had to crawl quite slowly.

So anyone who walked by said, quite a nice car, eh? Like, that's quite a nice car, eh? And Fletch hated that. Yeah. Do you like that? That's quite a nice car, eh?etch hated that yeah do you like that's quite a nice car right because no one knows that it's not actually my car so they think that i just own this car and i'm going quite a nice car right it's wild how low it is i was just thinking when you're

driving at the airport because i said to fletch it's like my penis sits higher than the car yeah yeah yeah you came up to the car and it was yeah Yeah, you were sort of like, great seat. Yeah. Bonnet's got a great seat. That's highly inappropriate to talk to workmates, colleagues like that. Just colleagues. Yeah, just colleagues. I actually felt uncomfortable, yeah.

And then I tooted a lot. And I said, bye darling! Because that's how I feel like I have to talk when I'm in the convertible. I got my fast walk on and just pretended I didn't know Hayley at that stage. But I kept tooting for about five minutes after landing. So you got a free ride to the airport. Yeah. And you still weren't happy with it. I did say thank you.

He was grasping his hat. We'll come back to this. Grasping his hat the whole time. And then I picked up my mum later in the domestic area. It was perfect, actually. It worked out quite well. And I said to her, Patsy, darling, get in the convertible. We're going for a ride. And everyone was was looking must think we're such wankers

so we did lots of driving over the weekend my mum and i just cruising around put 500k on the clock that's jesus they're gonna charge you for that when you take that i was like i'm really bashing this thing but at one point it happened this happened and i was like this was gonna happen i have to wear like a cap when I drive because my hair just goes crazy yeah so I had this cap oh it's a real first word problem is it owning a convertible

yeah it's just like you arrive and your hair's really messed up do you get cold nah not cold there were a couple of moments because you're sitting

below the windscreen yeah so you're not just like so you're not more dogged but it's windier than normal oh yeah it's loud at once I tell you what

going through the tunnel the the Waterview Tunnel, we're really getting that carbon monoxide. Oh, yum, yum, yum. He didn't like that. He was like, oh, heaven forbid. Well, yeah, it's not good for your gut health, is it? Carbon monoxide, famously not good for any part of the health. Any health.

It's not good for any health. No, it's a poison. I put gas in it, and my mum was like, oh, my God, the gas station. And she put her nose down her top. I was like, grow up. I was huffing it. Anyway, so we were driving along and it's so low

and I and we were she was loving it and then on the motorway so I'm going like I reckon I was going 90 I kept it pretty slow yeah

and then I did this thing where I sort of like popped my head up over the windscreen as in like ha ha ha look at me I've got no roof

and my hat just went and flew under the car behind me the hat was gone I'm upset wow good hat it was a good cap actually yeah that's completely gone and flew under the car behind me. The hat was gone. I'm upset. Wow. Good hat. It was a good cap, actually.

Oh, you've lost the hat. Yeah, that's completely gone. But it was good fun. And then at one point, you know the movie The Trip? Yes. And they've got a convertible at one point, and they blast Jagger Little Pill, Alanis Morissette. My mum was like, oh, we've got to put on some Alanis.

So we put on You Oughta Know, and then we got stopped at some lights, and some guy's in a massive truck, so I'm basically on the ground they look down and he's like oh yeah you gotta rock a bit

of Alanis in a convertible is that what he said yeah and then did he say something like shush your tits yeah then he was like

kiss and I was like that's my mum yeah it was weird and I was like no I don't want to go on girls

yeah that kind of stuff but the first bit was a nice moment of connection it was yeah anyway i've only got it for a couple of weeks so don't i'll calm down right i'll calm down come back down to earth